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13487840 No.13487840 [Reply] [Original]

>*takes your book*
>*shoves you into locker*
>"Take that, BOOKWORM."

>> No.13487852

But did you READ it after taking it?

>> No.13487872

>*takes your book*
>*flips through it*
>”while I can appreciate the accomplishments of empiricism, I can’t help but think that most of its proponents fail to realize that it is, like all others, a branch of philosophy, and is certainly not one without its own flaws. How can we be so sure of human perception, especially after we’ve seen proof of the fragility of the mind?”
>*shoves you into locker*
>”BOOKWORM”

>> No.13488481
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>>13487840
>*grabs your book*
>have you considered having sex, kid?
>kill yourself...or not *wink*
>*dies in a car crash*

>> No.13488484

>>13488481
>*sips coffee*
>dies

>> No.13488505
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>>13487840
>grabs your Christmas presents

>> No.13488651
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>>13487840
>"Fuck you, Tony. I'm done with all your bullshit."
>*Take my copy of Gravity's Rainbow and smash his skull*
>*All the cheerleaders fall for me and we have an orgy following a deep discussion over Kant*

>> No.13488681

>>13488651
Don't you mean Chuck's Sneedbow?

>> No.13489269

hahaha fucking nerds, man
>>13488651
keep dreaming, virgin

>> No.13489510

>>13488651
Based

>> No.13489547
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>>13487852
dont underestimate chad

>> No.13489558
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13489558

>*smacks football out of hand*
>*shoves you into locker*
>"take that SPORTSWORM"

>> No.13489570

>>13487840
Chad is gonna rape Nerd

>> No.13489883

>>13487840
Why is he putting me in the locker when I also played football in highschool

>> No.13490497

>>13487840
I'd just stab him repeatedly in the abdomen. Nobody touches my books.

>> No.13490505
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>>13487840
>bully stole my copy of culture of critique
>bully got expelled for reading it in class
winner winner chicken dinner!

>> No.13490926

>>13488481
Heh... so this... is the power... of goalkeepers.

>> No.13491251

>>13487840
>Butyric acid
>Valeric acid
>Distilled water
>Alcohol
>His locker full of his gear while he's at class / practice

>> No.13491287

>>13487840
>*waits 6 years*
>"so how are those knees and spinal vertebrae doing, chad?"

>> No.13491300

>>13487840
Y-you too

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>>13490505
>bully took my copy of Mein Kampf
>became a full blown nazi because of it