/lit/ - Literature

>>13539320
>tee-hee!
what's that? ESLfag here

Is that a motherfucking...

>>13539320
this only happens in American high school comedies

>>13539320
Reading comfy fiction is studying?

>>13539320
I laugh with them lol
That’s pretty funny
Also feel slightly tingly knowing Stacy knows who I am despite never having spoke to her
Does Chad know, is that why he’s bitter?
lol
>phone rings
>it’s my gf

>>13539410
>That’s pretty funny
t. shit tier sense of humour

>>13539418
They’re are trying to make contact, I laugh as a means of showing cordiality, I laugh the laugh of hospitality, I laugh with a smile not from my gut, I’m happy to be seen, hello friends, why yes Stacy I do recognize you too, have a great night guys :)

>>13539479
Doesn't matter, you still thought >That’s pretty funny

>>13539517
It is funny, he knew who Dumas was and was making an obvious joke going as far as to make an ass of himself you’re have to be really insecure not to realize that

>>13539320
I don't know. The stacy on my class kinda checks me out. I caught her staring at me twice and now she sits near me for no reason, and also asks about assignments and stuff for no reason (we have no friends in common and normally sit on opposite sides of the class). She has a gigachad boyfriend. The guy could literally kill me with a punch. But i think he's getting emotionally cucked, so in that situation, i'd probably say "hi, stacy" and she'd blush and say "h-hi".

>>13539320
that seems pretty good natured. i wouldn't have it though

You: Seen anybody about it yet?
Chad: wtf do you mean?
You: Who's your psychiatrist?
C: Look here, you're talking as if you want a punch in the mouth
You, who when moved, are bad at ordering your thoughts: If I did; you don't think you're the one to give me one, do you?
C, confused at this enigma: What?
You, heart racing you switch to simplicity: Do you know what you look like in those trousers?
Chad half rises but Stacey stops him
You: I think I'll just...

very good looking people I've known are usually fairly respective, and often study pretty well too. Maybe it's just a difference between America and Europe.

Caesar Zeppeli

>>13539329
Girl laugh. Like haha (or jaja or kekekeke)

>>13539320
I don't interact with people outside so I'll just walk away.

I would never be in this situation because im not a fucking nerd bootlicker who deserves to be bullied

>>13540722
i am

>>13539555
Internet warrior. I can smell the virgin rage through your greentext. tragic

>>13539541
he didn't know who Dumas was, be knew the reference by osmosis not by direct exposure

>>13539320
>and you're unsure whether it's good natured or not
an all too familiar feel...

i put my pants down and start masturbating in front of them
if they try to leave i give chase and scream at them to watch me finish

>>13539320
Is this how life in America is? It seems dreadful.

>>13540758
>try to leave
CHAD would kick your balls up your stomach if you pull your dick in front of his gf. You'll literally be castrated, retard.

>>13540771
i'd bite his throat out if he tried it

>>13539320
If he knows who wrote Musketeers and Iron Mask, he's obviously /lit/ and faking the Chad act in order to keep the Stacey sucking his dick. Learn from his wisdom.

>>13539320
I had a similar experience, was reading on the way home on a friday night and a guy in the first story of a building perhaps two blocks away from my houselooked over me and told me: "You're reading? Have a good read and a good night sir".

Then a girl poked her head out of the same window and told me "Good night" with a smile in a jokey tone.
Still dunno if they were making fun of me but the girl was pretty and it was a bit like student making fun of their old teacher, so I humored them by saying "good night" in a slightly profesoral voice. Let's be honest the girl was about 25% into me, so I count it as a win.

>>13540791
>was reading on the way home on a friday night and a guy in the first story of a building perhaps two blocks away from my houselooked over me and told me: "You're reading? Have a good read and a good night sir".

>>13540791
>"You're reading? Have a good read and a good night sir"
legend

>>13539320
>implying some faggot from /fit/ is a chad
they're the only board that manages to be more homosexual than /lgbt/

>>13540805
>>13540841
I don't get it

>>13539418
Lighten up dipshit.

>>13541119
Neither did I and I lived it. Life is a meme sometimes anon.

>>13540729
It’s from a Kingsley Amis book

>>13540738
>beta detected

>>13539320
>French tips
Why do girls do this?

>>13539320
I laugh because I know I'm a nerd. Then Stacey catches me looking at her feet, so I look away and leave.

>>13540738
>seeing anon carrying The Three Musketeers, Chad knew that the author had also written The Man In The Iron Mask
>but he didn't know who Dumas was
wut

>You walk out of the library during a Saturday evening. You walk past these two while carrying a Three Musketeers bar
>Chad: *speaking at a volume that clearly shows he doesn't give a fuck whether you hear or not* Jesus, who the hell eats such empty calories?
>Stacey: Like, oh my Gawd! That's [your name but slightly different] from my nutrition class! He actually eats high fructose corn syrup, tee-hee!
Chad: *shouting* YO BRO! I'M THE MAN IN THE IRON MASK!!
>*Chad and Stacey collapse in a fit of laughter and you're unsure whether it's good natured or not and whether you should laugh along with them to show you're a cool guy*

>>13539550
the cope. your stacy is using you for answers

>>13539320
>talk to my english peers about how i never read any of the stories

holy fuck am I chad guys

>step to the jackass who just spoke out of turn
>It's supposed to be Dumas, not dumbass. When they said all for one and one for all, they weren't talking about braincells, you ignorant fucking faggot.
>Chad fronts the fuck up.
>You didn't just call me a-
>crush his windpipe with a suddenly blow from the side of my palm
>walk away as he collapses on the ground choking to death as the bitch screams
>melt away into the world, already planning my next assumed identity, grasping my stolen novel
>nod silently to myself that liberty, equality, and fraternity are values sorely lacking in contemporary American society

>>13542300
Never even gave her a single answer because i don't even pay attention to class, i'm just waiting for this semester to be over so i can drop out.

