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Let's have a real talk thread

Post your ideal woman ITT

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I lift for my Senrans

>> No.15027

>>15003
Prob blonde version of this though.

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>>14982
Jesus

>> No.15045

>>14982
Normally I would be very attracted to that girl but I can't dispel the illusion that she's straining and then shooting chunky bloody pus out of her vagina, so thanks for that.

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>>15144
stop posting that old hag

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>> No.15199

>>15144
>>15144
actually gross dude

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>> No.15258

>>15176
Literally discovered her a week ago so you might have an issue with others than me.

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BRAAAAAPPPPPPP

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>> No.15512

>>15367
GOAT taste

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>>13562
here she is my true mentor, my guiding moonlight

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>> No.17437

>>15360
Who is this??

>> No.17494

>>17437
just some whore

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>>13562

>> No.17538

>>16772
That reversed lettering that encourages you to send pics from the dressing room is arousing and also a really smart idea

>> No.17569

>>13562

>salivating over pictures instead of reading the greeks

God damn you plebs.

>> No.17588

>>15239
>a bish to pretending to read
lmao

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either

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>>17684
or this

>>15003
>>15239
>>15367
>>15770
>>17516
good taste anons

>> No.17793

>>15239
who? reverse search gave me nothing

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ur all wrong

>> No.18002

>>17990
> tanned

Shit taste

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>>13562
>>15185
>>15234
mama mia

>> No.18673

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y-btEg0fU8

>> No.18833

>>18015
>THINN

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>>13562

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>>18900

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>>18015
at least post the real version fg

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Where the test nigga

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>>19092

>> No.19141

>>18932
The only /lit/ option

>> No.19167

>>17516
this

>> No.19174

>>15002

>meme book
>meme drug
>meme piercings

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>> No.19429

>>15045
same desu

>> No.19480

Ideal woman is a mute model with a high sex drive and a willingness to let you slap her every once in a while without calling the cops

>> No.19637

>>16772
>>17538
>using your own gf as a personalized commercial to sell you their shit
top kek, that's some next level merchantry

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>> No.19658

lmao /lit/ has some fucking SHIT taste.
can't wait for the boards to be separate again tomorrow.

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>> No.19724

>>19022
Lel the carpet and tiles are curved

>> No.19748

>>19333
F U A R K

>> No.19750

>>19658
This is permanent, anon.

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>>19141
absolutely not

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Blue eyed blonds with long hair and medium-big body features.

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>his waifu doesn't originate from a kino
get outta here

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>>17648
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>> No.20041

>>19939
Blonde and blue eyed is correct. Should have 30H chest and great hips to be absolute perfect tier. Book preference should be ayn rand.

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>>20041
Like this?

>> No.20391

My fiancé. Not posting her for you faggots though

>> No.20492

>not posting /lit/'s waifu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXXQ1O0Tiuw

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>>19012
>#imyourmother

m-mommy?

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>>13562

>> No.21521

>>17684
Who is this?

>> No.21588

>>20041
Ayn Rand is shit. Your ideal girl is a fuckig pleb. If she's gonna be a capitalist, at least have her read something respectable like Mises or Hayek.

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>>15234
damn son

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>>13562

>> No.21836

>>19119
BREHS

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>>15185
really nigga? you can go to any gym anywhere in the world and see better than this

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>post your ideal woman ITT

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No one posted the best woman?!

>> No.21946

>>21930
>Anne (((Wojcicki)))

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>>15234
Ho lee fuk

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>> No.22038

>>20382
Yeah pretty great

>> No.22057

>>22020
nice try, mr. bergstein

>> No.22073

>>21826
> take girlfriend
> enter her unlock code
> THIS UNLOCK CODE HAS ALREADSY BEEN USED. IF YOU THINK THIS IS IN ERROR, PLEASE CALL THE SUPPORT HOTLINE
oh man, what a fucking whore!

>> No.22077

>>21588
> reading rand for capitalism
> not because it demonstrates a girl has navigated from religion to athiesm, socialism to libertarianism and then to objectivism.

>> No.22091

>>15284
It wouldn't really make that nose with the cloth yup her ass like that. It's be more like

*FfffFFFFFFt*

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>> No.22228

>>21973
lol

>> No.22252

>>22020
Gorgeous. 10/10 play again friend

>> No.22289

>>15003
sauce?

