/lit/ - Literature

My mum is a professor at a top 3 British university (oxbridge/ucl) she’s also a widow, anyway she was having a dinner party today with some of her fellow academic colleagues, politics came up and I basically used the phrase “eurocucks” when the topic shifted to brexit. Everyone had had a few glasses of wine at this point and the minute I used this phrase everyone went completely silent. Honestly it was 12 people in a small flat and you could hear a pin drop. My mum went bright red and then someone practically sneered at me asking what I meant by that. Because I was on the spot I started spilling spaghetti and went on some tangent trying to connect Aristotle and libertarianism and explaining how Hegel caused cultural Marxism or something. I don’t know i became a sweating mess and I didn’t even know how to form a coherent explanation, I was practically just spamming names I read on this board. At what point I even did an impression of Zizek but I was too nervous so it wasn’t very good and I don’t think they got it when I was rubbing my nose and lisping and doing his bit about the toilets. Fortunately I didn’t mention Jews but I almost quoted Mein Kampf before catching myself. Anyways after an excruciating ten minutes of people staring at my dumbfoundedly someone changed the subject and I excused myself for bed. This morning my mum started crying at breakfast talking about how only my father knew how to deal with me (she’s a widow) and now she’s saying that I either go to uni (I’m 28 years old) or I move out, because she’s tired of making excuses for me. I said uni was ”pozzed” and that it’s impossible for a white male to succeed in our SJW culture. She’s being stubborn about this issue, anyways she’s hosting another dinner party in 2 weeks, my question is anons what is a good reading list to BTFO her and her friends so hopefully she stops thinking I’m wasting my time. I can read maybe 400 pages a day so basically want 5600 pages of reading material.