/lit/ - Literature

>>13448462
>me at family gatherings vebatim

>me at my family

>>13448462
Asian family gatherings are chill, because nobody is try harding and bringing an agenda to the door.
I imagine white family gatherings are awkward as fuck.

>>13448471
>a nigger reads
I bet you’re the pride of the family

>>13448479

half asian here

>family get together with asian side
>mostly watch tv and play mahjong
>little chitchat but everyone cool anyway
>good food and drinks
>overall have a good time

>family get together with white side
>tv on in the background but no one watching
>everyone yelling at each other about politics
>bland microwave food and nothing but cheap beer
>overall depressed and want to go home

>>13448527
What do you study in college?

>>13448537

Comparative literature

>>13448527
am or wm?
I'm amwf. I do take back what I said about white family gatherings, because I have been to some on my mother's side who live in Canada. That being said, they are French-Canadians and are hilarious and good-natured.
But I still imagine American white family gatherings are cringey.

>>13448479
You’re fucking stupid

>>13448621
why do people waste time posting messages like this? It is pretty much equivalent to waving a flag against that which you disagree with that you surrender by saying you have nothing to say back.

>>13448568
Comparitive cultures too? Your analysis of whites and asians is incredibly intelligent. Surely being half white and half asian gives you unique insight to both cultural worlds.

>>13448527
>play mahjong
based

>>13448480
Have friends

>>13448644
Not him, but posts like that are retarded because they offer no points to argue against. If you offer a counter argument to an innate assertion, then the retard can cherrypick and you start off on unsteady ground, since the only person willing to argue is the one who refuted a baseless assertion. You’re also retarded for not seeing this.

>>13448647
>Surely being half white and half asian gives you unique insight to both cultural worlds.

I'm going to do a comedy act where I talk about the differences between white people and asian people, and then make a sitcom about living in a family where one side is asian and the other side is white.

>>13448667
Make sure you include the overused cliches so your Jewish overlords are satiated knowing that you won’t be developing anything of cultural value.

>>13448667
Sooooo Fresh Off The Boat on ABC?

>>13448677

I plan to talk about how Asian men have small penises. Apparently people still think that's a fresh and funny observation.

>All those pages and he still doesnt know what verbatim means

>>13448480
haahahahahaaha wow

>>13448479
Yeah, ok, Mr. Anthropologist

>>13448659
or he can show him an example to the contrary?
>then the retard can cherrypick and you start off on unsteady ground
or you can do that to him?
Have people never learned how to argue?
also
>innate assertion
all assertions are innate dumbass lol

>>13448693
spotted the asian

>>13448721
You just demonstrated the point made in >>13448659.

>>13448527
>nothing but cheap beer
well, you could always buy better beer

>white family at thanksgiving
>everyone's hoping the alcoholic and abusive cousin doesn't show up
>some people whisper about grandma's dementia in secret
>the aloof and evasive uncle nobody's seen all year finally shows up and actually has a good time
>the young adults keep the children occupied outside with the dogs

Overall kinda boring but very wholesome desu.

>>13448827
>>everyone's hoping the alcoholic and abusive cousin doesn't show up
Plot twist: The cousin is you

>>13448527
>At least 4 people know how to play a boardgame in his family
That's noice.

>>13448462

>>13449165
False pseudfag prophet. Tells people life isn't worth living. Takes pretentious pictures of himself to communicate he wants to die. Is too much of a nonce to actually off himself. Lol good riddance, and what a pseud to die of old age prophesying like he did.

>>13449547
fuckng nonce

>>13448644
Yikes

>>13448527
>>13448479
White guy here, my family gatherings are pretty cozy, but I'm upper middle class and have a functional family.