>> No.22337

>tfw no Jewish gf

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>> No.22598

>>22523
So cute, but too frail. Your sons will be girlish stick-figures who turn themselves into traps to cope with their weakness.

>> No.22990

>>22412
Who

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What qualities does your ideal woman have?

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>> No.23292

>>23131
Get out of here with that crap

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>> No.23436

>>23320
Amazing chest but watch your dick go from 100 to 0 in one second as she turns around

>> No.23457

>>23436
Don't ruin this for me.

>> No.23505

>>19724
>not wanting a reality warping butt gf

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>>13562
Clearly you faggots don't know 'ideal'

Plebs.

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>> No.23587

Physically attractive women are a dime a dozen. Takes something besides physical attraction to get me going.

It sucks and I wish I wanted to bone chicks for just being hot

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JAW line is from another dimension

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>>13562

>> No.23746

>>23604
I'm in love.

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>>13562
>Brynn

>> No.23791

>>23587
who hurt you anon

but really, look around a bit. you can find a dime with two sides.

>> No.23873
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i will leave humanity behind, and breed the uruk-hai

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weak women are worthless

>> No.23971

>>21661
Fat

>> No.23978
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>>23948
how does it feel, /lit/ knowing this woman could rape the shit out of you?

>> No.23991

>>15002
seconding this

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>> No.24073

>>23791
Nobody really. I've never really liked women for physical attributes. I only really start seeing woman as sexual things if there's some kinda other click. I can't really explain it.

Some kinda gait in their walk, or some kind of postural thing, style of cloths/hair/accessories, the way they talk or interact with people, the way they express emotion and thought to various stimuli.

Nice tits are nice, but there are so many chicks with nice tits that it doesnt even matter. Like I wouldn't date a fatass who had a personality of gold, I have standards, but I don't think the body is the most attractive aspect of a woman.

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It's gotta be Miss Olsen.

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The way I see it I don't need a brain if I can find a smart person.

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>> No.24285

>>22144
She looks familiar, but something's different.

>> No.24296
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>>13562
>your ideal woman

>> No.24311

>>23978
Hot

>> No.24363
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>> No.24381

>>24363
/mu/ go home. you only get to post here if you were on one of the boards before today

>> No.24431

>>24381
I'm from both.
Poppy is way more /fit/ than /mu/

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>> No.24571

>>15367
I want to taste In between her tits

>> No.24600

>>18015
she got a flatter ass than jon fuckin henson u pleb

>> No.24650

>>24521
Those are some golden age pornstar tits. Rarely see ones so perfect.

>> No.24652
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>> No.24709

>>15185
(does /lit/ have brapposting?)

>> No.24734

This thread summed up in one song.
https://youtu.be/-DkjBHkAgFs

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What books do I need to lift to get a girl like this?

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>>13562
>wanting a gymskank
>ever

>> No.24773

post tall thin blonde girls with nice runners asses for me plz

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>>19012
weak.

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>> No.24818 [DELETED] 

>>24652
>>15185


>>24709
They will soon.

"Hey Anon, I am feeling pretty gassy tonight. Come on over with your mouth and start licking my asshole."

"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... oooh baby, yeah. Just like that and..."

*grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllll*

"Oh my stomach, Anon open your mouth."

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

"mmmmmmmm" *eyes roll back in ecstasy* "You're such a great man, Anon. Doing this all for me..."

"Uh oh, here comes another barrage. OPEN UP, QUICK!!!"

*BRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOP*
*MMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEERRRRREEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP*
*BLOOP BLOOP*

"UGH, The finally Anon, just for my luh... love"

*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP*

Improve my short story /lit/

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>>19958
my dude.

>> No.24932

>>22143
PLEASE tell me you have a source for this.

>> No.24938

>>24770
Where is this gorgeous place?

>> No.24949
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>>23320
>>23436
>>23457
LOL

>> No.24995

>>24073
You're demisexual get over yourself asshole

>> No.25054

>>23978
Literally my dream since olympics

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>>13562
pic related

>>20382
inb4 man with fake tits

>> No.25097

>>24949
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.25116

>>24949
Omg what a disappointment. I condone ass shots for her

>> No.25127
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Eliza McCartney

>> No.25146

>>25116
in one of the videos the guy filming is talking with her and she does literally talk about how she has no ass

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>>19333
Her toes remind me of Mickey Rourkes fingers.

