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Anonymous Tue Oct 1 13:26:42 2019 No.13917545 [Reply] [Original]

What is it about Murakami that attracts so many female readers?

Anonymous Tue Oct 1 13:29:58 2019 No.13917561

his name is homophynous with "more cummies," triggering their biological imperative just hearing "Mu Ra Ka Mi" agitates their wombonic vapors, causing them to rise up, clouding the woman's vision, she reaches out and instinctively grabs the book, powered by hysterical winds her body lumbers over to the checkout counter. Before she realizes it, she is at home in the bath reading iq84 with a glass of chardonnay

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 13:31:24 2019 No.13917570 >>13917561 there's something very wrong with you anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 13:32:31 2019 No.13917574 >>13917561 based and redpilled

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 13:40:11 2019 No.13917597 File: 20 KB, 265x265, 1411061951234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13917561 I actually lol'd. I like you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 13:41:13 2019 No.13917603 File: 7 KB, 112x112, 1492774327802.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13917561 first I laughed, then... I thinked

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 13:45:54 2019 No.13917625 >>13917561 Hehehehe

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 13:54:34 2019 No.13917688 >>13917545 What a shit bikini top. Looks terrible

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 13:55:45 2019 No.13917697 She’s a smart cookie

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 14:03:14 2019 No.13917730 >>13917561 damn freud is that you

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 14:06:08 2019 No.13917743 >>13917545 god damn i just want a milf

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 14:07:41 2019 No.13917750 >>13917561 lel

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 14:12:41 2019 No.13917767 >>13917561 based and incelpilled

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 14:15:31 2019 No.13917777 File: 1.20 MB, 640x360, 136985.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13917561 >wombonic vapours this is your brain on hentai

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 14:18:28 2019 No.13917791 >>13917561 i was here

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 14:23:45 2019 No.13917825 >>13917561 based

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 14:26:16 2019 No.13917836 File: 10 KB, 275x183, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13917561 YO

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 14:26:47 2019 No.13917841 >>13917561 Kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 14:41:04 2019 No.13917919 File: 48 KB, 726x701, 1567659762510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13917561 It'll be hard to top this post today

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 14:50:05 2019 No.13917964 File: 51 KB, 1535x757, vapors.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13917545 google doesn't even know about wombonic vapors

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 14:52:52 2019 No.13917976 what is it with you guys and treating women as a second sex?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 14:52:54 2019 No.13917977 >>13917561 PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP REDDIT

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 14:53:56 2019 No.13917980 >>13917976 Are you implying that they are not, anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 14:55:35 2019 No.13917990 >>13917980 I just look at it as other people reading books. You don't have to break up everything into in-groups and out-groups

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 15:04:57 2019 No.13918033 File: 1.37 MB, 207x207, 1493439106251.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13917561 >wombonic vapors >iq84 kek'd not once, but twice. well spoken, sir

Anonymous Tue Oct 1 15:11:43 2019 No.13918064

>>13917990
Vietnamese people objectively enjoy Phở soup more than Spanish people. Hawks objectively fly better than puffins. Women objectively have different tastes, physiological properties, and behaviors from men. Even without getting into which is better, you cannot deny that there are major inherent differences that can't be solely attributed to social constructs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 15:18:43 2019 No.13918096 >>13917561 oh god lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 16:12:46 2019 No.13918439 >>13917561 lmao its funny bc i know one girl that did that

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 16:34:43 2019 No.13918553 >>13917561 I'll be stealing this

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 16:45:10 2019 No.13918622 >>13917561 wombonic vapors could be the next big meme

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 16:50:03 2019 No.13918646 >>13917561 Include me in the screencap

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 16:53:41 2019 No.13918667 >>13917561 >>13917570 >>13917574 >>13917597 >>13917603 >>13917625 >>13917730 >>13917750 >>13917767 >>13917777 >>13917791 >>13917825 >>13917836 >>13917841 >>13917919 >>13917977 >>13918033 >>13918439 >>13918096 >>13918553 >>13918622 >>13918646 samefag

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 17:06:29 2019 No.13918726 >>13917561 oh for God's sake Anon lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 17:23:28 2019 No.13918823 >>13918667 pretty sure you're correct

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 17:31:34 2019 No.13918865 reply wasnt really that funny guys

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 17:57:21 2019 No.13919004 >>13918865 spotted the female Murakami fan

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 18:03:32 2019 No.13919032 File: 442 KB, 750x1334, CACAF48F-C57C-4273-A377-92548E274505.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13918823 >>13918667

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 18:04:48 2019 No.13919038 File: 1.79 MB, 320x431, 1435106521890.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13917561 based af

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 18:47:46 2019 No.13919256 >>13917561 >tfe you'll never smell her wombonic vapors >tfw you'll never caress her cervitronized palpator >tfw forever without the carnal knowledge of tasting a vulvestian window shade Why even ambulate, fellow mammalians.

