/lit/ - Literature

>>13759750
Remember to sage and hide cumbrains.

>>13759765
BASED

nofap

>>13759765
What if I cum once per week? I know temptation and all, but why not simply moderation?

>>13759765
I'm a slave to sexual distraction when I don't cum tho. havent jizzed in a week and I was picturing fucking every decent girl at the grocery store today, staring waaay too long. but when I do my morning jizz sesh I could care less about thots

>>13759750
the pic that saved /lit/ but doomed nofappers.
based but bluepilled

>>13760323
The point in wanting to fuck women is to actually try to fuck them. Like, it's your body trying to give you motivation to procreate. Or at least you could canalize that energy into other things, such your writing.

>>13760323
Gotta put in those 90 days

>>13759750
God, I wish that were me.

>>13760603
What happens after 90 days?

Has anyone noticed that the cumbrain spammer never posts in response to overtly homoerotic OPs?

>>13760168
You need to fap regulary if you don't have a GF, i was told this by an urologist.

>>13760713
examples? seethe more, cumbrain. your time is limited

>>13760720
What was the urologist's surname?

>>13760726
Nelson

>>13760726
Do you want to know if he was a jew, he wasn't? you just need to jizz now and then, just don't let it become an addiction.

>>13760726
No joke, a urologist tried to bully me into adult circumcision once to the point that I had to tell him to relax. He was so fucking aggressive about it. Went on a rant about how uncut dicks are gross and unhygienic. And yeah, he was Jewish.

>>13760745
circumcised dick are less sensitive, so he wanted to dislike sex or some shit?

>>13759750
jaw drops

eyes pop out of head

tongue rolls out

HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA!

AWOOGA AWOOGA!

EE-AW EE-AW!

BOIOIOING!

picks up jaw

fixes eyes

rolls up tongue

buries face in ass

BLBLBLBLBL LBLBLBLBLBLBLLB

WHOA MAMA

>>13760323
if you feel like it just quit, nofap is broscience bs just jerk off and stop listening to people on 4chan telling you how to get laid or how to live your life in general, this place is a pit full of shit

>>13760979
and yet... I value the thoughts of people here more than anyone I know in real life.

>>13760726
Goldstein.

>>13759750
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK

>>13760979
>it's broscience that being hornier makes you want to fuck more than you otherwise would
Are you fucking retarded or something?

>>13761007
Fascinating how much this says about the society we live in...

What does /tv/ see in this bitch?

>>13759750
Is that pee?

>>13761423
Yeah cause being hornier is exactly what will make you get laid, that's what you were missing in your social skill the whole time: being fuckin horny

>>13761007
im very sorry to hear that, you really need to find some friends my man, its not that hard,
if you're doing nofap to have more focus to develop a skill, know that this kind of stuff will not really influence your ability to be a consistent person, what you need is discipline and discipline is found through habit, start building better habits
the irony and way of thinking on this board is not good at all if you're a lonely person
if you're doing nofap to get laid than know that it will just make you a creep

>>13760702
same

>>13759750

How do you think she comes?

>>13761007
I value your thoughts too, bro. Wanna meet out back behind the 7-11 and jerk each other off? We can get slushies after.

>>13759750
Only question is does she perfectly knows what she is doing? The effect she has...

>>13760721
isnt that guy a pedo?

>>13764428
clitoral stimulation is my guess

>>13760772
Based toon poster

I was hoping this was an actual IJ thread but I guess not

>>13766188
Same. Im interested in if it's worth a read as I love his speech "this is water" and the movie wasn't terrible.

>>13762660
What the fuck are you even talking about? Being horny doesn't magically give you social skills you fucking midwit. Go be stupid somewhere else kike.

>>13766451
yeah i was being sarcastic

whats her name asshole

>>13766531
Yeah no shit, I'm calling you retarded for thinking that's what people think they'll get out of nofap. Nobody thinks being horny magically gives you social skills. If your only way to get off is by talking to girls, you're going to talk to more girls. It's motivation to stop being an autistic loser who never talks to girls. Stop being such an obtuse little kike and use your brain next time you window-licker.

>>13765707
who isn't these days

I do not remember any of this in IJ, guess it is time for a reread.