>> No.25200

>>24836
photoshopped
she looks like a plastic bag of cottage cheese

>> No.25223

>>24836
>>25200
FATT

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>>25200

>> No.25244

>>15367

To this day I absolutely cannot believe she is married to the 'Snozzberries' stoner guy from Super Troopers.

There is no God.

>> No.25267

>>25244
>She has said in interviews that she and her husband do not plan to have children.

>> No.25269
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>>19802
literally
>human being: red flags edition

>> No.25297

>>25224
My cum is cumming

>> No.25345
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>>22020

>60% chance of herpes.

All Negresses are disqualified for me.

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>>13562

>> No.25376
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9.99/10.

Shame she's Jewish.

>> No.25409

>>25376
she inject her nips with something what the fuck

>> No.25481
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After a certain treshold is achieved, its more about personality, situation & style

>> No.25493
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>>13562
Khia is perfect

>> No.25555
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SUPERSIZED! 400+
Ideally well over the 500lb mark.

>> No.25758
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the definitive list
MUH DICK
>>15003>>15239>>17516>>15367>>15770>>17684>>17751>>17990>>19092>>19119>>19333>>21867>>22020>>22523>>23320>>23576>>23648>>23948>>23978>>24162>>24363>>25061>>25269>>25481
MEDIOCRE
>>13562>>15360>>16772>>16850>>17648>>18015>>19709>>21141>>21151>>22470>>23131>>23378>>23785>>24058>>24145>>24189>>24248>>24770>>25127>>25493
FOUL
>>14982>>15002>>15144>>19802>>19958>>21661>>22143>>22412>>24296>>24652>>24764>>24799>>24949>>25224>>25358

>> No.25799
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>> No.25808
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>>25409

Nope. Sometimes inbreeding produces good mutations is all.

>> No.25867

>>23320
She was so pretty. Shame she quit after just a few videos.

>>24949
Or not.

>> No.25869
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>cute body, voice like a modem

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>> No.25921
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>>13562

>> No.25934

>>24932
dors feline. i think

>> No.25941
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>> No.25962

My ideal woman is someone that wants me...

Which doesn't exist.

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>> No.26013
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>> No.26015

>>25869
>dates niggers

>> No.26033
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>> No.26069

>>26033
Ah, the holocaust aesthetic I see

>> No.26095

>>25984
>10/10s don't exist

>> No.26122
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>>24764

>> No.26136

>>23320
>big tits
Disgusting. Small tits + big ass = best combo.

>> No.26148
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>>26069
>holocaust aesthetic
Best aesthetic tbqh senpai

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>>25962

>> No.26168

>>25758
>mediocre
Find a girl more beautiful than Khia Lopez you can't.

>> No.26211
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>> No.26222

>>23873
kek

You will indeed anon. Good luck.

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Press F to pay respects

>> No.26244

>>23538
supremely underrated

>> No.26334

>>25224
Eeeeuurrgh.

But also, would.

>> No.26363

>>25224
>tfw fat fetishist

The cellulite and dimples just makes it hotter for me.

>> No.26381

>>26287
she looks like a reverse teaspoon

>> No.26419

>>25179
Clubbed fingers like that are, oddly enough, often a sign of extreme cardiopulmonary disease

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THIS is how you THINN.

>> No.26440

>>26228
You win. I just intellectually blew my load.

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>>22337
I gotchu

>> No.26530

>>25116
>condone
I think you mean condemn dumbass

>> No.26541

>>22020
get out shlomo

>> No.26561
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Well, body wise anyway.

I physically can not blow my load whenever I see Julia.

>> No.26595

>>26561
You mean can not not blow my load dumbass
Youre embarassing fit dude get it together

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>> No.26708

>>26694
>bringing a gun to a knife fight

>> No.26746

>>26595
You're right, but someone was walking in the room so I wanted to post it as soon as possible.

