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13938423 No.13938423[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>infinite word essay due tomorrow

I'm screwed !

>> No.13938538

Quite shit post

>> No.13938546

>>13938423
Just ask for an infinite deadline

>> No.13938547

>>13938423
OK NIGGA, AND?

>> No.13938962

>>13938423
You didn’t understand the meme and you fucked it up. If you said “due in an infinite amount of time”, “due at the End of Time” or “due never” it could’ve maybe worked.

>> No.13939079

Just write an essay generator, turn it in as a web page that generates more text as you scroll.

>> No.13939087

>>13938423
Just link the last sentence with the first. Finnegans Wake is an infinite book

>> No.13939278

Zero-word essay: never due.

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>outline for new novel due by the end of the month

>> No.13939377

have to finish book before I finish this sentence
FUCK

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>>13938962
>You didn’t understand the meme

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>>13938423
>90 second gabagool vocaroo due by reply limit

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>>13938423
>500 - 750 word essay due in a couple days
> I WROTE FUCKING 850 WORDS
Be honest /lit/ how fucked am I?

>> No.13939935

>>13939914
i don't know if it's the same these days but when i was a student going over the word limit by more than about 10% would cause an instant reduction in marks

>> No.13939966

>>13939935
Still applies at my uni