>>13539320
I'm too good for lesser chads and lesser stacy's.
>Smile in a low key manner the way you'r not interested
>raise my hand and give a slight wave
>keep walking

It's not rocket science you socially inept autists.

>>13539320
>>13542599
Oh and if I have a lesser joke I make it just to smooth it out. Like as example

>well at least the mask would cover your face
>heh just playing with ya man
>see ya round

>>13542320
>babby's first chadsperience

>>13539320
>laugh a bit
>put my left foot forward in a fencing stance
>shout "en garde!" while thrusting my hand forward
>Chad and Stacy's faces twist into looks of awkward contempt
>In my motion, I drop the book on the ground
>It gets a dent
>I fumble to pick it up
>Chad says "get the fuck out of here, loser"
>I leave silently
>I have to turn around and get back to get the library receipt which fell out of the book
>Stacy is on her phone and ignores me
>Chad says "fucking loser..."

>>13542653
Since literally when does this shit ever happen?

>>13542672
>look mum I replied

>>13542681
but you'r me?

>>13542685
I know.

>>13542689
oh fugg!!

>>13540729
I'd beat your DYEL ass, stranger.

>implying I read book in school
I just started, I'm 22 year old NEET

>>13542343
Damn. Are you OK, anon?

>>13539320
>Walking while reading
wtf?

stacey's feet look quite dirty

Only these two? Shut the fuck up I guess

>>13539320
>Stacy and Brad make fun of me and laugh
>Make fun of them back and laugh
Welcome to the circle of sadistic humour and the only way you'll ever survive in this world.

>>13542607
Based

>>13539320
I dont, I havent been to a library in 10 years. Do they even exist anymore? I pirate all my books, and the ones I cant find epubs, mobis or pdfs for I buy on amazon

Make them lucky pierre me.

>>13543185
This. Best feet are in the middle of the socioeconomic pyramid

I'd have a little fun and antagonize.
> them: omigawd who studies on Saturday!
> me: omigawd who's a brainless waste of space valued solely based on their looks and social class they did nothing to achieve!

Something like that but ideally a bit more snappy

>>13543995
Damn you rekt em

>>13543995
holy shit HOW could they ever recover

>>13539555
What the absolute fuck are you talking aboit

>>13539320
>Give them a nonattentive nod
>keep on walking nonchalantly
>Such is life
>Go home and read

>>13539320
Didn't I see this image yesterday on /fit/?
Anyway, cute feet.

>>13539320
Were these hypothetical chad and stacy real, they wouldn't paid so much attention to the virgin. Most probably they'd just seen him and not think anything of him, or have a single thought but don't say it, or, at most, whisper a quick mockery.

>>13539555
Learn to write, what the fuck did I just read

sniff her toes, steal his shoe and run while sniffing it on the way like a true alpha chad

>>13542599
Gather round, everyone. This is the virgin LARP.

>>13543995
>couldn't think of a witty, non-cringe response on the Internet, to an imaginary chad making fun of him
What makes you think you could remotely do it in the moment on real life?

>>13539320
I would ask Chad if that pose is a JoJo reference and what his favorite season is. Then we would dump that stupid bitch, get some snacks and beer and go marathon JoJo at my place, no homo though.

>>13544344
it amazes me that this is the only actual plausible outcome in this discussion

>>13544007
>>13544155
I know right?

>>13544323
I have a confrontational personality owing to growing up in a rough working class neighborhood.

>>13539320
>those twig legs
>that likely babyface
That's a brad, not a chad

>>13544617
Chads have babyfaces.

>>13539320
Honestly who does study on a weekend? Unless you have a project go have fun nerd

>>13544664
I was gonna say that reading novels isn't studying, it's free time fun
But then I came to realize that the lad in the OP would be some kind of literature major, which is pathetic and deserves to be made fun of

>>13544664
Someone who is on a mission. I'm not in college but the weekend is the only time I have to work on my books and assorted writing projects and to keep relevant in my fields.

Studying on weekends is what people with actual intellectual credibility do, the ones who sincerely want to make a dent in their field or use their academic credentials to make a name from themselves.
If anything weekends are the best time to study because they are free of distractions.

>>13544664
scholars

>>13539555
nice trips and amazing prose - like a diamond in the rough...
don't let these autists tell you otherwise i had a genuine chuckle

>>13539586
Same, people in my class dont even know i exist, so if this happened to me, i would prob let an akward laugh and keep walking, or not even this

>>13539320
Shame you cant see his bulge through those pants,.

>>13544659

>>13545330
That is the ancestral missing link of modern chads. Homo Chadicus