/lit/ - Literature

>>13762923
nice neck desu

>>13762923
Reminder that Tyson would be NOTHING without the philosophy that D’amato raised him with

>What's the use-
I'm gonna stop you right there, buddy.

>>13762923
What's the use of being able to kill a philosopher with your bare hands if he can end your life by pulling a trigger with one of his feeble fingers?

>>13762938
What's the long grey rectangle under the cacti?

leave tyson out of your retarded rambling, this man deserves better

The simplest argument to refute a philosopher is to kill them.

The calliclean refutation of the entire philosophical tradition.

>>13762923
Africans are a new societal addition white people, smart and dumb, actively avoid due to their uncivilized nature. When we have had the liberty to engage in philosophical musings it has been under the now non-existent pretense that we aren't forced to live in compact hellscapes with 70 IQ Sub-Saharan Africans.

>>13762933
Underrated

Plato would body this chump any day. He was a pro wrestler who competed at the Isthmian games, which was second only to the Olympic games in terms of prestige. And at the ancient Greek games, it was basically life or death, it wasn't uncommon for contestant to be killed during the bouts. I mean, his very name—Platon—is a nickname that means "broad"; Plato was so fucking big that even the people who worked out all day in the gymnasium were dwarfed by him. Just fucking imagine going toe-to-toe with the guy who has literally be called huge for the last two and a half thousand years.

>>13762946
underrated

>>13762946
I'm sure Tyson knows how to use a gun too, maybe better than any philosopher.
Anyway, you're missing the point which is no philosophy can help you against a physical force greater than your own. Let's say the philosopher does manage to shoot Tyson. He survived because of his gun, not the dozens of books and philosophy he spent the last 5 decades developing.

>>13762948
A type of vape pen called a Juul. Very popular item lately. You must not be American if you haven't heard of them.

>>13762981
You're really fucking stupid, aren't you?

>>13762938
I don't recognize 3/4ths of the things in the picture. I guess I'm too old.

>>13762938
What's wrong with the radio though?

>>13762965
People who fantasize history need to be jumped

>>13762965
https://youtu.be/QZRLrGmoMdQ being big is not enough

mike tyson talks about reading Kierkegaard several times. just because he's black and a superior athlete than any of you nerds doesn't mean that he is unintelligent

>>13763223
>Kierkegaard

>>13763223
in light of this, how do we interpret "i'll fuck you til you love me, faggot"?

>>13762923

>>13763313
never knew he had a mao tat
this is not based

>>13763316
ok.

>>13762923
I could kill him with a gun without ever touching him. In the past, that would have been a spear or trap or something of the sort. Then I'd keep reading and writing and his ass would be six feet deep

>edgy
Nah, just letting him kill you isn't edgy

>>13763332
ok.

>>13762923
A gorilla would fuck up Mike Tyson easily. What now?

>>13763194
it's all true. look it up

>>13762923
>My favourite vignette from this incisive, highly intelligent and entertaining biography is of Ayer's response when, at a party in New York at the apartment of the lingerie designer Fernando Sanchez - Freddie did love a party - a woman rushed into the room saying a friend of hers was being assaulted in a nearby bedroom: Ayer went to investigate and found Mike Tyson forcing himself on a young south London model named Naomi Campbell, just then beginning her career. Ayer warned Tyson to desist. Tyson: `Do you know who the fuck I am? I'm the heavyweight champion of the world.' Ayer stood his ground: `And I am the former Wykeham Professor of Logic. We are both pre-eminent in our field; I suggest that we talk about this like rational men.' Ayer and Tyson began to talk. Naomi Campbell slipped out.

In light of a actual events, your post is really fucking inane.

>>13763415
lol OP btfo

>>13763389
**Current Power Rankings ITT**

1. Gorilla
2. Mike Tyson
3. Philosophy

Philosophers would be at least thrice as good if Tyson smacked the shit out of them before they started writing

>>13763415
mind mogged

Mike Tyson's punch was equivalent (in kinetic energy transfer) to having a 200 pound anvil be dropped on your body from 5 feet up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuaFIRD7_5Y

>>13763427
lmao

>>13762923
well chinks are philosophers too and their martial arts system which basically is philosophy put into practice could kill a guy like this with one touch of a pressure point

>>13762923
My philosophy professor told me a story about him and AJ Ayer in class yesterday. Apparently Tyson was trying to fuck some famous actress, can't remember her name, some blonde I guess. While he (Tyson) was getting more and more intimate and aggressive, Ayer walks in with his Oxford Don swagger saying, "My good sir, I suggest you leave the young lady alone."
To which Tyson says, "Do you know who the fuck I am? I'm the heavy weight champion of the world!"
"And I am the Wykeham professor of logic at Oxford. We are both preeminent in our fields, why don't we sit down and discuss it like gentlemen?"
Tyson is so perplexed, that the actress (maybe Kate Winslet) is able to escape.