>> No.26776
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the only problem is if we have sons they'll be manlets

>> No.26782
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>>22523
Keira is best girl

>> No.26799

>>25921
You're the only man with taste in this entire thread,

>> No.26818

>>25934
thanks dude

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>>13562

>> No.27063

>>19119
Lord hear my prayers and let a bunda like that fall on muh DICK

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>>15660
tfw she will never be at your side

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What do you think of this girl? Do you think she is pretty?

To me, it's like she has amazing features but the whole thing isn't conventionally attractive, but works for some other reason

>> No.27673
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>>27634
good taste anon

>> No.27708

>>27653
She's pretty but I'm not seeing what you're seeing.

>> No.27714
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>>27653
really hot, like unconventional but somehow her face seems more "likeable" than most hot grills
kind of reminds me of willa holland

>> No.27749

>>27340

don't go hollow anon

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>>24818
>they will soon
Believe me, it's been here

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red dress girl is GOAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEghc046JHA

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reminder that most women are trolls.

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>>13562
Even dressed as a man, Nika brings the diamonds.

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>>17684
so close to schrodinger's panties.

>> No.27913

>>27850
MODS MODS

>> No.27927

>>27913
fuck off little bitch

>> No.27938

>>27836
>>27836
youre a homosexual

>> No.27949

>>27913

/fitlit/ is an adult board

>> No.27959
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need a thicc middle east/white girl like this

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If we're just talking about physique...

>> No.28037

>>23746
>tfw she dresses up in a schoolgirl's school clothes and rapes the dad in Knock Knock

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>>27913
>tfw I reported all the lewds in this thread

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>> No.28222

>>27964
i don't save soft or otherwise prron webm's but this is definitely going in a promptly new folder

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>>27964
holyfug

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>> No.28294

>>15003
tfw no depressed womanlet gf to cure with your cock

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>>28171

>> No.28344

>>27964
she's got a body like one of my exes. great body, lame personality.

>> No.28388

>>28076
>caring about getting banned from a board that wont exist tomorrow

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Thinn

>> No.28503

>>17437
Amber Hayes

>> No.28536

>>24431
shes fake ass fuck gimmick-core for beta losers

>> No.28670

>>28431
holy shit absolutely abhorrent-tier taste right here, are you literally onision?

>> No.28747

>>22020
I generally dislike niggers (physically), but occasionally I feel like it would be fun to do some slaveplay with a beautiful negress. Feel like it might be hard to find someone willing though.

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>>28275
Lootz is my definitive 10.

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>>28747
i've done rape rp with a couple of different girls so I'm sure it makes me a hypocrite but for some reason i find that really gross, and i don't know why

>> No.29049

>>28903
Not rapeplay, just slaveplay. There is an important difference. It's hard to explain exactly what I mean. That coupled with the fact I know no black chicks is probably why the idea will never reach fruition.

>> No.29110

>>15045
If only it were a different colored fruit

>> No.29123

>>29049
yeah that's what i meant, for some reason my brain has no objection to rapeplay but does to slaveplay even though they're similar in principle or whatever and i just find that weird that my mind does shit like that

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>> No.29171

>>15367
MOMMY

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its all in the feet senpai

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>>24949
>yfw you realize that this genetic-god titcow has the worst ass conceivable because she's never had to work for anything more.

>> No.29512

>>28479
Who is?

>> No.29591

>>19816
That poor lady. What did she see in John Dunne?

>> No.29652

>>25799
Holy shit this needs to be the banner for this board>>25799

>> No.29833

>>24073
Holy shit I've never been able to relate to something on /fit this much, thanks anon.

>> No.29919

>>15534
where did you get this?? didn't know she modeled lingerie as well

>> No.30450

>>17538
how is it reversed lettering? it's literally just printed on the mirror, not on the wall behind her

>> No.30534

>>29512
Corrie Lejuwaan. Some fashion model.

>tfw image limit reached

>> No.30542

>>25409
Puffy nipples google it...its natural

>> No.32325

>>20671
>Amber Hayes
>tfw no found polaroids of your mom and a black negress engaging in carpet munching.

>> No.32347

>>26694
>tfw all your attempts to get akashi-san end up blowing up in your face

>> No.32358

>>15367
was heartbroken to find out that those are just implants :(