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/lit/ humour thread.

>> No.13670557

humor? what about that pic?

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>> No.13670564
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>> No.13670579
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>> No.13670587
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Still one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life.

>> No.13670607
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>>13670587
This reminds me of that one story by Junji Ito: Human Chair.
https://iemonsy.tumblr.com/post/24781524204/junji-ito-human-chair

>> No.13670718

>>13670587
Did this ever get finished?

>> No.13670992

>>13670564
Can't decide if this is loss or a political compass.

>> No.13671056

why dont brits brush their teeth ffs

>> No.13671060

>>13670561
>defending Nick Land
that's gonna be a yikes for me dawg

>> No.13671487
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Make some room, the Boss is coming through.

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>>13671487
even better

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>>13670587
>You got a pussy in the thing?

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>> No.13672026

>>13670587
>1488 words so far
sieg heil dude

>> No.13672085

>>13670547
Is it bad that i want to fuck the one on the left? She's really cute

>> No.13672090

>>13672085
>is it bad that I want to fuck a qt blondie with giant tits
not if you're a heterosexual

>> No.13672095

>>13672085
the one on the left is richard dawkins.

>> No.13672099

>>13672095
But he aint a her

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>>13672099
You sure about that son?

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>> No.13672112

>>13672085
Me too
>tfw no cute new atheist gf

>> No.13672120

>>13670547
dawkins was still getting cute fangirls in his 60s
should call him dawgkins
ba dum tsss

>> No.13672139
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he deus vult now

>> No.13672263

>>13670547
Left is cute

>> No.13672338

>>13672139
nah, he knows the worse is worse than bad

>> No.13672361

>>13670607
Good manga

>> No.13672797

those girls look ugly and crusty

>> No.13673018

>>13670607
>by Junji Ito
It's an Edogawa Ranpo story hombre

>> No.13673023

>>13672797
seen your own face lately roasty?

>> No.13673264

>>13672797
Imagine not wanting to hang out with the busty Dawkins fangirl on the left, playing video games together in her basement during highschool, flirting hard and saying things that make her blush and feel pretty, before absolutely destroying her pussy in the backseat of your Honda Accord at night in an empty parking lot after you drive her to sonic for dinner, then making fun of her in front of your friends the next day at school when she tries to talk to you knowing full well that she's gonna spend third period crying in the girl's bathroom

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>>13670992
Neither, you idiot. Its more like the nihilism meme. There's two ways of looking at technological acceleration

>> No.13673312

>>13673264
>tfw you missed out on teenage love

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>> No.13673345

>>13673309
it's about technological acceleration? damn I guess accelerationists really can't meme

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>> No.13673357

>>13673340
Nietzsche thought it was the most awful thing we have ever done and says there isn't enough water in the seas to wash the blood from our hands kek

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>> No.13673381

>>13673368
why are you so threatened by the new and upcoming zeitgeist?

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>> No.13673387

>>13673349
story?

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>> No.13673391

>>13673345
I haven't even read Land, not even the slightest soundbite and even I understood the nature of the joke. You are just a brainlet

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>>13673381
i just have a sense of humor about the things i like, calm down m8

>> No.13673401

>>13671487
Butterfly finally made a good post

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>> No.13673447

>>13673359
Good image

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>>13673357
>le Nietzsche was a sekrit christian mem

>> No.13673531

>>13672139
He’s an annoying atheist, not a retard, he’s not going to pretend that Islam isn’t far worse than christianity

>> No.13673540

>>13673470
jesus christ you absolute idiott. yes thats what>>13673357 meant, totally

>> No.13673548

>>13670547
Left is pure butter

>> No.13673611

>>13670561
who is this cutie pie

>> No.13673695

>>13673387
gucci with chinese characteristics

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>Anse "New teeth new wife" Bundren

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>>13673335

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>>13670992
Underrated

>>13671487
Oh thank you!

>> No.13674123

>>13670547
I acc met dawkins once, and at the time i was a fan.
>mfw he's an absolute autist and a dickhead

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>>13673359
at least keep it vaguely /lit/

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>>13674127
I saved it from here, so it was in my /lit/ folder

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you know its true

>> No.13674214

>>13673384
Based Varg

>> No.13674219

>>13674210
the >95 guy should be shaking hands with the midwits. 145+ people are literal autists.

