/lit/ - Literature

guenonfag
girardfag
deleuzefag
butterfly
shizo rant poster

the >novalis poster

>>13406529
>guenonfag

You all love me and you don't even know who I am, because I am so inconsistent with my posts.

>>13406538
>what every newfag tells themselves

You all hate me and you don't even know who I am, because I am so inconsistent with my posts.

>>13406540
I've been here longer than most other posters.

>those oldfags that have been here nearly a decade that still put up with all the shit this board sees

Fascist Hegelian christ platonists

>>13406541
>what every oldfag tells themselves

>>13406529
>shizo rant poster
what sort of stuff did he post.

>>13406574
The things he saw that you wouldn't believe.

>>13406449
do tripfags really need this much attention Holy fuck

>>13406577
I might be him I gotta know. Does he recommend Siddartha and Prometheus Rising a lot? Does he talk about alternate realities and inter-connectedness of all things?

>>13406599
It’s you Anon, we love you
We want to jerk you off

>>13406599
He’s talking about the guy who posts wojaks/Pepes with crazy eyes and 5 o’clock shadows and huge rants without paragraph breaks that range over a wide variety of philosophical, religious, and even scientific content. If you don’t know who he is you’re hilariously new.

>>13406620
Well he could've said the guy that posts the long rants with the pepe/wojack tired photos but he just said schizo rant poster. I know those threads, and the dude isn't that crazy. Lil long winded but that poster is only somewhat crazy.

>>13406544
Recently I remember seeing a couple dozen people respond to some puddle of pseudophilosophical gibberish with "this is why I still browse /lit/" and "oh wow holy shit golly gee!!!" etc. and I was sickened and in that moment I knew that there is no return, that what once was a diamond in the rough in my newfag eyes is in fact still more rough, filth dressed up in a fancy suit, kitschy sparkles glued onto feces; I knew then that there is no return, that I am an oldfag doomed to wander this place 'til the end of my days. There is no going back, nor is there any escape. Eventually, I think, my posts will dwindle and dwindle, like a voice heard from further and further away, and then inaudible, but I will still be here: I will have gone back to the silent lurking from whence I came, but permanently dissatisfied, a Tantalus stranded in this adolescents' library dreaming after the slightest semblance of succor.

>>13406664
vitriolic contempt poster is my favorite

>>13406449
/fitlit/ alumni

You know who you are

Butterfly

The only one that matters

I nominate that guy who just links Vocaroos where he does shitposts in different accents.

Osamu Dazai husbando poster

>>13406694
Reporting in. Buy a 200 lb heavy bag and hit it until you’re happy, faggot. Play a Nietzsche audiobook while you’re at it.

i love my posts. i refresh the threads where i posted in at an obsessive frequency just to reply and bait some more (you)s. i don't know about you all because my self is too big to care about rest of you guys. you might as well just be an AI who incidentally reply to my posts, and it doesn't even matter because the fact that i posted something is the climax and the peak of my worthiness.

>>13407440
>Nietzsche audiobook
>maniacally hitting a 200lb bag until you feel better
>faggot

Are you my ex gf?

>>13407448
No, I’m your future daddy.

>>13407447
SO TRUE

>>13407447

>>13407448
Got any pics?

>>13407447
delete this

>>13406449
I doubt anyone loves it, but I try to remind posters that it’s poor form to inb4 as op.

>>13407461
>pics of my ex

fellow all lowercase non-anglo posters of course.

What happens to CAPSLOCK?
I liked him alot

>>13407531
lol high iq post

>>13407547
it's not funny when an an*Glo types in all lowercase, just a bit retarded imo. russkies, on the other hand

>>13406630
Yeah he's pretty spot on. I went back and forth with him about Zizek and the occult (among other things), something I usually feel is esoteric and off the table, but it seemed like he was on already on the same page. Great poster

>>13407567
He obviously ramps up the manic subject jumping for effect but if you look at the individual ideas they usually make sense, at least the ones I know enough about to judge.

>>13406534
That guy is one of the funniest japanese comedians of all time no cap

>>13407594
>no cap
are you a nigger? Only niggers say that. If you are a nigger, then I’m gonna have to ask you to leave.

>>13407602
Kek and Based

>>13407594

Lol... I’m afraid he’s right tho your gonna have to go

>>13407594
Literally who?

any devout christian poster

>>13406664
You are why I post.

>>13406449
Fashposters

>>13407782
based

Posters you hate?

That faggot who keeps making threads with movies as the OP image. Like Heat and Collateral, he's always whining about consciousness or suffering or other such shit. It's fucking pathetic.

i like that guy that says 'faggot' or 'nigger' at will

>>13406449
Most of the posters who got banned by the fags that are mods and jannies who are actively trying to ruin the quality of the board.

>>13406694
i've been slacking on posting documentaries, you've reminded me. i think /lit/ has more swimmers than /fit/ because of the byron romance and classics factor, do we also have more boxers >>13407440 ?

>>13408490
I’ve just been doing the shitposting of 18 men lately.

>>13407447
fuck me

>>13409070
Good ethic

>>13408031
Why, to mock me? You post in full knowledge of posting's futility: why? Do you post in the hope of one day reaching sublimity by long effort? Even if you do (which you will not) your post will instantly be swallowed up in the sea of shit that is 4channel, sinking like a rock in the mire, and be forgotten, maybe even unseen. There is no joy in this place. My bookshelf has fattened up, some, sure, and I've read a few "classics" I may not've otherwise, and I am in this moment (noting a childhood of reading also) better read than the majority of people, and I could leave, I could leave this place, this hellhole, I could go and live my life and perhaps have had my life improved by my time here, but instead I stay, shipwrecked, in this gruesome and endlessly echoing hall of mirrors, the only tangible change that of the seasons, of winters and summers, the ebb and flow of tides of shit, endlessly cyclical.

the yawnposter

The based anon who tells the commies (who don't mention anything literature related even once in their entire post) to fuck off to /pol/, /leftypol/ or twitter then reports them.

>>13407538
He posts on /tv/ now

renounce-the-flesh posters

the brazilian poster who speaks about shakespeare and metaphors, I hope you are still around dude

London Frogposter

>>13409482
nigger I've been here since 2005. You can't leave. The real world is a shell of reality. This place is garbage, but it's always been shit. We revel in it. We love it. Getting called a nigger faggot who doesn't even lift is what we live for. We have been programmed to enjoy the sky blue and beige backgrounds that envelop our field of view. The constant stream of incompetent text and outdated reused images that accompany them. This is the modern french coffee shop. You will never have discourse this vile and riveting anywhere else, and you know it. This is the human experience. Now if you'll excuse me I have to read two pages about hearsay exceptions before I get distracted and hit refresh on this god forsaken website.

>>13410965
This guy

>>13410965
k-kek

Homeless anon with an asian studies degree, I hope you're doing alright.

In 700 years from now future people will read this shit channels in the archives. They will soon learn, It was a shitty time to be alive and they will blame us for the massive setbacks and degeneration of humanitys development.

>poetess owners and their respective fandoms baiting hermetic Anon's into composing more dank memes

>>13412444
It's fine, most of the servers won't work by then and they'll figure we stopped around 1975