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God is a pussy and for faggots. Kill yourself!

>>13914608
i want to coom in his beard so he can spend a week picking off my little coom bundles

>>13914608
>cuts beard off
I do not enjoy your god. Go read a book

>>13914620
You go too far

>>13914618
Anon you dropped this

>>13914608
I am an English speaker, proud and true. I traveled the world so I could speak to all of you without ever having to translate the dimension of, "Blue."

>>13914633
>Dildo
>Black

That is a disgusting object!

>>13914625
Repent Trannyfly: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.

Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

>>13914608
>What does glorifying God mean?
>It means you partake of the sacrament and believe in the Son of God who died for your sins
>"Son?" Astaghfurillah! That's shirk. Allah wants 5 prayers a day and to fast for Ramadan
>There is no god, my friends, there is Brahma and One and Everything
>God is within you
>No, he's actually outside of you
>He's like a person
>No, he cannot be like anything
>Sweetie, no, God is everything! He is the natural process and studying science is glorifying him
>I'm gonna kill you, that is how I will glorify him

Really makes you think....

>>13914660
>>What does glorifying God mean?
1 Corinthians
31 Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God.

Romans 11
36 For of him, and through him, and to him, are all things: to whom be glory for ever.

Psalm 73
25 Whom have I in heaven but thee? and there is none upon earth that I desire beside thee.
26 My flesh and my heart faileth: but God is the strength of my heart, and my portion for ever.
27 For, lo, they that are far from thee shall perish: thou hast destroyed all them that go a whoring from thee.
28 But it is good for me to draw near to God: I have put my trust in the Lord God, that I may declare all thy works.

>>13914660
no it doesn't. it makes you want to just submit to the pontiff so you don't have to figure it all out for yourself. yes i'm lazy, and no i wouldn't mind killing some unbelievers. i'm sick of you people having so much influence.

>>13914608
>>13914659
>>13914674

I personally hate the thing which shall not be named, and would like to shoot it dead in its residence were I to learn of its location. That said, god is false and long beards do not confer legitimacy.

>>13915012
>That said, god is false
You know God exists.
Romans 1
18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
19 Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them.
20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
21 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.
22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,
23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
>long beards do not confer legitimacy.
You are correct.

What is the best way to enjoy God, anons?

>>13915103
God is a jailbait assfuck and you're all pussies

>>13915141
John answered, saying unto them all, I indeed baptize you with water; but one mightier than I cometh, the latchet of whose shoes I am not worthy to unloose: he shall baptize you with the Holy Ghost and with fire:

Whose fan is in his hand, and he will throughly purge his floor, and will gather the wheat into his garner; but the chaff he will burn with fire unquenchable.

>>13915179
>Fag shit

>>13915186
Repent ye, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand

>>13915103
The Word of God, which is contained in the Scriptures of the Old and New Testaments, is the only rule to direct us how we may glorify and enjoy him.

2 Timothy 3:16
16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

1 John 1:3-4
3 That which we have seen and heard declare we unto you, that ye also may have fellowship with us: and truly our fellowship is with the Father, and with his Son Jesus Christ.
4 And these things write we unto you, that your joy may be full.