/lit/ - Literature

>>13549491
Get OUT of my room I'm playing MINECRAFT

>>13549491
please don't bother me I'm trying to not get an erection over this thomas mann story

>>13549491

>>13549491

>>13549584

Shut the fuck up nigger

>>13549610
based and redpilled

>>13549584
What is the bin for?

>>13549610
The most confusing part of this is the fact that the walls are painted black.

>>13549622
When the hot pockets won't stay in your stomach and you're in the middle of a raid

>>13549491

>>13549610

>>13549610
And I also see some Berserk, MR. BLACK.

>>13549584
would be pretty comfy without the dirt

>>13549491

>>13549491
>scramble for a book so guests think i'm smart
Oh sorry, i was just focusing on my book. What did you say?

>>13549660
Is that Dennet

>>13549598
I've got the same chair

>>13549610
>Starting Strenght
>Sleeping in a rack
Based /fit/izen.

>>13549491
pic is me

>>13550747
You are very cute.

>>13549598
excellent taste

>>13549610
nobody going to mention the piss bottles

>>13549543
comfi

>>13549684
>dirt

>>13549491

>>13549627
Why is that confusing? It's obvious that the person dwelling in that room is edgy as fuck.

>>13549598
Patrician

>>13549610

>Berserk manga

What the FUCK are you doing?

rate my room, is it /lit/?

>>13550768
What's wrong with piss bottles, toiletcuck?

>>13550006
>What did you say?
I said you're cute.

>>13551085
based and toupilled.

>>13551041
patrician

>>13551142

>>13549610
Whose idea was it to put a giant swastika on the "Rise and fall of the Third Reich"?

>Dad, this is the bathroom. My bedroom is in the basement, remember?

This "bed"room is much better now, but I'm too embarrassed to take a picture of the main room where I work/sleep

>>13551089
1998 lit

>>13551130
Ram ranch really rocks

>>13551089
No, but the conifer outside the window saves it.

>>13551142
Pretty good taste but I don't get why anyone would put shit on their walls. Why would you make your place of relaxation visually busier?

>>13551142
Why do you only own the first overlord volume? Wasn't it enjoyable?

>>13551349
Not him but I like the busyness. I need something to look at. I wonder if there's something wrong with me.

>>13551489
Yes, you're immature. Grow up.

>>13551489
A lot of people do it so I doubt it's anything substantial. Still nobody knows you so that's a question nobody will be able to answer on yourself. Just ponder on why you do it (or any other habitual thing) from time to time and you can come to some pretty useful conclusions.

>>13551196
Idk they don’t even do that on most English editions of Mein Kampf. Shirer is outdated anyway unless you’re specifically looking for journalism

>>13549598
fucking shit pseud meme, probably the ultimate virgin bait
imagine the pain of that shitty chair splintering your back, only worsened by the posture required to lean over to see the tv. hunchback in 2 months
the ceiling bringing back fond memories of your cubicle but good thing you have a sound system there to so the buzzing of the fluorescent lights doesnt drive you completely insane
the chopped wood to hide the smell of the moist mildewy basement, a pain in the fucking ass to be around in general
the shittiest installment of the souls series "because im a patrician"
clint eastwood poster to remind yourself what a real man looks like, maybe to help give yourself goals to aspire to so one day you can be like him instead of a manchild

This is all I have besides a bed and a projector. Books go in the living room for humble bragging

>>13551674
is that an ammunition press?

>>13551702
Presses. Bedroom was only place it would fit without building something. I was going to but wife likes the table space

>>13551674
>Reloading station
Why haven't you been ostracized by all your close relatives due to looking like a potential shooter anon?

>>13549989
the bed is for sleeping and fucking. it is not a desk, it is not a table, it is not a workspace.

the day of the rope cant come soon enough.

>>13551089
>guitars
youre a faggot.

>>13551723
cool.
>>13551766
don't be rude. he has a wife so he's probably not as ostracized as you.

>>13551334
>cant even create a seamless mask for a shit meme

kys

>>13551089
looks pretty comfy

>>13551233
theres no way you read even half of those stacks if you're under 30.

>>13551866
@.@

>>13551866
looks like garrys mod

>>13551866
>>13551955
lol

>>13549989
Homeless atm but relate

>>13551980
How do you have internet

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d0b4ccf22d1e

>>13552028
gross

>>13552028
Would be most unfortunate to be have guest walk in, seeing you slamming a fat ugly milf, Hilarious though.