>>13763415
>>13763602
Damn, I've been beat. But my professor heard this story from Ayer himself

>>13763591
Good bait

>>13763687
what's bait about it
intellectual knowledge about the physical body can be used to gain advantage over a much stronger adversary in the physical domain

>One minute I'm robbing a dope house. Next minute I'm the youngest heavyweight champion of the world. I'm only 20, 19, with a lot of money. Who am I? What am I? I don't even know who I am. I'm just a dumb child who's being abused and robbed by lawyers. I'm just a dumb pugnacious fool. I'm just a fool who thinks he's someone. Then you tell me I should be responsible
More self aware than /lit/ posters

>>13763427
jamie, jamie, pull that up

I broke my back
my back is broken
spinal

>>13762923
But Mike Tyson only became what he was because of a man who used his brain to form Mike’s training program and analyze his technique, which he could only do because of his decades of cultivated boxing wisdom

>>13764199
>Training regimes and metaphysical philosophy are the same thing.

>>13763735
yeah that chi shit is bullshit my man, dont believe in magic you're not underage

>>13762923
If you see his interviews, the man is clever. Either he has read more than 5 books, or reading is useless as fuck.

>>13763316
And Che guevara.

Tyson is truly red pilled.

>>13764241
how do you know? and i'm not talking about just 'chi shit' alone, theres pressure points and knowledge of the body's joint system
not all fighting is like two dumb bulls going at each other relying on sheer force of muscle and weight alone

>>13764241
Jujutsu isn't chi

>>13764244
>Che Guevara tat
Che would have called him a nigger

>>13764312
the young edgy Che Guevara , but as friendly banter.

The older Che Guevara was befriend of the black panthers, fought in africa, and hang out with some black cuban on every of his adventures till the end.

>>13764241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I09xfAHv5fw
>>13764307
jiu jitsu is not magic, it can work on bigger opponents only if they are completely clueless of what grappling is, and in 2019 most fighters are both strikers and grapplers plus i highly doubt that it would have worked on tyson unless you weighed 200lbs or more, and even then with one shot to the head or the body you would be probably done.
and it's not just because he was a genetic freak, he was a genetic freak with a great coach and a lot of discipline, he put in the work, there's no magical martial art that will make you beat bigger, stronger and more experienced opponents

ups meant to reply to >>13764294
with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I09xfAHv5fw

>>13763194
Historians fantasise more than anyone else.

>>13764570
>unless you weighed 200lbs or more, and even then with one shot to the head or the body you would be probably done.

Pretty sure Tyson knocked out bigger opponents with one shot.

>>13764581
>muh anecdotal evidence

>>13762981
>heh, that's what you think bub. go on, call me a property dualist again...

>>13762938
why is this image always used by seething virgin NEETs to feel better about their low position in society in comparison to the average normie

>>13762965
Based as fuck

>>13763194
anyway, pretty sure Plato would rape nietszche with one hand lmao.

>>13762923
Well for one idealogies and philosophy can and has killed many times more than he could ever kill but it can also save that many lives.

>>13763072
1 Corinthians 15:10

>>13764904
Based real deal poster

>>13762938
>esoteric boomerism
i am fairly certain i was the first person to ever say that and you all stole it from me

what's the use of fighting a cat 5 storm?

>>13762923
Tyson was a scholar of his sport. He studied videos of old fighters in Cus D’Amato’s apartment and built his style around those greats. His greatness was a mixture of raw talent and scholarship.

>>13762923
I wish West Asians and Near Easterners would drop Islam and become on friendly terms with Whites, and they inspire Whites to adopt slavery again by making an example out of niggers. Not a day goes by where I see a black and not think, "I believe his life would be better as my slave." I would take so much glee from whipping and beating niggers. I am a very good, kind, and loving man, but sometimes I need something to take my aggression out on. A nigger slave would suffice, and he could also be forced to do menial labor whereby I take 80% of his total income. He can live off cheetos in the woods of my backyard whereby an electric collar is strapped to his neck. My dog would be happier in the more idyllic part of my garden, away from the nigger trash.
I speak from philosophical sentiment and not being an edgelord, so think twice before you delete this post, mods.
Anyways, one way to get closer to Whites is by reveling, together, at whipping the nigger.

>>13762923
>only things with self-defensive applications have value
stupid

>>13764780
kek seething soiboi enters the thread.

Watch at 1:25

https://youtu.be/EMtEuP7fu2M

Philosophy prepares you for death. Survival is not a virtue.

>>13766221
>You have to go

You just know he was talking to himself

>>13762923
Wait, you actually think this guy could kill Socrates or Plato with his own hands?

>>13763602
>be me
>smart ass professor
>see hulking fucking killer about to rape a chick
>consider being a smart ass, but recall this man broke his knuckles on another man's skull outside of the ring and does not care for legality when enraged
>realize that the situation probably has him at a higher test than usual, meaning he is even more likely to damage my precious brain
>do a 360 and walk away
>as the actress gets beaten and raped i hammer out the details of the story i'll tell my friends about how i cleverly talked mike tyson off a chick

>>13762923
watch Firas Zahabi talk about the philosophy of Marcus Aurelius

>>13766582
>360

>>13766354
What makes you think he couldn't? Heavyweight Boxers are no joke, especially one with punches as strong as Tyson's. Not to say those two don't stand a chance, but you're looking down on Boxing.

>>13766354
this board is full of fucking low functioning retarded fanboys

>>13762923
>not always carrying a blade on you like a Sikh

When all other methods fail, it is proper to hold the sword in hand.
Dasam Granth – Zafarnamah

>>13762981
>>13762923
>What is the point of doing anything except combat training?