/lit/ - Literature

>>13487863
>before getting out of bed
uh, no? 90% of the time these days I only read when taking a shit

>>13487863
No, but I watched a few Zizek videos while I ate the egg sandwich my mommy made me.

>>13487863
why would i do that, reading is for going to sleep not waking up

i dont get out of bed most days

Reading is for afternoon times, silly willy!

>>13487863
I prefer reading before sleeping. While still going to school i read while i drunk my morning coffee but nowdays i just wanna get up and start texting friends

Reading is a pre bedtime treat fren, unless you’re off school, then it’s an all day treat

>>13487863
I went through all 10 pages of the catalog on the shitter.

>>13487945
>Tfw me too

just got off a 16hr bus ride, read some shit "pocket guide" to computational thinking and then about 100 pages of lovecraft when not sleeping.

Yep about 15 in the am, about 15 on the shitter 20 on the bus, and perhaps 20 or more before bed. Gotta fit im the reading where ya can with the wagekek life

>>13487929
Why can't you make an egg sandwich yourself?

>>13488770
Mommy makes it better becuz she loves me more than I love myself :(

>>13487863
how am i supposed to read in the dark

>>13488740
Lovecraft, bestcraft.

What story?

>>13487863
before getting out of bed i fap

>>13487863
how can I get up and turn off my alarm if I'm in bed reading, and how can I read in bed if I don't get up to turn off my alarm?

>>13488837
this. mommy's secret recipe is love.

>>13489172
Since I started fapping at 18, I've only masturbated standing up with maybe one or two times sitting down

>>13489204
I believe Zeno named this The Paradox of The Sluggard

>>13489161
the horror at red hook, he, in the vault, cool air, call of cthulhu, pickmans model, the strange high house in the mist, the silver key