/lit/ - Literature

I heard John Green, the author of Turtles All The Way Down, hates black people and says "I, John Green, the author of Turtles All The Way Down, hate niggers" over and over again in the first chapter of Turtles All The Way Down? Is it true that John Green, author of Turtles All The Way Down "hates niggers"? Or is it just a rumor? I like John Green and I'm looking forward to his Turtles All The Way Down, in fact pretty much everything I've read by John Green before he published Turtles All The Way Down has knocked my socks off. I'd be very disappointed if John Green (in his words) "hates niggers."

>>13894613
In the end people will still pay more to eat using a brand new bowl rather than one that has been used up before.

>>13894574
It's nearly impossible for a good writer to find mainstream success in today's market. Bestsellers are almost invariably bad.

>>13894574
>>13894613
Penis cereal

>>13894622
No one said anything about bowls

>>13894613
W H O L E G R A I N C R U N C H

>>13894788
Yeah but the same applies.

>>13894574
this guy sells books because he has a built in audience from his and brothers stupid youtube channels ready and willing to buy anything they shit out. nothing much more to it than that. his books aren't that bad but the very definition of cringe. much better than any of the dog shit writing i see pseuds on here post tho.

>>13894613
This guy is a superstar author... Let that sink in. Regardless of the content, he used fucking cereal as an allegory. The world isnt fair guys, there is no god

>>13894613
This pisses me off.
>le men hels other standard
No, I abstain from fornication, you abstain from fornication. What kind of Christian is he?

>>13894947
One of those "Christians" that think Jesus Christ would go to a Pride parade and "be proud" along with the homosexuals (while in truth he has come to cure, not to partake).

>>13894613

Why is it considered okay to fuck the same woman more than once? Even if she starts as a virgin, if you bought a new bowl and cummed in it, would you really want to use it again?

>>13895314
yes because if you popped her cherry she is now yours

>>13895314
The idea is that you and the women are both virgins, fall in love, get married, and then have sex. Couples that do this stay together longer, which is better for your kids, and the relationship stronger because it puts ideals/spirituality/family above carnal pleasure.

It's not sex that's wrong it's the context under which it occurs

>>13894613
Imagine eating from a box of cereal that got 48 owners before you, some people is just weird I guess

>>13894574
He compromised himself, or recognized that he would never write anything truly good, so just gave up and started writing YA. I don’t respect him because he is not an artist, he is a man who learned a craft and is using it to make money.

It’s like the scene in Long Day’s Journey Into Night where the father has the monologue about how his success in the theater was the thing that ruined him, because he kept playing the same role over and over for the box office and for his wealth, when deep down he wanted to be a Shakespearean actor or at least someone who took on a variety of roles.

>>13895378
>>13894947
>>13894622
We get it, you are a virgin

>>13894574
>popular = good
?

>>13894613
Such a specific number... I guess we know exactly how worn out Mrs Green is.

>>13894574
McDonalds sells millions of hamburgers a day, Marvel flicks consistently make over a billion dollars each, I guess they must be the best examples of gastronomy and cinema available.

>>13894574
I think I'm going to have non-consensual sex with John Green.

Yes, in fact right this moment I have resolved to rape this man. All of my faculties and resources are now going to be put into achieving this end. The way this man controls the contortions of his face elicits a deep, ape-ish urge within me to do extremely violent and sexual damage to him.

If you think about it, how is John Green different from a woman? They are equally timid. Equally frivolous. Equally acquiescent. Equally narcissistic. Equally upset by a combination of words or ideas that do not conform to the status-quo. And no doubt Mr. Green has sucked a penis too--maybe just a silicon one (for now), but nevertheless he has tried it; has been struck with the same sort of 'oh-i'm-so-so-naughty' inclination that seizes all women at some point in their life and with the frenzied tom-tom of feminine sexuality blaring in their head which is only ever empty and only ever filled when the image or implication of a Penis can be grasped in external reality, and just like such a woman has John Green greedily taken hold of the dildo that he secretly keeps in his top drawer (why disguise it further? why, wouldn't he be happy if someone were to discover his little perversion? oh think of how oh so so naughty that would be!) and after taking the full 7.5" of rubber down his throat he is filled with such a thrill such that no expression of his "masculine" sexuality has ever come close to attaining.

Hmm, indeed, the lines between Woman and John Green continue to blur, and my dick continues to rise. Raping him could be ethically and epistemologically justified, both through Utilitarian ethics and Platonic Teleology, but I will not go into that here. Suffice to say that raping John Green would be a net benefit for the world as such, as material entity and conceptual ideal. It would be a rape that would satisfy so many hearts, so many minds, and most importantly my own penis.

I am decided: John Green will be raped within the month. I will devote myself to finding out his residency, his routines, and I will plot and plan my moment of violation meticulously. This is a very real goal I have set, and I shall know neither rest nor mortal satisfaction until it has been attained.

>>13894926
>live in a degenerate society that hates God
>Godless degenerate author is popular
>GOD NOT REAL!!
solid logic bro.

>>13895648
>retard gets triggered by hyperbole
Cringe

>>13895633
He married his high school sweetheart at age 30 after she rejected him in high school; he's the settling down with betabux meme personified.

>>13895694
>He married his high school sweetheart at age 30 after she rejected him in high school
uhh, i don't think thats not how the "highschool sweetheart" meme works...
is that actually how he describes her?

>>13894574
It doesn’t change the fact that he’s still a retard

>>13895684
more like "intellectual gets triggered by blasphemy"

>>13894613
>Just sleep with 48 people, it's fine

>>13895694
22 years chasing the same gussy...Jesus.