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>> No.13674227

>>13673335
based

>> No.13674239

>>13671588
HAHAHAHAHA
OHHHH, LMAO
LMAO
THIS IS JUST TOO GOOD!!! LOL

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>> No.13674284

>>13674118
Not you, the post. Typical narcissistic woman.

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>> No.13674359

>>13673357
reminds me of end of evangelion

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>>13672109

>> No.13674426

>>13673335
lmfao

>> No.13675019

and but so

>> No.13675157
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>>13673023
>>13673264
No, I just see how they're being portrayed as attractive and I don't think they are. They both look unhealthy and yeasty; the one on the right has an unsightly schnoz (and a hideous smile) and the one on the left looks like an utter nonce. Sorry to ruin your wet daydream

>> No.13675175

>>13675157
But the one in the middle is just right.

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>> No.13675305

>>13674348
this pic blew my mind

>> No.13675325

>>13670587
>Member for 26 minutes

>> No.13675330

>>13674210
what about 130

>> No.13675358

>>13670579
i actually have a physical copy of this book. It has two pages dedicated to measuring your dick, length and girth. It's very in-depth. I can't tell if it's a joke book or an autism book.

>> No.13675364

>>13675330
King of brainlets tier

>> No.13675369

>>13675364
but that's 120

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>> No.13675664

>>13671588
test >>12124665

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>>13675175
She's got nice tits but everything on her face below the nose is just blegh

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>> No.13675701

>>13673470
>>13673340
Jesus Christ, there's a difference between believing in God and believing in religion you knuckle dragging retard.
Nietzsche knew nihilism would be an absolute bane upon humanity and he was right, which is why he went insane desperately coming up with new, 'better' morals to give humanity meaning again.
'God is dead and we have killed him' was a warning, not a celebration, and yet all the trench coat wearing fedoralords call themselves nihilists because that's what Rick and Morty does.

>> No.13675718

>>13673373
underrated

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>>13670547

>> No.13675797

>>13673335
LOL

>> No.13675829

>>13675674
Based Hitchens

>> No.13676048

>>13674265
Nietzsche skipped shoulder day

>> No.13676098

>>13676048
Nietzsche was feeble and weak. He suffered prolonged bouts of sickliness yet continued writing with devotion in order to bless future generations with his genius. Over time his ailments chipped and weathered him, until he was but a shell of his former greatness; his sanity lost, his ability diminished, and the thread of his fate hanging between the sisters’ shears.

Now post your body or fuck off.

>> No.13676138

>>13675729
Damn I remember being in the SA thread where people were making these.

I would be upset that this LOLMEMES.COM sites is Fark'ing it and taking credit for it, but that faggot piece of shit Lowtax would make everyone put his watermark on their pics anyway. The hell was that about? Pill popping tranny befriending gookwife mail ordering faggot.

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not lit i just like it

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>>13672139

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>>13672112
The genetic suicide of disgusting atheists is a sort of sacrament to God.

I sometimes masturbate to the thought of left-wing atheists having their skulls crushed with pliers in the womb. I hope that the soul is real before birth, so that they can slide directly into the screaming pit of flaming, flesh-shredding knives that waits those with left-wing genes.

>> No.13676552

>>13672139
>Actively fight to destroy your own culture
>wtf why is my culture dead and Muslims are everywhere

Ahhhh. Justice.

>> No.13676577

>>13673396
whoa

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>> No.13676603

>>13676138
>Pill popping tranny befriending gookwife mail ordering faggot.
Those were more innocent days friend. Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka was just a guy running a comedy forum with some vague ideas about advertising on the Web.

>> No.13676605

>>13676552
>a subversive Abrahamic cult that rotted out one of the greatest empires the world has ever seen and was then forced upon the native populations of Europe, Africa, and later Asia and the Americas is England's "own culture"

Ahhhh. Christcuckery.

>> No.13676609

>>13676580
This just made my night anon.

>> No.13676610
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:^)

>> No.13676615

>>13676610
Is this meant to mimic a newscaster? Or it is supposed to be Trump? If the latter it's a pretty weak imitation

>> No.13676716

>>13676615
True, didn't even have the "Sad!" at the end

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>>13673403
Sometimes the simplest jokes are best

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>> No.13676862

>>13673411
lmao

>> No.13676866

>>13676821
kek