Anonymous Tue Oct 1 18:59:06 2019 No.13919321

>>13917545
It’s a very easy read, even his longer books feel pretty short somehow. I can’t really explain it but I finish Murakami books a lot faster than other books with the same lenght by different authors, even though I usually don’t enjoy them as much as said books.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 19:00:43 2019 No.13919327 >>13917570 Yes, he misspelled 1q84.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 19:19:28 2019 No.13919407 File: 1.79 MB, 450x254, 1518704805665.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13917561 kek Based and wombonicpilled.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 19:19:44 2019 No.13919409 >>13917561 I want to read your books

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 19:37:48 2019 No.13919482 >>13917561 First post best ever post

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 19:44:55 2019 No.13919516 File: 110 KB, 964x613, 24d169460e2a73ea255c7a004181bc8a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13917561

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 19:48:35 2019 No.13919544 File: 791 KB, 732x808, 4342FD1B-EC23-4A9C-A282-E312E5EBE9C2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13917561 >murakami=more cummies

Anonymous Tue Oct 1 19:54:38 2019 No.13919589

>>13917545
murakami's an interesting writer with an unthreatening literary manner

he's like a good date, or a well-read but unaffected son

>tfw i'm a good son
>write unthreatening, intellectualized adventure-lit
>gentle manners and mistaken for gay and/or female
>date my mom

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 20:22:07 2019 No.13919730 >>13917561 I love you. Know this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 20:23:42 2019 No.13919733 >>13919589 >date my mom Care to elaborate?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 22:29:16 2019 No.13920407 >>13917964 Kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 1 22:34:29 2019 No.13920434 >>13917561 everyone is so focused on wombonic vapors they missed homophynous

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 2 04:43:59 2019 No.13921435 File: 31 KB, 128x125, 1549361837773.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13917561 Good shit anon, I'm impressed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 2 05:05:26 2019 No.13921458 >>13918667 >>13918823 >51 replies >48 posters learn to 4chan you fags

>>	JN !!vXXhA/qzhjm Wed Oct 2 05:23:14 2019 No.13921503 >>13917545 The color scheme on the cover matches their other stuff

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 2 07:08:27 2019 No.13921755 >>13919032 charge your phone

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 2 07:10:25 2019 No.13921763 File: 59 KB, 719x813, 36b40532-4794-4d52-bbb2-e7c7b85d51cf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13917561 wombic vapors

>>	that guy that calls out that g(...) Wed Oct 2 07:11:12 2019 No.13921767 >>13918667 >that guy who replies to everyone

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 2 07:15:34 2019 No.13921780 File: 342 KB, 476x401, 4fHYLz1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13917561

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 2 07:46:10 2019 No.13921868 >>13918667 you have to go back

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 2 08:46:21 2019 No.13922018 >>13917561 include me in the screencap

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 2 11:58:19 2019 No.13922571 >>13917561 >powered by hysterical winds her body lumbers over to the checkout counter

Anonymous Wed Oct 2 12:09:17 2019 No.13922608

Actual answer: the front table at Indigo is packed with Murakami. Women who like the idea of reading, but don’t actually read very much will buy them because they think it will make them interesting. “I just read Audition by Ryu Murakami... oh you’ve never heard of him? He’s like my new favourite author.” Etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 2 12:14:21 2019 No.13922628 File: 41 KB, 512x512, Q4NeBzPS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Haruki is actually my favorite author, is he considered "bad" here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 2 12:18:57 2019 No.13922641 "Norwegian wood," gee what could it be

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 2 12:30:44 2019 No.13922692 >>13922628 pleb tier

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 2 12:35:39 2019 No.13922712 >>13922628 >caring what /lit/ thinks half of the posters here shit themselves daily and can't even read a paragraph without mentally exhausting themselves

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 2 13:17:19 2019 No.13922858 File: 182 KB, 1024x1024, 1567472257591.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13917561 Wombonic vapors, rise up!

Anonymous Wed Oct 2 14:25:31 2019 No.13923164
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>>13917545
Murakami has an oedipus complex so all his male protagonists are always pining for love and then all his women characters are horny and want to fuck. Naturally a bunch of women want a cute boy to look after but want to project themselves onto the women characters who don't give a fuck and can have sex without being shamed.

I did my dissertation on Murakami and grew to hate him by the end

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 2 14:43:58 2019 No.13923265 >>13923164 >slowly coming to hate the writer you've decided to write tens of thousands of words on Depressing. I worry I'll never want to read Ballard again

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 2 15:36:04 2019 No.13923530 File: 8 KB, 303x259, 38494094_1977265698979949_8214966552441651200_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13917561

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 2 15:46:44 2019 No.13923567 >>13917561 lmfao

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 2 16:15:55 2019 No.13923692 >>13923265 It's why you don't set a song you like as your ringtone

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 2 16:41:40 2019 No.13923827 I think I got banned for this post.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 2 17:41:57 2019 No.13924116 >>13917561 Holy fuck

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