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Who's the most based Greek God?

>> No.13385712

>>13385682
Zeus obviously

>> No.13385974
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Artemis

>> No.13385977

>>13385682
Dionysus, obviously

>> No.13385985

>>13385682
Ares, obviously.

>> No.13386014

>>13385682
Self evidently Apollo.

>> No.13386182

>>13385712
>Abducts, rapes, and murders little boys
Yeah, obviously Zeus

>> No.13386190

>>13385977
This. Dionysus is the patricians choice. Hence the Bacchanalia

>> No.13386205

>>13385682
oceanus

>> No.13386219

>>13385977
>Induces madness to your mother, makes her mutilate you and establises his cult before dissappearing again
Psstt... nothing personal, barbaroi

>> No.13386238

>>13386182
Wow, is Zeus a catholic priest?

>> No.13386251
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>>13386205
May Okeanus and Kronos return

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>>13385977
Yep, came her to say this. His Roman name is cool as fuck: Liber Pater. If you guys are really interested in Dionysus, I highly recommend you read Alain Danielou’s book Gods of Love and Ecstasy

>> No.13386340

>>13386182
Glad we agree.

>> No.13386349

>>13385682
They're all shit. Prometheus is the real chad

>> No.13386358

Op asked for olympians. Titans need not reply

>> No.13386364

>>13385682
>Greek Gods
>Not Titans

Prometheus whips the white bull any day

>> No.13386382
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13386382

Only a demigod. But he's still the best.

>> No.13386398

Based Hephaestus
>ugly as fuck
>lame
>thrown out of heaven by his own mom for being so ugly
>somehow ends up with a giga stacey regardless

>> No.13386401

>>13386398
He was flung from Olympus by Zeus, not his mum. Fag.

>> No.13386411

>>13386401
t. brainlet

>> No.13386418

>>13386398
Reminder hephaestus was cucked by ares

>> No.13386435

>>13385682
Apollo because he created the Cithara
Also Pan because he taught Daphnis how to make the flute

>> No.13386440

>>13385682
Artemis is my Greekfu.

>> No.13386444

>>13386435
Pan was a literal incel

>> No.13386448
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>>13386435
Pic rlated

>>13386440
But, anon, her atribute is not being anyone's waifu, if I recall correctly

>> No.13386449

>>13386444
Isn’t he supposed to be a huge manwhore and that’s why the devil is based off him

>> No.13386450
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>>13386448

>> No.13386460

>>13386448
Greekfu, not waifu. Her being off limits for waifu-ing is part of it.

>> No.13386462

>>13386418
no that was vulcan. the cuckery was not part of greek mythology

>> No.13386479

>>13386449
He was a manwhore but got turned down by all the nymphs, only way he got pucci was by disguising how ugly he was

>> No.13386485
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>>13385682
Athena/Minerva is my wife, bit of a bitch but tough as nails and smart

>>13386479
yeah but wasn't his dick like 20 inches long?

>> No.13386488

>>13386462
he might not have been cucked but she didn't love him

>> No.13386491

>>13386479
>got turned down by all the nymphs
Thos were the Satyrs

>> No.13386660

>>13385682
Athena, Persephone and Dionysus

>> No.13386829

AION CRONOS PROTOGONOS PHANES DIONYSUS ARE ALL ZEUS, ZEUS IS ALL GODS.

>> No.13386887
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The Dioscuri for their daring rape of Phoebe and Hilaeira. Rightly the chief gods of the Spartans as well as the leader of Anglo conquest of Britain in their incarnation as Hors and Hengist.
https://tiwisko.wordpress.com/2014/11/27/the-alcis-the-divine-twins-among-the-germanic-peoples/

>> No.13386900

>>13386382
>legless
>noseless
>dickless
Nah mate.

>> No.13386902
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>>13386349
>Prometheus
Ah yes the fedora hero who earns himself eternal punishment for his contempt and spitful self-alienation from the gods.

>> No.13386907
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Apollo, for what would any of us do without the warmth from his golden tendrils but fall into despair and death?

>> No.13386961

>>13386349
this guy gets it

>> No.13386967

>>13386902
>prometheus gives humanity tech
>leads to demigod generation ala hecules
>saved by hercules
all part of a master plan

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>god despite mom being mortal
>followed by a bunch of drunk bitches
>successfully dabbed on Hades
Yeah i'm thinking he's based

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>tfw no athena avatar to lead me out of neetdom

>> No.13386999
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Nyx of course, even Zeus was scared of her.

>> No.13387110

>>13385974
This but Athena instead.

>> No.13387123

>>13385682
Jesus

>> No.13387126
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>>13385682
Everyone who read Ovid's Metamorphoses knows the only correct answer is AMOR

>> No.13387131

>>13386219
it was Pentheus's own fault, he awas the one who pissed of Bacchus first

>> No.13387132

For me, its Hades

>> No.13387141

>>13386485
>>13386440
Have some respect for the gods dumb ass.

>> No.13387147

>>13385682
Jesus

>> No.13387217

Fuck the Gods

Where my Marsyas-Chads at?

>> No.13387223

>>13385977
Jesus you mean?

>> No.13387435

Nikkal.

>> No.13387548

>>13386829
Zeus was a piece of shit and Apollo is no better. Send them to Tartarus

>>13386902
Zeus cucks out

>>13386907
Be perfectly happy without him

>>13386992
If that’s what you believe

>>13387110
What does that even mean?

>> No.13387614

>>13385682
Nyx. Everybody scared of Nyx, everybody's Nyx's bitch.

>> No.13387656

>>13387141
How did I disrespect Artemis at all, you twit?

>>13387548
>Zeus was a piece of shit
aka all of the Greek gods were if you were following the post. Applying modern morality to Greek gods is funny though.

>> No.13387660

>>13387656
>replying to that tripfag

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>>13387660
Kiss my ass