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1370891 No.1370891 [Reply] [Original]

Every good writer ever p. much is a queer or a closet 'mo.

Why are straight people so worthless at anythign artistic?

>> No.1370896
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1370896

pee ess

avg. str8 IQ: 100
avg. gay IQ: 121

>> No.1370895

how would you even know what writers are gay

>> No.1370899

>>1370895
I knoooo, shakespeare is sooo str8 that he wore tights and wrote literally all of his sonnets to a man.

>> No.1370900

>>1370891

>p.

haha wow you're so fucking edgy + hilarious

>> No.1370902

Because of their sexual disability, they must be compensated in some other field. It's only fair.

>> No.1370906

A writer is neither confined by his sexuality nor the way the world deals with this sexuality; plenty of great writers were straight, many were gay, some were bisexual

tl'dr who the fuck cares

>> No.1370909

the intentional misspellings... str8 instead of straight... i literally CAN'T BREATHE. you're so hilarious man.

>> No.1370912

>>1370902
>>1370906
Ummmmmmmm...mad heterosexuals detected

Go watch a Michael Bay movie.

>> No.1370913

>>1370896
Autistic savants are great at math. Super geniuses right?

>> No.1370915

>>1370912

There's nothing to be mad about.

>> No.1370916
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>>1370912
Yeah continue string along your delusion, homosexual.

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>>1370915
Oooh I get it. Dumb heterosexuals can't tell the difference between 100 and 121.

Hahahahaha i literally CAN'T BREATHE. you're so hilarious man.

>> No.1370922

>>1370912
>heterosexual
>this trip
it is tongue-in-cheek i suppose

>> No.1370927

>>1370920

You seem awfully insecure about all of this. You can still adopt a child, you know. There's no shame in it.

>> No.1370930

>>1370920
Hahaha, I bet you were grinning and feeling victorious while you were typing.

>> No.1370935

Cooltop, post more JIMMY, because I need a quick fap.

>> No.1370937

>>1370927
>implieing I want a worthless straight kid

Yeah I kno whiny pseudo-intellectual brats who don't get my jokes and post stupid crap about books they read in school on the literature board of _4chan_ really entice me.

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>>1370935

>> No.1370941

preferred you when you were on /fa/.

>> No.1370943

>>1370941
I would love Cooltop to come back to /tv/, he's so cute and sweet.

>> No.1370944

>>1370937
>implieing
>kno
>str8
1/10

>> No.1371053

It might be because many gays who are closeted or stil confused seek more introverted and creative ways of expression

>> No.1371070

>>1371053

Or that those who possess greater faculties of metacognition + introspection can recognise their gayness and thus identify as gay.

>> No.1371074

i want to know if cooltop is willing to be a hot bottom for me.

>> No.1371139

>>1371070
I'm sure you're just joking around but for gays who actually believe being gay makes you automatically smarter, I'd consider this false. I know a lot of gay guys who are fucktarded and have no ambitions or desires outside of getting inebriated and having sex. And I have a ton of straight friends that are inarguably the most intelligent people I have ever met.