/lit/ - Literature

Why did god lie to Adam? Isn't lying wrong? You shouild read Nick Land instead.

Let's skip all the Jew stuff.

>>13555320
based and basedpilled

Everyone, submit to Jesus. Accept God's mercy in him.

if only god had never made eve

>>13555326
When did he lie?

No one actually reads it and just argues about translations

KJV is the best translation. Everything else was written by the devil.

Guys check out this online test that tells you which tribe you belong to. I’m Tribe Judah which means I’m really brave and smart and the most chosen by God haha

>>13555326
kys blaspheme

>>13555320
What is this about a potter who creates vessels to be destroyed? Isn't this a complete waste of his time? Is he actually crazy or maybe some kind of performance artist?

PERCHIK: Now children, I will tell you the story from the Bible of Laban and Jacob…Now, Laban had two daughters, Leah, and the beautiful Rachel. And Jacob loved the younger Rachel, and he asked Laban for her hand. Laban agreed, if Jacob would work for him for seven years.

SHPRINTZE: Was Laban a mean man?

PERCHIK: He was an employer. Now after Jacob worked seven years, do you know what happened? Laban fooled him, and gave him his ugly daughter Leah. So to marry Rachel, Jacob was forced to work another seven years. You see, children, the Bible clearly teaches us, you must never trust an employer.

>Discussion Topic: What did you learn from Judges II?

I learned that if one really wants to win a wager involving a riddle the answer should be something only the riddle-teller could know of, such as a personal anecdote, and especially one involving a very strange event. Also that you shouldn't tell the answer to dumb thots who will ALWAYS go behind your back.

I used to skip bible study to fug grills

>>13556885
BASED
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provide a single piece of evidence that earth is 6000 years old.

>>13556937
Actually the Bible calls out this bullshit.

4 Neither give heed to fables and endless genealogies, which minister questions, rather than godly edifying which is in faith: so do.

>>13556937
but thats nonsense

>>13555320
Maccabees are heretical. Malachi makes much more sense as the last book of the OT

>>13555424
You know who has hands, the Devil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVANxG9gI6g

>>13556281
Jesus probably didn't even exist :)

>>13556336
The biggest failing of Christianity is that it's a pinko religion

>>13556937
The faint young Sun paradox is one of the best objective evidences that the universe is much younger than it looks.

>>13557091
>he hasn’t read Josephus
>he hasn’t read Pliny
>he hasn’t read Tacitus

Bump

Don't mean to derail but boys, where do I start?

Goody, is the King James Bible so remarkably beautiful. Easily one of the top three greatest things ever written. It's one of the few readings that makes my eyes well up. I'm not even a believer but its poetic power and pathos seems to stand above the rest. No wonder people believe it. It's also amazing to me that the English government mobilized resources to commission this edition of the bible because they knew it would win people over.

>>13556885
cringe and bluepilled

Guys god spoke to me last night during my evening prayer and he said we all need to drink lots of water and stay hydrated.

good eastern christianity bible in english?

>>13555320
>23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!” 24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number.

>>13558804
Orthodox Study Bible

>>13558834
WOW WOULD YA LOOK AT THOSE GOZANGAS!!! bOINGOINGOINGOINGOING!!!
*eyes shoot out of head*
*visible cartoon heart thumps in chest*
BADUMP BADUMP BADUMP

>>13558834
>tfw desensitized to porn and immodesty
guess something good came from my past life of degeneracy

>age
>favorite bible passage

>>13555320
>The Christian Ouija board

>>13558843
>>13558855
Nice, isn’t she?

>>13558636
If you're looking to get into faith? The Gospel. If you want to read the greatest story of all time and have a great attention span? Genesis to Revelations, and piece everything together and how they relate as you go along. Don't skip details.

>>13558636
Genesis 1 if you're going to read both testaments
If you just want NT then start Mark, then Matthew/Luke, then John, then the rest of the NT in order

>>13558872
22
>Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.
>The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her, so that he shall have no need of spoil.
>She will do him good and not evil all the days of her life.
Proverbs 31:10-12, KJV

>>13558636
Read Mark, it's the shortest and most simple gospel. After that read Acts.

Should give you a good starting point and understanding of the life of Christ and the early Church

>>13558872
25
After this I saw in the night visions, and behold a fourth beast, dreadful and terrible, and strong exceedingly; and it had great iron teeth: it devoured and brake in pieces, and stamped the residue with the feet of it: and it was diverse from all the beasts that were before it; and it had ten horns.

Among the most based bits of languge Ive ever come across, less because I care about the beast, rather just the way its phrased is so satisfying.

>>13558636
you can't really go wrong

>>13556937
>he thinks everything in the Bible is literal

The only people claiming the Earth is 6000 years old are those who fail to understand God's message

>>13556937
>giving credence to protestant heretics

>>13557249
>But Tacitus,
like Pliny, gives us nothing to go on if we want to know what Jesus
really said and did.

>>13555337
lets jew all the stuff

>>13559235
The Christ myth theory is for pseuds mad at their parents for kicking them out for being gay. No one takes it seriously except for internet fedora tippers.

>>13558872
>25
>Revelation 21:4

>>13558872
25
Matthew 6:24-34
>And why take ye thought for raiment? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin:
>And yet I say unto you, That even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these.

God made adam and eve not adam and steve

>>13559274
>>13559235
He seems to have moved the goalpost from the “historical Jesus” to what “Jesus really said and did.”