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Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:39:14 2019 No.13908035 [DELETED]

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>"One copy of the Bible, please"

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:41:02 2019 No.13908046 >>13908035 based. good post

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:41:34 2019 No.13908052 >King James or Douay–Rheims?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:42:53 2019 No.13908062 File: 57 KB, 720x576, 189A6CE0-5EE2-43BB-86DF-672E5DE93550.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13908046 Are you kidding me? That post didnt even make sense.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:43:09 2019 No.13908065 >>13908052 "Douay-rheims interlinear with the vulgate please"

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:43:18 2019 No.13908066 File: 314 KB, 700x902, 1569058883818.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13908052 Do i look like a wee ass prottie to you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:44:41 2019 No.13908073 File: 129 KB, 797x894, 1546792764156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13908052 >"The Original Scriptures, please

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:48:54 2019 No.13908092 >>13908062 cringe

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:49:07 2019 No.13908095 >>13908035 >Sir, this is a McDonald’s

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:50:06 2019 No.13908104 File: 92 KB, 750x563, mcdoonalds.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13908035 Would you like to add Deuterocanonicals and Apocrypha for only fifty cents more?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:51:02 2019 No.13908108 >>13908035 Hehe Imagine them having sex...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:56:04 2019 No.13908134 >>13908052 Septuagint

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:57:30 2019 No.13908145 just imagine

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:57:42 2019 No.13908146 >>13908073 Masoretic or Septaguint?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 20:58:16 2019 No.13908149 >>13908108 i would pay so much money to watch this

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:00:53 2019 No.13908164 Why is this on this board? WTF?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:06:21 2019 No.13908189 Is that Blake Griffin ordering McDonalds in the Philippines?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:07:35 2019 No.13908199 File: 58 KB, 690x720, 1569635742549.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13908035 What a very brilliant display of irony, OP. Well done.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:08:55 2019 No.13908204 File: 234 KB, 960x892, soyboy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13908199

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 21:50:05 2019 No.13908407 >>13908104 Apocrypha should come standard. Charge extra for the Bible without it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 22:28:32 2019 No.13908583 >>13908035 laughed out loud

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 22:30:28 2019 No.13908591 >>13908035 >americans are so fat even their churches are modelled after fast food restaurants

Anonymous Sun Sep 29 22:43:07 2019 No.13908648
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This may not be European culture.
But its American culture.
Without it, what culture do we have left?
Pop culture?
Ariana Grande? Miley Cyrus?
If its not Christianity it needs to be something else.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 23:09:51 2019 No.13908749 >>13908065 Based

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 29 23:54:07 2019 No.13908972 File: 117 KB, 1200x800, EFrWgX2UcAEIytq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you get a free rosary with your order

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 00:01:07 2019 No.13908994 >>13908972 i could actually use prayer beads for counting off my meditation but i have no idea where to get a set love and light'

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 00:40:07 2019 No.13909190 >>13908035 >Sure, would you like some pussy to go with that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 00:43:28 2019 No.13909205 >>13909190 >No thanks, I'm married to a 12 year-old

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 00:43:51 2019 No.13909206 >>13908052 Can i order Qumran Scrolls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 00:44:31 2019 No.13909210 >>13909206 Cumrag what now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 00:55:24 2019 No.13909251 >>13909205 >Ah, I see that you know your judo well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 01:00:21 2019 No.13909267 >>13908035 >Exceptionally and just this month our Pneuma Deluxe Menu with the original Command of God transmitted face-to-face to Moses at Mt Sinaï is available for only double the price of a full Apocrypha, would you like to order it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 01:01:23 2019 No.13909275 >>13908035 This thread could have made me Christian, instead it just made me crave some fast food. Well done /lit/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 01:04:49 2019 No.13909284 File: 130 KB, 1024x576, 1536831496264.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ordering a bible at a mcdonalds do christians really?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 01:06:56 2019 No.13909291 bookstores are not that profitable on their own. i don't know how things are in your irrelevant europoor shithole but merging bookstores and fast food joints is a sensible business model and there's a reason why mcdonald's has picked it up

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 01:12:57 2019 No.13909318 >>13908035 Ya wanna commentary with that? We got Matthew Henrys for $1 more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 03:37:09 2019 No.13909768 >>13908035 >i'll get you the McSpaghetti sir, i'm told it is truly a religious experience.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 03:56:36 2019 No.13909804 This is a board for discussing literature.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 03:58:24 2019 No.13909808 File: 62 KB, 640x499, 1505331712601.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13909804 >The Bible, the single most influential book in the history of literature >Not literature

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 03:59:36 2019 No.13909810 >>13909318 I wish I could get the 6 volume set for $1

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 03:59:40 2019 No.13909811 File: 18 KB, 480x480, serveimage-9 5.02.36 AM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13909808 >What is the Hunger Games trilogy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 04:01:06 2019 No.13909815 >>13909811 Are you trying to tell me that the Hunger Games is more influential than the Bible? Because you're making yourself look very stupid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 04:13:34 2019 No.13909842 File: 307 KB, 643x758, 1569429745096.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13908052 >King James, so I can burn it as St. Pius X decreed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 04:18:30 2019 No.13909856 File: 132 KB, 1024x864, baptist vs papist.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13909842 >so I can burn it Typical

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 04:23:10 2019 No.13909862 >>13909856 >He prefers to keep error-filled Bibles in circulation, leading souls to perdition Typical Prot. Just remember that you'll have to explain to our Blessed Lord why you chose to lead those souls astray!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 04:28:15 2019 No.13909876 >>13909862 I hope that is sarcasm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 04:31:35 2019 No.13909888 >>13909876 Not an argument, Proddy dog.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 04:33:01 2019 No.13909891 >>13909888 Now I know you are a Catholic LARPer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 05:31:57 2019 No.13909964 >>13909891 Whatever helps you cope, Prod.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 05:45:49 2019 No.13909987 File: 30 KB, 583x526, images (5).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >worshipping a Jew OH NO NO NO

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 08:10:06 2019 No.13910283 >>13909987 >not worshiping a jew OH NO NO NO

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 08:26:03 2019 No.13910323 File: 20 KB, 720x293, 1569197934543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13909987 >God creates all nations >God creates jews >therefore God is a jew what

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 08:36:38 2019 No.13910347 What did the Bible look like before the ecumenical councils?

Anonymous Mon Sep 30 08:43:02 2019 No.13910369
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>>13910323
Remember when pUre aCt oF acTUaLiTy chose a specific people and made himself their God alone? And then this eXIsTenCe ITseLf sent his own son as a sacrifice to overcome death caused by Adam and Eve eating an apple. Luckily aCtUS pURuS sent a bunch of prophets throughout the ages to this chosen people of his and like a grand chess master he knocked down all their prophesies with his final move so now we know Jesus ministry was true.

T-thank you bEin-... I mean YHWH.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 30 08:45:24 2019 No.13910374 >>13910369 Format your posts like a grown man making a sensible argument, you retard

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