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martin "hide egger" hid so many eggs that the nazis changed his name from hiedegger to hide egger. he would hide eggs in the nazi pariliament. many nazis would be like bro wtf where are all these eggs coming from! and there would be martin just chilling and smoking laughing at the pure win that was unfolding unbeknownst to the nazi parliament members. h e even hid an egg in hitlers bunker and hitler called him was like "bruh ur a savage i know it was you!!!!" and heidegger just chilled and lit up a cigar and said "yeah... lol". next day his office placard was changed to hide egger!!!! history of phil... just another win

>> No.13598742

the cosmic egg

>> No.13598765

>>13598713
Made me chuckle.
Based.

>> No.13599259

>>13598713
what happened to the eggs after the war?

>> No.13599304

>>13598713
People might think your joking.. but every word of this is true

>> No.13599889

high degger

>> No.13601022

very true. he had a chicken farm in his woods cabin for unlimited egg supplies.

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>>13598713

>> No.13601845

>>13598713
Love you man

>> No.13603188

>>13598713
Bumping for help on what egger books to buy

>> No.13603199

>>13598713
Kek

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13603350

kek

>> No.13604054

>>13598713
>he would hide eggs in the nazi pariliament
Okay I'm following you...

>many nazis would be like bro wtf where are all these eggs coming from!
Impossible. If they were hidden, they wouldn't have been found.

>> No.13604327

>>13598713
hide egger more like headegger the nigga's head is an egg on its own

>> No.13604387

why did he fucking do that what a douchebag

>> No.13605611

>>13598713
based

>> No.13605899

>>13598713
the high IQ board

>> No.13606014

>>13598742
nah that's hildeggard of biegging. medieval nun known for throwing two eggs at passersby (to cure medical and spiritual diseases) from atop a small hill in Germany. eggard is an old medieval word for egg thrower.

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>>13598713
Chucktin Sneeger

>> No.13606266

>>13598713
kys

>> No.13606282

>>13598713
nice

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So thats why heidegger crossed the road

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Can you solve the mystery of Hidegger?

>> No.13606650

and ever since eggs were considered facist propaganda.

>> No.13606653

this is my favorite post ever on /lit/

>> No.13606658

make more of these history of philosophy post OP they're most epic

>> No.13606671

Hinigger

>> No.13606685

>>13606266
Hello r*ddit!

>> No.13606688

Trump loves eggs. Coincidence?

>> No.13606692
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13606692

Franz Coughka
Hē a siç bõi
Writ böök of chångên intú büges
An mân in tęh ląw
Then die
Sö säd

>> No.13606723

>>13606688
Woah...

>> No.13606749

>>13606688
Drumpf is literally a nazi

>> No.13606754

>>13606688
Wow...just wow

>> No.13606769

>>13606688
Damn...

>> No.13606787

>>13606688
>>13606692

Very Kafkaesque.

>> No.13606857

>>13606688
THIS.

Donald Trump is basically a Nazi

>> No.13606884

>>13606688
Blimfpt BTFO!!! Checkmate nazi incels!!

>> No.13608313

>>13598713
I don't get it

>> No.13608417

my man jacques “dairy-da!” performed so many milk-based magic tricks that the director of the ecole normale superiere changed his name from derrida to dairy-da. many students would be like bro wtf where did all this milk come from! and there would be jacques just chilling (more milk) and smoking laughing at the pure metaphysics of presence that was unfolding unbeknownst to the phallagocentrists. he even hid some milk in foucault’s rage room and foucault called him was like “bruh your a savage I know it was you!!!!” and derrida just chilled (again more milk) and lit up a pipe and said “yeah.. lol”. next day his office placard was changed to dairy-da! history of phil... just another win

>> No.13608456

>>13598713
I literally lol'ed