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13963724 No.13963724 [Reply] [Original]

>professor has a bonus exam question about the name of their pet

>> No.13963741
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>I have a cat anon, would you care to know his name?

>> No.13963759

>>13963741
NOONE ASK HIM!!!!! DO NOT ASK !!!!!

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>> No.13963783

>>13963741
w..wha... what is his name anon

>> No.13963790

>>13963741
I'm gonna say it...

>> No.13963899

>professor will add five points to your exam if you bring a bag of candy in for the school's haunted house

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>>13963741
NIGGER

>> No.13963968

>>13963908
oh my god he said it...

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>>13963724
>professor gives a bonus mark to girls if they put their bare feet on the desk

>> No.13964030

>>13963724
Try Lenin, it's always Lenin.

>> No.13964034

>professor the morning of had a talk with me scolding me for always turnin in assignments a day late
>exam that day has a question that asks one thing you think you are the best in the class at
>write procrastination
>professor gives me 5 bonus points

>> No.13964037

>>13963908
y-y-you aren't allowed to say that w-w-word anon, it's n-naughty!

>> No.13964405

>>13963724
i just lost my shit to this post and i have no idea why

>> No.13964427

>>13963908
-man

>> No.13964438

>>13963985
>professor gives a free ride to the girl who sucked his cock after class

Every time.

Now.

I'm not mad at the girl for sucking his cock, but it is NOT a good reason to pass her. I have literally written a letter to a teacher complaining of this. I never report them since I think it's fine for them to engage in sexual acts, but the fact that it influences the grades DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE IT DOESNT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE YOU SHOULD PASS ONLY IF YOU KNOW THE MATERIAL OR ARE SMART

>> No.13964448

>>13964438
You're the smartest person ever

I'll bet that the woman wanted to pass the class by sucking on his cock

>> No.13964459

>>13964448
No way. That's not how people work is it?

>> No.13964508

>>13964438
>YOU SHOULD PASS ONLY IF YOU KNOW THE MATERIAL OR ARE SMART
So, if you're smart but don't know the material you should pass?

I've done that a few times by being really good at bullshitting, but I definitely don't think I SHOULD have passed.