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martin "hide egger" hid so many eggs that the nazis changed his name from hiedegger to hide egger. he would hide eggs in the nazi pariliament. many nazis would be like bro wtf where are all these eggs coming from! and there would be martin just chilling and smoking laughing at the pure win that was unfolding unbeknownst to the nazi parliament members. h e even hid an egg in hitlers bunker and hitler called him was like "bruh ur a savage i know it was you!!!!" and heidegger just chilled and lit up a cigar and said "yeah... lol". next day his office placard was changed to hide egger!!!! history of phil... just another win

>> No.13626129

>>13626124
the real odd thing is most of the eggs were in various stages of being cooked. which gave rise to his other nickname, bad cook marty.

>> No.13626153

He embodied the true Geist of the German Yolk

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>> No.13626189

>>13626153
I did Na-zi that coming.

>> No.13626200

>>13626124
Now make one about Nietzsche

>> No.13626259

>>13626124
LOL omg ur so funy. im going to post this to REDDIT and ill get so much updoots because ur like so randum nd funny looooolllll 4chan is just the best lol were so intelligent like u looool

>> No.13626281

>>13626259
Dilate

>> No.13626450

he wasn't talking about eggs, he was talking about beans

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>>13626124
best thread on /lit/

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>> No.13628070

>>13626124
based

>> No.13628078

Does anyone have the Heidegger lowdegger series?

>> No.13628387

>>13626124
Well-deserved bump.

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>>13626200
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>> No.13628484

>>13626450
god i want some eggs and beans

>> No.13629665

bump