>Hi!! >I noticed you checking out that book! >It's actually one of my favorites :D >Would you like to grab a coffee or something? We could talk about our favorite books! >Sorry if this is a little forward, haha Wat do, /lit/?

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Anonymous Sun Sep 8 21:31:52 2019 No.13784284 [DELETED]

>Hi!!
>I noticed you checking out that book!
>It's actually one of my favorites :D
>Would you like to grab a coffee or something? We could talk about our favorite books!
>Sorry if this is a little forward, haha

Wat do, /lit/?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 21:33:37 2019 No.13784291 >>13784284 I reject every women who shows interest in me, especially whores.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 21:34:44 2019 No.13784292 >>13784284 I wake up because I'm 5'4" and this would never happen to me. Otherwise, I'd be slightly annoyed at some stranger trying to get me to join their pyramid scheme or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 21:34:48 2019 No.13784293 call her nose ring repulsive and drop said book.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 21:36:57 2019 No.13784298 >>13784284 "Who let you into my private library of erotic literature?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 21:37:06 2019 No.13784299 >>13784292 >I wake up because I'm 5'4 ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 21:38:32 2019 No.13784306 >>13784284 >by we I hope you mean you because I don’t talk much

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 21:39:11 2019 No.13784310 go grab a coffee with her

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 21:39:21 2019 No.13784312 >>13784284 This woman is beautiful. I love her grey eyes and cute teeth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 21:41:36 2019 No.13784315 How many other guys did you give this spiel to today? Get out of my face, whore

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 21:42:06 2019 No.13784318 >>13784284 Wake up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 21:43:16 2019 No.13784321 >nose piercing pass

Anonymous Sun Sep 8 21:54:24 2019 No.13784374

>>13784299
Anon meant “I would wake up because such a ludicrous situation as a woman approaching my vicinity with the intention of initiating a conversation that will promote further encounters with her -her being the said approaching woman - is so improbable, with the cause of this improbability being my unusually low stature, that this scenario could only be imagined in the context of a wish-fulfilment (day)dream, in which case the only physical action that I could logically perform next would be the cessation of the dream state and the physical actions that we mentally associate with this (ie. opening one’s eyes, rubbing one’s eyes, stretching, groaning, lifting up one’s upper body etc. etc.) which we categorise under the term “waking up”.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 21:54:40 2019 No.13784376 >>13784374 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 22:01:11 2019 No.13784410 >>13784376 2short4gf

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 22:03:53 2019 No.13784429 >"Sorry, you can have the book if you want. I'm in a hurry." leaves the place and does not return until 5-6 months have passed

Anonymous Sun Sep 8 22:09:12 2019 No.13784459
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>>13784284
>huh? oh... *cool smirk grows across my face* this ol’ thing?
>I follow her gaze down to the reassuringly weighty Complete Collection of the Works of Julius Evola that I’ve lifted from the shelf
>I shift the weight of the book up-and-down in small pedentive motions before throwing it carelessly over my shoulder
>...babe, 4chan? Evola? Guenon? Ever heard of them.. ?
>Her brows furrow in confusion and tries to respond, but alas, too late!
>Me: Chyeah, didn’t think so, smell ya later!
>I leave the store, unfasten my tiger from the lamppost outdoor, mount his mottled fur and ride away into the evening haze
>Me, and her: based, based and redpilled, truly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 22:11:10 2019 No.13784474 >>13784459 Patrician

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 22:12:06 2019 No.13784483 >>13784459 Based

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 22:16:37 2019 No.13784498 >>13784284 >Yeah I would love to. We can discuss the JQ too! The book was Culture of Critique. Fuck kikes and fuck you janitor I know you're gonna ban me. Well ban me, you're still a tranny dab Fuck niggers too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 22:16:42 2019 No.13784500 >y-you too

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 22:17:28 2019 No.13784504 >>13784498 /thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 22:20:28 2019 No.13784522 >>13784459 Extremely Based

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 22:22:27 2019 No.13784534 >>13784284 >what?! "the nigger of the narcissus" is one of your favorite books? >i was just getting this to do a report on racism and racist pigs! you're sick! >360 and walk away stupid cunt

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 22:24:15 2019 No.13784539 >>13784459 >Chyeah, didn’t think so, smell ya later! Actually laughed out loud

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 22:28:53 2019 No.13784562 >>13784459 Art!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 22:37:30 2019 No.13784604 I wake up because I have slight temple recession and this would never happen to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 22:37:46 2019 No.13784606 >>13784459 lolz

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 22:38:21 2019 No.13784608 >>13784284 Haha :3 actually I'm a fag :^) sorry. Do you have a younger brother?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 22:39:44 2019 No.13784617 >>13784284 Y-you too...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 22:43:04 2019 No.13784630 sorry im gay

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 22:47:11 2019 No.13784644 Why did everyone in this thread immediately assume this woman wanted to have sex with them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 22:49:39 2019 No.13784651 >>13784644 Because expressing interest in spending alone time with someone of the opposite sex is generally a cue that you are sexually interested in them? Why are you playing dumb?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 23:00:14 2019 No.13784695 >>13784284 Initiate my self-defense protocol because I find the situation threatening

