/lit/ - Literature

>>13839698
step 1: quit being an ugly retard

good luck

Learn mandarin

they have no more interest in books than you do. they are there for the exact same reason you are.

>>13839710
Not OP, but where do I start? I already have N1 in Japanese, if that could help in any way.

>>13839698
I'm in this same situation.
>>13839710
I've taken Mandarin for four years, three at university. What do I do?

>>13839698
The image you posted is a korean, anon. Learn the difference before you make the choice to learn the language only to fuck.

>>13839748
Don’t care which kinda chink it is. Just need some asian puss puss hnghhhhh!

>>13839769
Same, anon, but at least find out your favorite asian phenotype before you spend thousand of hours of your time to study a language.

Don't try and 'get them to talk to you'. Go talk to them. If they clearly aren't interested or seem annoyed then wish them a nice day and bugger off.

>>13839698
>Hey /lit/ how do I get cute chinks to talk to me at the library.
1. learn mandarin
2. learn cantonese
3. learn vietnamese
4.你好我的名字是匿名的你叫什么

>>13840026
How do I get them intetested

>>13840026
honestly this, chink girls are the most submissive creatures in existence. You really just have to go up to them and 'bother' them with a conversation.

>>13840041
If you seriously want to get laid, OP, follow this anon's advice. Ask them some dumb question like hey do you know when the library closes? Do you study here often? Tell them you're looking for a study partner.

If you're not getting good responses with that, literally just write down your number and slip it to them saying I don't want to bother you, but call me if you want to get some coffee.

t. been laid a lot

>>13840070
Does this just work for Asians or can it be successfully used on their milk coloured cousins?9

>>13840070
what do you talk about to them

>>13839698
>These cute chinks in expensive designer get me fucking HORNY
>Just need some asian puss puss hnghhhhh!
>/lit/ - Literature

Take rice with you drop it as a bait, repeat this until you have earned their trust.

>>13839698
Proceed through the stages of yellow fever:

Stage 1: Asian girl exists and look purty. But I am dating a white girl.
Stage 2: Download some Asian porn but just as a sideline. Delete browser history afterwards.
Stage 3: I get to know an Asian girl and she's purty and frenly. I start to treat my white girlfriend badly as she's not so feminine, given she can drink me under the table. Asian porn ratio at 50% including some Japanese stuff, download alternate browser so I can keep history of "the good stuff". Porn informs me where the Asian girls hang out - in china.
Stage 4: Move to China to teach engrish at Happy Giraffe on tourist visa. Dump white girlfriend and date Asian girl. She's so feminine etc. It's not a big deal, never dated one before, the world is a melting pot, etc. Melting right into her pot as often as possible. Asian porn ratio maxes at 100%, starting to see through pixelation.
Step 5: Realize that every Asian girl I see is super hot now, may have chosen girlfriend prematurely. Justify my actions by judging other men dating Asian girls - "players in China". But start wondering "Where do you engage, at work, in the clubs or in the street". For science. Study Chinese, for the culture.
Step 6: Can't take it anymore. Broke up with first Asian girlfriend. I spend my time at work, in the clubs and in the street. Find girl #2. Start asking "do good guys become bad in China or is it just that I was bad before moving to China?". Answer unclear and I don't care much anyway. Study dirty Chinese.
Step 7: Find girlfriend #3 who is crazy hot, tell her about girlfriend #2, and she doesn't care. Yes! I am a fucking predator! Make friends with a local dude and go to KTV. Study hanzirs so I can chang the ges!
Step 8: Juggling KTV girls #4, #5 while girlfriend #2 bitches about how I am never available to climb the mountain anymore and girlfriend #3 tells me she's pregnant. Fluent in the zhongwenz by now, so can jiangjia with the hospital to get a good rate.
Step 9: Turned 45, still handsurm but considerably more fat. #2 has long left me for a Latino lover. #3 peeked at my bank balance and some debt notices from laojia and scrambled. A seat at the expat bar has my name engaved on it. #6, #7, #8 pass quickly after seeing my alcoholism.
Step 10: Yellow fever has advanced to my liver and my skin has become one with the object of my affection. #9-#100 won't even connect with me on TanTan. Discover that treatment is not covered by Happy Giraffe. Return to laojia.
Step 11: Email #1 and ask her if she will burn hell money for me as I will need beer money.

>>13840084
No

>>13840119
>Porn informs me where the Asian girls hang out - in china
I laffed

>Yellow fever has advanced to my liver
I laffed again

>>13839698
>how do I get cute chinks to talk to me
pro tip: don't call them fucking chinks
this may be hard for incels to understand, but being racist towards an ethnic group is not sexually or romantically attractive to that ethnic group

>>13842017
Behold, a chink