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*Ting ting ting!*

AHEM, H-HI, PLEASE CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE,

I HAVE AN IMPORTANT LITERARY ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

>> No.13464204

>>13464202
Go fuck your self

>> No.13464205
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13464205

*ahem*

FUCK AUSTRIA

>> No.13464207

>>13464204
ssshhhh! Let the frog speak.

>> No.13464212

GRIND THE SETTLEMENTS INTO DUST
LINE THE ARAB ROADS WITH THE SKULLS OF JEWS
ALLAHU AKBAR

>> No.13464213
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>>13464205
FUCK THE CHURCH
AND FUCK MY PARENTS
*drops Novalis anthology*

>> No.13464215
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>>13464205
I plan to do this while job hunting there.
>Why do you want to move to Austria?
>Well, I've read Bernhard..
>*makes the interviewer uncomfortable*
>It's not really a want.

I will never get a job there.

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13464223

Hello everyone, the announcement will be made shortly! I can still see people coming in at the back so please just a little bit more patience.

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AHEM, Hi Ladies and gentlemen, Im back again.
Thank you so much for waiting. Im quite excited to be doing this announcement, and my heart quivers to be able to bring you the good news.
Many of you might wonder, what is this frog about to say?
>smiles
Well...

>> No.13464257

>>13464215
why are you job hunting there

>> No.13464263

DONT YOU DO IT

>> No.13464347
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13464347

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JEWS
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK BUTTERFLY
FUCK GAYMAN
FUCK FEMALE AUTHORS
AND FUCK JANNIES

>> No.13464373

>>13464257
I want to spend this part of my life being someplace else, not because I've exhausted the potential of where I'm at right now (I believe in Emerson's "Traveling is a fool's paradise"), but because it's an option. I was in Austria once and people there were nice to me, so there's that in contrast to Bernhard.

>> No.13464386

>>13464347
Undisputably and irrevocably based

>> No.13464394

>>13464347
ESPECIALLY FUCK JANNIES

>> No.13464407

>>13464347
Well now, this is based

>> No.13464636

>>13464347
BASED BASED BASED

>> No.13464880

>>13464347
Based

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>>13464347

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>>13464347
apply this on your BASED sir