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 23:11:52 2019 No.13784751 >>13784284 >look down at the copy of "120 days of sodom" in my hands >slowly bring my gaze back up to to meet hers. >she licks her lips >I squeal and run >never go near that store again

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 23:15:01 2019 No.13784765 >>13784284 >Y-you're into Bible Black as well? >Let's fucking do this!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 23:16:17 2019 No.13784772 >>13784751 Gay. If OP's chick likes Sade, particularly Juliet, I would fuck her on the fucking spot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 23:16:45 2019 No.13784774 File: 40 KB, 320x320, 1507952444924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13784644 because its a meme you dull roastie

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 23:18:15 2019 No.13784782 File: 55 KB, 750x516, 1563377512061.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13784459 Based and traditionpilled

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 23:23:46 2019 No.13784800 File: 28 KB, 400x300, 417A6DC0-65A5-4F63-ADF1-46A6C84A6090.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13784459 >unfasten my tiger from the lamppost outdoor Brilliant

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 23:26:02 2019 No.13784811 File: 136 KB, 640x854, 1558835804690.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13784459 >but anon, don't you realize that whitehead retroactively debunked evola?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 23:55:51 2019 No.13784952 File: 42 KB, 250x250, Pessoa-Desasosiego.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13784284 Please stop tormenting me...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 00:45:11 2019 No.13785141 File: 1.58 MB, 3024x4032, image0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "i am sorry, i have a girlfriend who i love very much, and i don't think she would be happy about that. you have good taste though! take it easy"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 02:32:42 2019 No.13785437 I'd decline, too poor for the kind of coffee shops she'd want to visit. Besides, nose piercings are a serious red flag.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 02:40:49 2019 No.13785468 >>13784284 Try to catch the sunlight on my wedding ring and flash it in to her eyes, hope she excuses herself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 02:47:05 2019 No.13785491 File: 276 KB, 516x719, 9002C52F-9FCB-48E2-B03A-FBA2F6A9B4A0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13784284 YOU COME MY PLACE. ME PUT FLESH TUBE IN YOU, MAKE BABBY. YOU GO HOME. I EAT TOAST THEN SLEEP.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 02:47:11 2019 No.13785492 File: 19 KB, 220x339, 220px-This_is_the_book_cover_of_The_Manipulated_Man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I imagine you are familiar with the content of this book, then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 02:54:26 2019 No.13785509 File: 264 KB, 2100x1500, 737F0E86-DA1C-4FC8-8CB2-90AD87811EC1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13784284 >Oh... err I was just buying this for my three year old, you have a good day though

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 02:59:24 2019 No.13785522 >>13784284 >I have a gf

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 03:00:04 2019 No.13785524 This chick is a basic as fuck 6/10 that i wouldnt fuck with my dads dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 03:05:05 2019 No.13785541 >>13785524 Lol ok Hercules I believe you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 03:10:20 2019 No.13785556 >>13784291 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 03:16:32 2019 No.13785568 >>13784459 LOL'd irl

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 03:29:38 2019 No.13785601 >>13784459 Gary MF Oak?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 03:31:13 2019 No.13785604 >>13784284 >SHHH! I DEMAND QUIET AS I PERUSE THESE WORKS

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 03:58:14 2019 No.13785681 >>13785669 Man I love this thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 04:02:34 2019 No.13785692 Does anyone else find men in casualwear disgusting? If I can see a man's legs or feet I assume he's a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 04:06:06 2019 No.13785702 >>13785692 Repressed homosexuality m80.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 04:07:12 2019 No.13785705 >>13785702 Big talk for a faggot showing off his pasty man feet and curly hair calves for the other faggots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 04:11:35 2019 No.13785716 >>13785705 That's really vividly imagined for a guy not dwelling on his gay fantasies ;)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 04:13:12 2019 No.13785720 File: 23 KB, 682x515, 1568015750313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13785716 >;)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 04:15:21 2019 No.13785725 >>13785720 ^_^

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 04:16:49 2019 No.13785726 >>13784284 Accept the invitation while wondering how much it would take her to regret it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 04:21:59 2019 No.13785737 >>13784284 you look too happy, fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 04:22:15 2019 No.13785738 >>13785692 You obviously live in a cold place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 04:48:22 2019 No.13785799 >>13784284 >I...uh...I.... Y-you too

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 05:00:45 2019 No.13785840 File: 288 KB, 1280x720, 0081BC74-4929-48B0-B36D-BDE1AAE4CD32.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13784284 >w-will you be my summer girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 05:05:39 2019 No.13785858 >>13784284 Isn't she married to some numale and they have a kid together?

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Anonymous Mon Sep 9 05:30:31 2019 No.13785936

>>13785726
Yeah, that’s kind of what I was thinking too. It is one thing to read books casually; it is another thing to read books until your social life is practically nonexistent. If you go into a bookstore or library and actually start chatting with people, you are likely the former, and the latter probably scare the holy hell out of you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 06:25:07 2019 No.13786078 >>13784284 I've met girls that look just like her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 06:30:39 2019 No.13786099 >>13784284 >>Hi!! >>I noticed you checking out that book! what a creep

>>	Read Aquinas Mon Sep 9 06:35:09 2019 No.13786113 >>13785669 >gifts for the gamer HAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 06:35:48 2019 No.13786116 >>13786078 Did you fuck them?

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