>>13551766
They're all right wing/vets

>>13552296
this is going in my /lit/ cringe folder

>>13552296
Absolutely based stack, my friend

>>13551620
>the shittiest installment of the souls
imagine thinking this

rate my shelf lit :)

>>13551674
>green
>not red

>>13552335
I was going to say very based until I saw the book in top right doesn’t say ”NIGGER”

>>13551172
Post the original gas mask pic pls

>>13552296
Throw tha fucking eastern "literature" in the garbage with thier pajeet peers and you have a B&R stack.

>>13552367

>>13549610
based floor sleeper

>>13549610
damn dude clean your penis

>>13552023
im not the guy ur responding to but public libraries

>>13552023
I’m using a phone, and I’m not a vagrant, I’m just without a home. I travel for work and they put me up in hotels and I sleep in my car the rest of the time, spend more nights in hotels than the car.

>>13552754
Holy shit is that your bed up there? How is it supported? Damn your room is comfy asf

>>13551233
how can you get the book at the bottom of the stacks?

>>13552778
Yeah it's pretty nice to have a lofted bed, I just wish I had a closed cieling and not just open insulation and some carpet

>>13551130
his house and the location of it is so comfy

>>13552754
be my bf

>>13551776
>bass guitars
he is not a faggot

>>13549996
Why are you showing me a new file

>>13549996
>"man cave"

>>13552028
the farting killed me

>>13549660
Based and nilbogpilled

Are piss jugs frowned upon?

>>13553263
Anon you don't... Do you?

>>13549610
Nice Berserk and piss bottle collection

>>13552754
>painting by tarsila
weww

>>13552296
why you need 3 copy of Archipelag Gulag

>>13549610
why is there another pissbottle next to the chips on the table? at least seperate your piss from your food, you damn nigger

>>13549536
You know, this guy could look like a 10/10 chad if he wasn't so fucking fat.

>>13551848
let's see you do better you spastic scum

>>13552296
>all those books
>suddenly
>The Painted Bird

What

>>13553480
god dammit this mans right

>>13549610
>berserk collection next to work out station
Yeah I'm thinking this is peak masculinity, absolutely based

>>13551089
Very cute desu

>>13553330
It often comes in 3 volumes when it is unabridged

My wife picked the bedding, the monkey and empty teacups are also hers.

>>13552296
Terrible translation of Anna Karenina. Do you even realize how many errors Garnett has in her version?

>>13550768
>2019
>still using toilets
bluepilled

>>13549536

>>13553715
>being married to a monkey

>>13551089
Did you really take this shitty picture of your room on film you hipster faggot

>>13552754
How do you have sex on that thing?
Also aren't you worried it's going to break and kill you?
Looks very comfy but I need a bed to fuck.

>>13553121
NOT to be weird but I found his house on Google Maps from a freeze-frame of the video where he gets a parcel delivered and I can attest to it being a very comfy location.

>>13552754
>bed off the floor
based 10 year old

somebody post the racecar bed room

What is the implied scenario behind these posts? Who is the mother showing around the house?

>>13551130
Based Q

>>13553805
sorry but i don´t own a smartphone or a digital camera like a true litician

>>13551142
get the rest of punpun

>>13552306
Dialate
>>13552643
A Pajeet gave me the BV. I did enjoy Tao Te Ching.
>>13553330
Its a trilogy! Why does no one know this?!
>>13553592
Bday gift. I haven't read it desu.
>>13553734
I'm not Russian so no.

>>13549491
>Just getting ready for a nice nap, mom

>>13553148
only if you're a grill
>>13553317
I swear I'm not a macaco
>>13553860
I don't, I'm a virgin
>>13553912
Lofted beds are mature

>>13551674
Based munitions man

>>13552296
the purest pseud cringe I've ever seen. imagine basing your whole philosophy on your misunderstanding of memerson lectures from youtube.

>>13554467
Naps r spooks my son

>>13552819
>living under open insulation
DANGER. Have you never heard of Asbestos? FFFFUCK :3

>>13552335
holy shit so much wasted money
one could buy a midi controller with nice software, a homegym, normal fucking books or whatever more productive than reading
sóy capeshit of literature and those soulless winyl fucks, even anime figures would be less appaling

>>13552296
you haven't read any of those you nigger
should've bought the abridged versions

>>13551142
Truly, he was, a disgusting otaku loser.

>>13551089
/lit/+/p/+/mu/
very based

>>13554395
I often see Atlas Shrugged around but people more often say it's awful, at least terribly written. What's your take? Assuming you've read it.

>>13551142
absolutely based, good job anon

>>13549622
if I recall correctly it was his cum bin

>>13554493
>I swear I'm not a macaco
well i am one and i can tell another. tarsila is a shit painter and that automatically makes u a macaco too

>>13554817
*gags*
imagine the smell, I can't get my head around how someone would willingly sit in that room all day. that's some serious mental illness

>>13551208
>lion.webm
The man
He snuck under the tiger
Yes
YES
He's past the tiger

>>13551208
Why did he freak out at the end?

