/lit/ - Literature

god i would cum so hard inside her

My goodness just imagine how small her butt probably is

Stop posting japanese jezebels please.

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>>13652040
i want to impregnate her and consume her breast milk

depends on the prose, the subjective matter and how dense the book the is.

reading critique of pure reason would take me a couple of months to read

>>13652040
It is very considerate of you to not post my weakness. I can hold my lust only if I do not see skirts. Once skirts are involwed I am obliged to unzip dick.

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>>13652058
dont fall for cumbrain threads anons

>>13652069

>>13652008
If I read for 3.5 hours a day, I can finish a 1000 page book in 12 days. But I usually don't get 12 uninterrupted days to read for that long and sometimes it takes me several months to get around to finishing it.

>>13652008
>>13652089
>1 month
>12 days
i just read 1 hour in the morning and 1 in the night. it takes 1 week at worst

>>13652008
Five days if I had nothing else on

>>13652015
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>>13652058
*WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO*

ALPHA MALE ALERT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
ALL HANDS REPORT TO BATTLESTATIONS
I SAY AGAIN THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>13652008
Depends if I have stuff to do or have done stuff in the past. I can binge a 1000 pages in a day / twelve months if I take time to savor the story.

>>13652015
no you wouldn't. you'd shoot out a little dribble of stinky, yellow, low-sperm-count, nutrient depleted semen into her shallow, unaroused pussy after either 45 seconds or 45 minutes, depending on how small and pathetic your dick is, how desensitized you are from ten thousand hours (the generally accepted amount of time it takes to become a master of any skill) of brutal masturbation, and how deeply trained your mind is to be aroused only by computer images.
you're fucking pathetic

>>13652008
Depends on a book, if its just fiction for entertainment and I dont have to work then maybe couple of days

If a book is more serious then I would read no more than for 1-1.5 hours a day

>>13652008
depends, I read more than one book at a time but usually 0.5-1 month.

>>13652015
This isn't a girl you just "cum inside". You have to take her out to a nice restaurant, order some fine wine, then take her home and make love to her delicately, using a condom. When you ejaculate, you keep the condom on and pull out. Afterwards, you stay in bed and cuddle with her until morning. Learn some manners, cumbrain.

>>13653064
dilate.

>>13652008
I used to be able to read three books per week, I remember reading 1000 pages in one day once (though it was The Talisman by King/Straub, not something hard to read). Nowadays I'm absolutely unable to read, which makes my life miserable. I've been reading the same book for a month now. I'm so dissapointed with myself. Thanks for reading my blogpost.

>>13652069
Just do what I do and report the everloving shit out of them. Report enough of the lewd replies and the thread will get v& faster than you think. Join me in purging cumbrainery, brother

>>13653607
I dont find her that impressive however just yesterday I saved pic related, she is the girl you pound hard. You shove your huge dick in her pussy in and out hard, forcing it in like some oversized shape sorter piece that simply dont fit into small mismatched hole. Once you cannot pound her anymore, you pound her one one more time and then cum hardest you ever cummed, releasing massive amounts of cum so deep inside her pussy that she will never get it out of her, its there to stay and warn off other lesser creatures to stay away and cower in fear, her pussy belongs to you and you alone the alpha chad thundercock.