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>library started enforcing a no singles policy

>> No.13926303

>>13926299
I'd pretend to be your boyfriend to be able to go to the library with you, anon.

>> No.13926356

I've got a girlfriend. You wouldn't know her, she goes to a different library.

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>Library started enforcing a no manlets policy

>> No.13926628

>library shower is out of order again

>> No.13927003

>accidentally knocked over library hotdog stand and everybody saw
Gonna have to scout out new libraries now.
Fuck

>> No.13927005

>library trombone out of tune

>> No.13927009

Sounds like quite a library...

>> No.13927012

>library monk starts chanting

>> No.13927013

>someone pissed in the library bubblebath

>> No.13927014

>Library sauna literally tuned to 70 Celsius again

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>>13926381
Looks like a bunch of shelf space will become available

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13927022

>Library is within hand grenade range of a mosque

>> No.13927043

>library food truck ran out of chorizo

What do i get instead lads

>> No.13927050

>>13927016
average heights were much lower back then so nietzsche and marx are pretty impressive

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>Library drag show has been rescheduled and is now going to take place in the main hall due to large attendance

>> No.13927118

>>13927043
Go for the chouriço

>> No.13927164

>the library ostrich attacks me again

>> No.13927173

>>13927014
Literally shivered at reading this

>> No.13927224

>library dwarf punched me in the nuts

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>library's top-floor is now a smoke-free area, so I can't have my post-sex cigarette

>> No.13927240

>>13926299
Are you serious?

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>>13926299
then just rent two books dummy!

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>Failed the library entrance exam
It was the Finnegans Wake section, I know it

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>tfw theres a boomer using the reading machine to read LOTR

>> No.13927430

>brought my falcon to the library but forgot to feed it first
>he attacked and killed a cute girl’s kestrel

>> No.13927459

>>13926303
But anon, the library is also very homophobic

>> No.13927470

>>13927279
>the library bar doesnt have a franquist flag hanging behind the counter
Its like weve forgotten our history

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Thank God I have dubs.
Check them.
>>13927470
Facha
>>13926303
That's so fucking gay bro

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>>13927509

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>>13927509
Ok rojo, watch how a real spaniard does it
Chequea esto

>> No.13927674

>>13927517
Cringe Francoist, these dubs belong to the Falange

>> No.13927693

>Couldnt name 5 naturalist authors and got pronounced the library retard

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>>13927693
>tfw passed the optional advanced text to become premium member
>gain access to the patrician room and forbidden grimoires, get a free pipe and a backstage pass to Moldbug's next TED talk
Is this what making it feels like?

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>>13927674
this is lit country. dubs are with the absurd

>> No.13927999

>The library pool was filled with lemonade again

>> No.13928124

>>13927999
dayum

>> No.13928125

>i got kicked out from the library for smuggling a thermos of lentils in my top hat
How do you guys manage to hide your reading snacks?

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>>13928125
>not owning a walking stick with a hidden compartment that goes fiendishly well with one's tailcoat
you did this to yourself

>> No.13928368

>Stealing from /tv/ of all boards
How low have you come /lit/?