/lit/ - Literature

something ugly.

>>1358542
lololol

>>1358536
The screenplay of avatar?

The Lion the Witch and the Unattractive Dick

bump

COME AT ME

you really kind of look like Sylvia Plath...so the bell jar?

>>1359031
probably catcher in the rye or twilight

>>1359031
THAT'S CUTE, YOU'VE GOT MY PHOTO SAVED ON YOUR COMPUTER.

>>1359038
NEITHER.

>>1359043
Sorry, you probably prefer some of Meyers later more mature works like Eclipse right?

>>1359043
dem russian novellas

>>1359053
NOT SURE IF MALE OR FEMALE.
>>1359063
YOU'RE GOOD

>>1359076
i'm male. your face is kind of feminine too caps-kun ^_^

>>1358536
is there a novelization of avatar?

>>1359097
The old man and the sea

>>1359097
yay finally someone that seems 25+ here.

show me your wisdom.

>>1359106
didnt kno you read books tripsk

>>1359110
I am much more intelligent than I seem.

>>1359100
Well, I liked it fine, but it's not really my usual fare.

>>1359110
Going on 37. Wisdom still elusive.

>>1359115
that leaves a lot of room for interpretation...

>>1359120
I only said it because you are an old man and you are near a body of water.

>>1359115
do you read virginia woolf?

>>1359123
Yes, I got it.

>>1359106
Manga.

>>1359128
I read To the Lighthouse for a class. I can't say I was a fan.

>>1358536
playboy magazine

>>1359115
This statement makes you sound like an insecure, pretentious idiot. Just sayin'

>>1359169
WHAT IF I WERE TO SAY THAT I AM NOT AS RETARDED AS I APPEAR. IT IS PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING, BUT YOU WOULDN'T LABEL ME AS 'PRETENTIOUS' OR 'INSECURE' FOR SAYING SO.

YEAH.

>>1359160
oh beg-chan

>>1359160
oh hai, I bought you something once, I think Ulysses? So, have you read it?

do it!

>>1359208
Bukowski.

>>1359130
No.

>>1359169
The way I portray myself on /fa/, for example, isn't the most flattering. I don't mean to say that I look stupid in photos. I can just see why someone would think I don't read much based on their gatherings from my posts on 4chan.

>>1359176
dont scream in my eyes, fagget
just pull out your cock next time, have a sword fight

>>1359106
Twilight

>>1359208
You appreciate the absurd. So... Gravity's Rainbow.

>>1358536
LotR. And the Hobbit. And Silmarilion fuck it I'm not going to check if that's the right spelling.

So, /lit/, what do I read?

>>1359242
You read the labels on bottles of trappist beer.

hit me

>>1359259
and again

>>1359260
Hunter S. Thompson.


and just as a side-note:
You are the worst piece of shit faggot imaginable.

Hello My Name Is Attention Whore

If anyone on here happens to know me, suck my fucking cock.

>1359262
holy fuck you're right, Thompson is the shit. and yeah, i'm a massive faggot with a bitchin' hat

>>1359262
holy fuck you're right, Thompson is the shit. and yeah, i'm a massive faggot with a bitchin' hat

>>1359262
holy fuck you're right, Thompson is the shit. and yeah, i'm a massive faggot with a bitchin' hat

>>1359294
why the fuck do you keep changing your post

you'll never guess

One picture in this thread is Tybrax. Can you guess which one?

>>1359309
nabokov?

>>1359320
please dont.

Fuck it, I'll bite.

>>1359299

'Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone', or 'Boyfriends: short stories for boys who like boys'.

>>1359357
wow i cant believe how many older folks there finally appear to be here.

so do you guys just sit it out when all the idiots/trolls attack me :(

>>1359366
wrong bitch, i just finished war and peace

>>1359373

For the most part, yes. I hardly ever reply to blatant troll or flame threads.

>>1359377

Great, I took my retarded niece to see a Federico Fellini film once. Your questionable grasp of the English language leads me to believe that you got about as much out of Tolstoy as she did out of Amarcord.

>>1359393
sounds like you're pretty jelly

it's not too hard a book man, dont be afraid

sorry i'm late, i got lost on the way here

>>1359403

You use the phrase 'jelly' and you look like a teenager about to come out the closet, maybe you should go back to /b/.

>>1359393

was that really a suitable place to take an educationally sub-normal child?

>>1359406
Gelatin-like substance confirmed. You seem a tad wobbly, bro.

>>1359422

I can think of a worse place than Italy for a 'educationally sub-normal' to go in the 1940's.

>>1359115
>I am much more intelligent than I seem
Well I seem much more intelligent than I am.

Perhaps we could go out together sometime? I like your new furniture by the way, it looks comfy.

