/lit/ - Literature

I wasn't aware literacy required multilingualism now.

Wie alt bist du?

mfw I know rudimentary German

verboten.

du bist dick, schlampe.

dont know any gaelic?

congradtuilaitions your'e retarded

op is a fag. translate that into german and choke on it.

guten tag, muzhik.

troll?

Ich studiere Deutsch fur meine A Levels aber ich kann kein Russisch lesen. Bin ich dann dumm?

mfw I'm pretty darn literate, even when I don't cut it to OP's extravagant expectations.

> mfw when OP is a гомосексуалист.

My german used to be better, 4 years HS, 2 semester college, but I can get by, especially reading.

Never learned russian, but I do have some ancient greek under my belt.

>>1379570
I'm working on it, but its hard to find the time.

>>1379594
Ja, wirklich.

>my face when people who can't read a sentence in Latin or ancient greek consider themselves literate

fix'd that for you

Kann Russische buchstaben lesen aber fast kein woerter verstehen.
Wie dumm bin ich denn, Herr Ober Offener Arsch?

> mfw people using Google Translate to prove OP wrong.

>>1379655
Habe ich gar nichts, eigentlich.

>>1379662

s/b nicht, statt nichts. Ooops

>>1379683
Not sure of your meaning. I'm not the one calling people stupid because they don't speak two languages s/he picked out of a hat.

fuck german and russian only about 250million people speak those languages and alot of them know english.

only languages worth knowing is Spanish, English, mandarin and Hindu

>>1379750
>>1379750
wiki says 267mio native speakers and 460mio speakers in general

also, name me an important literal work in hindu, mandarin or spanish (Don Quijote doesn't count)

>>1379763
>literal
>Quijote

Where are you from? If you're from Latin America you should know better about Spanish lit.

ай но да алфабет

>>1379772
You really don't know think there's important Spanish literaute outside Don Quixote?

I take it Dante was the only dude to ever write in Italian too, right? And fuck Russian outside War and Peace.

>>1379763
The Vedas, the Upanishads, Diamond and Lotus Sutras, and why wouldn't Don Quixote count?

>>1379763
>>1379750
Hindu? is that a language now?

>>1379818
I'm pretty sure those are Sanskrit.

>>1379750
>>1379763
Hindu is not a language you niggers. I think you mean Hindi.

>>OP
Pretentious fagtsers


Pretentious fagsters everywhere

>>1379497
>he doesn't know english is the master language

>my face when people who can't read a sentence in Cuneiform consider themselves literate

>>1379851
>mfw I can write a washing bill in babylonic cuneiform.

по-русский хорошо язык

>>1379497

I can read Russian.

[/spoiler]I just can't tell you what it means.[/spoiler]

>>1379843

Actually "mastered language" is more like it. There are not more non-native speakers using English as a lingua franca than there are native speakers.

>my face when niggas who can't read a sentence in Old Church Slavonic consider themselves literate

>>1379906
Same here. I know how to pronounce all the shit (pretty well, anyway) but fuck if I know what any of it means.

>>1379912
hmm seems cool, I'll have to learn a bit

>mfw people who believe absurd things consider themselves intelligent.

This thread brings me many lulz.

>Russian
>French
Those are the only two you really should know. Everything else is optional.

> Russian or German

>>1379570
>gaelic

>>1379634
>Latin or ancient greek

Я! Ихъ вайс вохер ихь штаммэ!
Унгезетигт глях дэр фламме
глюэ унд ферцер ихь михь
Лихьт вирд аллес, вас ихь фассе,
Колэ аллэс вас ихь лясэ
Флямэ бин ихь зихерлихь

>>1379750
>Spanish, English, mandarin and Hindu

>>1380155
>French

>>1380194
ruby vajeen dixit
only a canadian Lumberjack, a New Zealand shepherd or an average American would hold this for a troll thread