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The Bible Anonymous Sat Sep 28 13:12:19 2019 No.13899770 [Reply] [Original]

I'm a Catholic who has never read the Bible.

I'd like to read it cover to cover. What version of the Bible should I get?

Ideally something that explains what the passages mean or trying to say

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 13:13:23 2019 No.13899781 >>13899770 Ignatius Good luck reconciling the trinity Amen

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 13:14:37 2019 No.13899784 >>13899770 Catholic study Bible

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 16:53:05 2019 No.13900722 >>13899770 NIV.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 16:55:23 2019 No.13900732 File: 219 KB, 1538x1040, 1485964900484.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13899770 >I'm a Catholic who has never read the Bible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 16:57:04 2019 No.13900741 File: 41 KB, 800x500, 1565243271490.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13899770 >I'm a Catholic who has never read the Bible. Sounds about right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 16:59:54 2019 No.13900753 >>13900741 Imagine if the priests told him a real metaphor about Jesus and Mary Magdalene LMAO

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 17:04:13 2019 No.13900775 File: 164 KB, 1280x720, heyhey.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] King James version obviously

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 17:09:03 2019 No.13900792 >>13900741 Cardinal Sarah is unironically a based black man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 17:46:21 2019 No.13900982 >>13899770 get an Ignatius RSV study bible

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 17:47:09 2019 No.13900986 >>13899770 Ignatius RSV2CE

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 21:37:32 2019 No.13902051 >>13900775 Hey hey people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 21:48:16 2019 No.13902103 >>13900741 Next pope coming through

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 21:50:28 2019 No.13902116 King James. For annotations look at enduringword dot com

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 21:50:53 2019 No.13902118 >>13900741 Cardinal "hang the heretics" Sarah?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 21:51:56 2019 No.13902123 >>13902116 >Plugging your brainlet Protestant shit Cringe

Anonymous Sat Sep 28 22:08:25 2019 No.13902192

>>13899770
i always thought that the bible is full of magical messages
until i've started reading it, old testament.
it's full of shit written by cynical religious old fucks
that's it my friend

i loved the ezekiel one though
>god pissed off at his people
>threatens with random shit
>i will force you all to bake your bred on human dung
>c'mon god...don't be so hard on us plzz
>allright man....animal dung

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 28 23:47:46 2019 No.13902608 >>13902192 Imagine the smell.

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