>>13553715
That’s cute. May you live together happily ever after

>>13551208
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>>13554838
imagine putting your head in the bin and going SNIIIIF

>>13549584

That bin has fucking AIDS.

>>13549610

Ah yes, the true domicile of the Ubermensch

>>13549996

I would certainly bury my nose in your asshole

>>13552335
you can tell the owner of this collection has no soul/personal identity and is substituting it with pure consumerism

>the woman sighed, steeling herself for the inevitable, and opened the door
>the powerful smell of piss, decaying human excrement and stale cum wafted out of the darkened room
>a monstrously ugly and obese figure could be seen squatting in the gloom over a five thousand dollar computer, his immense bulk pushing a complaining office chair to its absolute limit
>he's visibly distressed, gasping in anger with tears running down his pale greasy acne scarred face, and soaking into his pathetic patchy neckbeard
>his putrid and reeking fedora lies discarded, thrown across the room in a fit of impotent rage, revealing his prematurely balding head
>one of his legions of piss bottles has been knocked over in the process and is soaking into the already swampy carpet, congealing with a decade of filth and debris
'P-please clean the pee bottl-'
'I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN MOM!'
>he bellows in a whiny and nasally voice turning away from his failing antinatalism thread on /lit/, the tenth one this week
>the sudden jolt of movement forced more diarrhoea into his already overloaded adult diaper
'I'M CHOOSING TO NEVER HAVE KIDS SO THEY DON'T SUFFER LIKE ME!'
>with this he brought his chubby scabby hands, blackened by months of filth, save for a light dusting of Cheeto dust, onto his food clogged keyboard, sweat stained man tits heaving in the process
'LEEEEAVE!'
>he screeched, the dejected mother left her repulsive, monstrous offspring to his fate

>>13553715
Cute!

Also absolutely based Wolf Hall/Bring up the Bodies reader

>>13555069
The Mirror & the Light is coming out THIS year! Wahoo!

>>13554467
That's actually a really neat pillow. I'd actually buy that.

>>13554947

>>13549491

>>13555310
Clean your goddam room, seriously, what are you, a 10 year old child? Why are you leaving dirty clothes in a pile on the ground? And those dirty dishes? Why let yourself live in filth, man!

>>13555310
It would have looked quite nice without the clothes and dishes strewn about on the floor a table. Just get a basket

>>13551620
Clint Eastwood is a stupid piece of shit, and you can all join him in hell in the future.

>>13551233
Tfw you're a hoarder so you start hoarding books and everyone thinks you're smart instead of mentally ill.

>>13555396
Spotted the SJW snowflake

>>13551349
Have you never taken a quick break from work just to relax and admire the paintings on your walls?

>>13555387
I'm leaving in a couple days, not spending what little money I have on a basket. I do agree I should be more organized, but the clothes should just be folded or left in the suitcase.

>>13555396
>you will never be a cowboy in hell fighting niggers with Clint

>>13555381
What if in drying to schet your houshe in order, you dee-shcover dat your house ees in deesorder preschishely because de way de soshiety eesh messhed up?

>>13555310
Are you scandi? Also bare mattress - you are better than this.

>>13552296
Where did you get that edition of Maps of Meaning?

>>13552335
Why do a lot of them look unread? How can you keep your GoT editions looking so new?

>>13555508
No, I am American. Parents were Eastern European Jews. And I know, but I am too lazy and noncommittal to do more for a place where I will only be staying a few weeks before I move on again.

>>13555594
I know that feel.

Kind of. I have moved to a new location repeatedly for the last three years, because of various situations.

I am moving from my current residence in two days, so I guess we are leasebros.

I am leasing out a basement in a niceish home for a few months until I get a job my boss is trying to place me in. It’s how it goes I guess.

I had a recent run of having two jobs, one where I worked all day on Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday, and another where I worked Friday and Saturday nights all night shift.

The latter job I have -quasi- left and now work only occasional afternoons for them (I’ve got two kush afternoon shifts at the end of August coming up). Other than that I now have a salary with the first job and am waiting for my placement into a role.

They were trying to find a job for me but the guy whose job I’m replacing did such a bad job the previous company didn’t re-sign the contracts.

The Trump tariffs don’t help my industry either :3

>>13555241
I really find it humorous how they didn’t think that one through. :3

I mean, his arm has GOT to fall off, correct?