Comfy to sit on.

>>1359106
Woman?

on my /lit/ ?

>>1360464
she's from /fa/. i dont think /lit/ does enough to accommodate women on this board, that's why they're all hiding in the woodwork. one of my policies is to change that.

I have to do this just to see what I get. I am 21 years old btw and male if you can't tell.

>>1360479
forgot my pic because I am also somewhat a stoner and just smoked like 50 bowls, but anyway do your worst.

>>1360481
Ray Bradbury?
Lovecraft?
Orwell?

>>1360481
Richard Dawkins books

>>1360481
>like 50 bowls
im going with george martin and other fantasy, maybe some sci fi

>>1360481

Paedophile's guide to love and pleasure
George R.R. Martin
Chuck Palahniuk
Seconding the guy that said Dawkins

>>1360485
>>1360484
good guesses, but I have only read one book by Bradbury and I do not like Orwell. Lovecraft is a pretty cool guy though.

>>1360490
I hated A Game of Thrones and never finished it.

>>1360485
>>1360490
>>1360492
you guys really crack me up

Haaaaaaaai. :D

>>1360507
Cosmopolitan and Don Quixote

>>1359053

Everyone knows that's not you, Ty.

Don't cheat if you recognize me, tinychat people ;_;

>>1360507
>camroid.com

>>1360519

heh. I know this one. How's it going young lady?

WA gifter here.

>>1360524

>>1360530

80 Days of Sodom.

>>1360527
It's going well! Is that you, Mr. Blair? I hope things are good with you too :D

>>1360527

Oh, and why not. This is the first and probably only time I'll put myself on 4chan, but here it goes.

Come at me with your scorn /lit/

>>1360530

120 Days of Sodom.

>>1360529

Radiohead poster in shot. Nice touch, faggot. You have gay hair.

I'm guessing entry-level hipster stuff like Camus, Kafka, Dostoyevsky etc.

>>1360530
oh i c its a different logo if you steal it.

sorry stoner lady i had you down for doors of perception, winnie the poah & something else

>>1360543

Sorry man, maybe I should shave all my hair off and take down all my posters so I can be just like you.

>>1360537

Indeed. Things are going bittersweet. I woke up this morning and checked my grades to find that I got straight A's. Then I went to a local used bookstore and bought "The Savage Detectives."

But I'm still lonely and on break. I live alone and no one has called me to hang out or anything. I've just been reading and trying to keep up my 52 book challenge.

>>1360539
nice converse, mr. meaningful

ok 'here goes nothing' haterz

>>1360540
Close but no cigar bro

>>1360547
Grendel didn't cheer you up?

>>1360546
lol, *high fives*

>>1360546

no sry it's just that you deliberately positioned the camera to get it in the shot and you know it. also you didn't mention anything about the books that i mentioned because you were too busy being a raging homosexual.

nice thumbs up btw, nigger

>>1360554

It did. Reading always cheers me up, but I haven't had a received call on my cell in 13 days. The last one was my mom.

feelsbadman

btw i have a nice haircut but i don't have radiohead posters on my wall because i'm not 15 years old.

>>1360551

http://lookbook.nu/look/528577-the-not-so-lovely-bones

This isn't you bro.

Why are you so insecure?

>>1360563
i know its not me, im poking fun that you all thought this was me even when i said it wasnt.

i dont see you posting a picture. why are you so insecure?

>>1360556

I'm not going to legitimise a troll with a proper response.

You really think I would position my radiohead poster there so that I could impress you guys? Stop projecting man.

>>1360575

Oooof, nice tripfail

>>1360560
Maybe you should...try calling somebody? God knows I wouldn't have done that when I was younger, I just moped about...but I wish I had. Calls from mom only go so far.

/genericthrowawayadvicethatyoushouldfollowanyway

>>1360580

Noo my cred!

>>1360580
Ouch. I know I'll never read your posts the same way, knowing what headphones you use.

>>1360585

Then there's the fact you dropped your trip in the first place, though...

Here I am; do your worst.

>>1360590
Isn't it a sign of decency to drop your trip when posting camwhorepics?

THIS JUST IN: TRUMAN CAPOTE HAS SORTA GAY LOOKIN HAIR AND RADIOHEAD POSTER.

>>1360593
Gotta be something about vampires in high school. Or maybe misunderstood teenage witches.

>>1360590

It's never a good idea to trip and post pictures of yourself.

I guess you could say we say we saw the Tru Man behind Truman

that is what you could say maybe

>>1360590

Only ty uses elipses...

ITT

I wish I had a webcam so you guys could guess my favorite book. I don't even know it myself!

>>1360610

D&E's one-liners: priceless.

