/lit/ - Literature

>>13886337
FUCKING STOP. GO TO /B/ YOU DUMB TRASH RETARD. THIS IS A LITERATURE BOARD. I HATE YOUUUUUUU. GO AWAY, FUCK OFF AND NEVER COME BACK.

>>13886337
the loose, raw skin of his shaft coils harshly - twitch. the grip is lost and a constellation is painted on the monitor.

Can anyone explain the coomer meme? Is it just a guy who jerks off a lot and can never get work done?

The wrath of God lies sleeping. It was hid a million years before men coomed and only men have the power to wake it. Hell aint half full. Hear me. Ye carry porn of a madman’s making onto a foreign land. Ye’ll wake more than the dogs.

https://youtu.be/rmBhQtB5nM0

>>13886353
he gets work done, he's written detailed reviews for like 10,000 pornos or something like that. its more about jerking off 3 times a day, everyday, and being obsessed with porn to the point where it is the focal point of your life

>>13886346
it is /lit/ related read Blood Meridian you pleb

>>13886353
By posting the “AGFHHH IM COOMING” it often successfully deflates the lizard brain lust one experiences when an image has struck just the nerve to trigger a desire to masturbate. OPs post jezebels for bait, and this deflects the bait by making people laugh,
>“AUUGGGGGG AHHHHHH UHHHHHHH IM IM COOOOOOMMMMIIINNNNGGGG ARGGGGGGHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH.”

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Pretty lit.

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>>13886353
He broke through a previously undiscovered wall where the porn addict evolves from a pathetic loser into a menacing anti-Chad. His thousands of hours of pornography viewing imprint on him an unmistakable air of exultation in demented lust - even jaded porn whores accustomed to the company of criminals and cage-fighters are afraid to tell him not to get handsy. The only thing more dangerous than coming between Chad and his woman is coming between Darth Coomer and his pornstar brand fleshlight, or his adult industry awards after-hours meet-and-greet. Get on the wrong side of him and you might end up in the trunk of an old beater heading for an isolated nature spot outside town, your grave already dug in advance...

>>13886836
forgot the pic

Vicki Chase lovely girl

>>13886837
When you criticize his porn reviews he digs up your grandmother from her grave, comes to your house, knowcks you out and rives you to the cemetery. He ties you up and throws you in the dug up grave, and fills up the hole partly with his own cum, collected in bottles over multiple years. Then, when you're 1 gallon jug away from drowning in his cum, he starts humping your granmother's corpse. As he's about to cum, he starts pouring in the final jug, and you start drowning. One of the last things you hear is a muffled
>I'm, I'm gonna cooooom aaaaaaaaaah

>>13886350

>>13886837
coomageddon

>>13886337

In that hour and in the hour to follow the coomer did coom. Who would come other? A great shambling mutant, silent and serene. Whatever his antecedents, he was something wholly other than their sum, nor was there system by which to divide him back into his origins for he would not go. Whoever would seek out his history through what unraveling of loins and imdb reviews must stand at last darkened and dumb at the shore of a void without terminus or origin and whatever science he might bring to bear upon the dusty coom blowing down out of the millennia will discover no trace of ultimate atavistic egg by which to reckon his cooming....

>>13886337
is this a quote? it is enticing

>>13887161
Blood Meridian

>>13887151
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1nw2ToQokcs

>>13886996
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1nw2ToQokcs

>>13886836
>>13886837
>anti-Chad
What is THAT?

>>13887243
the cosmic antagonist to Chad. Chad is the Sun, anti-Chad is the Black Sun, bringing darkness instead of light.