>>13553880
how about you tell us where

>>13551085
based

>>13553688
is it really worth reading? i feel like all I'll learn from it is "soviet union/communism/socialism is bad."
1. I already know this
2. if antifa hasn't hipped you to this already: progressives/communists/marx/socialists think leveling charges of violence and genocide is a petty boomer criticism, or they embrace it to be edgy. they are fully aware that bring about the socialist revolution means "by any means necessary." if they wrote "we're stopping oppression" instead of arbeit macht frei, socialists could commit the holocaust with a good conscience. whining about the gulag only seems to make them happier.

>>13554892

He didn't think it was a real tiger. He thought it was just some guy in a suit and went under him, then when he looked up at the end he understood it was real and what he'd just done.

>>13552296
Based right wing /lit/ friend

>>13555746
So why freak out then? The tiger is just drinking some water.

>>13551233
Isn't this the pic of that anon's collection, that was entirely books stolen from libraries?

>>13555786
You’re right it is. I remember the guy who originally posted it.

He didn’t say it was stolen though he said that he was returning those books to the library. So very likely most of those books are in a library somewhere

I personally like to own books and am not bereft of money in any capacity so I very frequently just read my own books and buy them. Haven’t used a library since college :3

>>13555814
fuck, can't remember the last time I actually went to a library. I'm not exactly affluent but still manage to read purely books I own myself.

>>13551674
Based

>>13553715
>My wife picked the bedding, the monkey and empty teacups are also hers.
>My wife picked
>My wife
>My Wife

>>13551142
>/k/ anon is a disgusting otaku
To be expected

Holy shit, i never expected so many functional and mature people on /lit/, i am just a messed up college student

ITT pseud general

>>13552296
based but also cringe

>>13549989
LITERALLY ME

>>13551142
why have a rifle next to your desk? do you fiddle with it after fiddlin your dick?

>>13551089
Nice CRT-chan

>>13549491

>>13556199
Kohai is best girl

>>13549622
Rubbish

>>13549584
It would actually be okay w8thout the fucking bin toilet

>>13549610
Part 1

>>13551130
>>13553880
post youtube account

>>13556762
Part 2

>>13556765
The Book Club

>>13553715
>Letting your wife make all the aesthetic decisions in the house
Does your wife also keep your testicles in her purse?

>>13556762
>>13556769
Part 3

>>13556762
Part 4

>>13549610
>piss bottles
>mein kampf
>berserk

Serious question
Is it even possible to post a stack/room without getting any of the following (You)s:
>cringe
>pseud
>pleb
>virgin
>soi
>/lit/ tryhard

>>13557168
You forgot
>Yikes

>>13557168
Yes
Just post actual good books and stop reading shit

>>13553715
Based and cunny pilled

>>13557211

Why do /lit/ people think they know which books are good? Do you know before reading them? Or do you just magically know which books out of all of them are good?

>>13557240
You read them and then keep the good ones.

>>13557263

Imaging actually throwing out books just because you want people on /lit/ to post
>based
in response to your shelf photos

>>13551620
Women should never have been allowed on the internet

>>13557370
>throwing out books
Never said that.
>you want people...
Never said that either.
The person I was responding to asked how to tell if a book was good and the only way to tell that is to read it you plen.

>>13557485
Yikes

>>13557168
seethe

>>13557168
rent free

>>13557517
rent free

>>13557522
cope

>>13557530
have sex

>>13557536
dilate

>>13557542
cringe

>>13557555
Have children

>>13557580
Dilate you fuckin cringy retarded faggot. Seethe harder homo, I bet this entire shpiel is just some cope for your virginhood at 28. How does it feel having wasted your entire life because you're too much of a retard to actually deal with people, you fuckin filthy shmuck? God ur such a cunt my brain turns to jello when I try to imagine the extent of your retardedness and inceldom.

>>13557647
yikes

>>13550988
comfin*

>>13557647
Lmao at you vapid easily influenced wet noodles having to use our language. Did we ever have to get down to your level?

>>13555740
I don't think I fully grasped the levels of what can only be described as ultra-violence committed against political prisoners in the USSR before reading GA. The book didn't necessary change my mind on my own politics, but it certainly made clear the stakes of revolution, and the banality of suffering that inevitably follows it.

>>13552125
this happened to me once

>>13555786
No, they weren't stolen, just checked out. About a third are returned.

>>13551041
carefully curated

>>13551233
How come he could borrow all these books

>>13557240
>Why do /lit/ people think they know which books are good? Do you know before reading them? Or do you just magically know which books out of all of them are good?
By judging the book by its cover

>>13556762
looks comfy but i cant tell if youre purposefully rearranging things for a picture or youre just ruining the aesthetic yourself with random placing of clutter

>>13549610
based floor sleeper