>>1360610

>implying i'm male

>>1360610

Dad? Is that you?

>>1360604
Haha, I could see where you would get that, but my favorite authors are Victor Hugo, DFW, and Ray Bradbury. ;)

>>1360575
>>1360580
truman, truman, truman.

this is what happens when you play on the tybrax's level....

but anyway, i know you're in glasgow but i honestly dont think im cool enough to hang-out with someone that spends time doing that thing you have done to style your hair like that everyday. i mean that seriously, i go all naturelles so i dont know if our personal brands can co-exist without you out-styling me from existence.

>>1360610
WIN

>>1360612
i swear that post isnt me, not that i see any reason for me to drop trip to say anything like that.

guys i never drop trip, you know tht.

>>1360630

My hair is naturally this straight, I'm slavonic.

Do you really think I'd spend an extended period of time sorting out my hair only to sit at my computer with a grey transformers teeshirt?

who knows what a guy who repositions his radiohead posters into his camera shots will do

>>1360638
>Do you really think I'd spend an extended period of time sorting out my hair only to sit at my computer with a grey transformers teeshirt?
ok now i will reallie drop trip just to answer.

hey you didnt confirm if i saw you at the mitchell last month?

>>1360646

It's possible, I spend a lots of time there.

>>1360539
>okcupid
lol you are such a ronery loser

>>1360650

uh.. that was me.

>>1360653
ugh i didnt realize i had saved it from my account...

>>1360653

Indeed.

Sad Omarface

Now I'm all confused. I can't tell who has trips and who doesn't. It honestly feels like I am just in here with 3 other people who take their trips off and on just to make it seem less lonely :(

>>1360658

>ugh i didnt realize i had saved it from my account...

Possible... intentional tripfail?

>>1360666

Hi Deep&Edgy.

>>1360667
It's gone now though. So I am just confused. I was really hoping Tybrax was indeed black :(

>>1360666

The mark of the beast!

I've never used trips. Why bother on /lit/? It's such a slow board anyway.

>mfw posts deleted fucking everywhere

>>1360642
>no-one comments on me :(

>>1360685
inb4 delete

>>1360678

Hmm... first response to that pic was >>1360551

Have we finally discovered the true TyBrax?!£!"£?

>>1360678
>pic related

>>1360685
D&E is a naked girl?

>>1360690

Of course.

He doesn't look like I expected.

He looks like a bro.

>>1360690
I'm pretty sure that's a picture of SaintAnon from the gifting threads. At least, that's how it appears from reading the thread.

what did you expect me to look like?

>>1360691

tybrax ur a total hottie.

Nice converse, mister meaningful.

>>1360698

Me.

>>1360701

Lol Tybrax.

>>1360705

someone caption the pic with this.

Have at thee.

lol

>>1360714

Julian...?

How did you get out of jail?

>>1360701
Hey im the real person in the pic, are you a guy? If so i guess it's ok if balls don't touch.

>>1360714
yuo ar of finland

>>1360716

Didn't you hear? He made bail.

>>1360716
is that julian, as in toury?

>>1360717

>>1360720
He did, but the authorities are still refusing to let him out.

>>1360714
holy fucking forehead. that thing puts even Elrond's to shame

Come one, I want to know what book I should have been reading all my life!

>>1360750

r u srs? are u one of those kiddies who can't discern a headshape? it's just the angle / his hairline

>mfw Tybrax kills himself

>>1360718
I wish I was, bro. Sadly I'm from the UK (although that's not the first time someone's said I look Scandinavian).

>>1360762
You are the product of glorious Viking raep. Claim your heritage, young warrior.

>>1360761
He already did a month ago. The current one is a troll, no trip.

>>1360678

Is this actually him?

He doesn't look like the type who "walks with a bounce, as though chased by someone"

>>1360823
>He doesn't look like the type who "walks with a bounce, as though chased by someone"
no that's not me & brownbear's report of me is fucking bullshit. i dont have a neckbeard, im not sure if i could even grow a beard on my neck. i might have been needing a shave that day or something since i dont usually do shit over the weekend & leave it until sunday night. but even then it wouldnt be bad enough for 'neckbeard' or anything.

i think bb just really hates me or something :(

cheap cigar included for maximal pretension.

>>1360846
I wish you did look like
>>1360551
>>1359053

:(

>>1360859
why?

>>1360873

Because he's fucking hot :(

>>1360897
:)

that makes me feel ok since God said thought i was that guy after i asked him why he had told BB that was me.

uh...I'm the dude in the okcupid photo and I'm definitely not tybrax. If anything, you know me from wishlist threads.

I said earlier, I don't have a trip. Just some sad anonymous loser.