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Where do I get a patrician /lit/ gf?

>> No.13379194
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13379194

>ywn discuss the superiority of Seneca to Marcus Aurelius while rubbing her feet
why live

>> No.13379199

Stop posting booktube thots without links you nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr-P-ccFjbw

>> No.13379208

>>13379184
Can any YouTube blogger be accurately described as a patrician? I don't think so.

>> No.13379211

>>13379184
Women can't "read" or write.

>> No.13379214

I hate that I am too smart for dumb girls and too dumb for smart girls.

>> No.13379217

>>13379199
seems like a scuffed Ontologicool desu

>> No.13379227
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13379227

*mogs your knowledge of Italian politics*

>> No.13379243
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13379243

*makes you feel insecure through her knowledge of Kant in your path*

>> No.13379263

>>13379184
you will never find one. get a wife who will look after you and have your children

>> No.13379281

looks like she only reads strictly enlightenment heresy lmao embarrassing

>> No.13379293
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13379293

Her nose has a nice slope shape. I wish i was a 3 inch ski-jumper so i could slide off it and right into her pussy, then crawl into her womb and fuse with it like a human male anglerfish, supplying her with fresh semen for the rest of her life.

>> No.13379302

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ruf0eS362M
imagine

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13379491

hey anon you dont like Peterson, right?

>> No.13379507

>>13379214
Quite the paradox, my guy.

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13379547

>Hey anon wanna come analyze some Descartes with me?

>> No.13379558

>>13379547
That whole stack makes her more worthwhile in bed than /lit/ in its entirety. She'll never let us see her feet.

>> No.13379567
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13379567

>ywn snuggle while reading Pascal's works

>> No.13379571

>>13379491
She came up on my PoF I think.

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13379596

What do you think she smells like?

>> No.13379666

>>13379596

Poor because who in the fuck can't afford (or steal, or cobble together) a bookshelf.

>> No.13379668

>>13379666

>not living to the limit
The floor is the limit bro

>> No.13379690

>>13379227
>The Prince
Do you mfers not read? You actually think this is impressive?

>> No.13380102

>>13379668
Floor isn't nearly the limit

>> No.13380109

>>13379214
Women select men with 10 less iq

>> No.13380187

>>13379666
You don goofd. She has more space for books

>> No.13380245

>>13379666
>not being attracted to stinky hot girls

>> No.13380295

>>13379596
faint sweat and greek yogurt

>> No.13380301

>>13379214
Have you tried being a poet?

>> No.13380306

>>13379217
I wish she'd go on a date with me. I relly only want the second hand Heidegrrrr and intimacy.

>> No.13380313

>>13379263
B&R, as the kids say.

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13380329

I want to lick her feet brehs

>> No.13380334

Tinder.

Unless you don't look explicitly like a famous /lit/ obsessed author.

>> No.13380792

How do you stop wanting to be a girl to cope with being a latent homosexual?

>> No.13380797

>>13379596
>books ordered by color
Dropped

>> No.13380804

>>13380334
Tinder is trash, all of the girls on it are vapid and autistic

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>>13380792

>> No.13380807

can you fuck off with these threads?

>> No.13380808

>>13379199
Based ass anon, guaranteed

>> No.13380837

Jesus christ she's ugly

>> No.13380842

She should read less and fix her fucking Jack-o-lantern teeth.

>> No.13380843

>>13379214
desu moat "smart" girls just seem more pretenious and outspoken than their male counterpart, not objectively smarter really

>> No.13380915

>>13380843
Shut it retard

>> No.13380994

>>13379293
That'd make a good Infinite Jest sequel

>> No.13381115

Graduate English departments at reputable schools

>> No.13381116

How can I get such a gal /lit/?
https://www.twitch.tv/bridgett/clip/FrigidSparklyLocustSaltBae?filter=clips&range=all&sort=time

>> No.13381319

>>13379199
why is she talking about her clothes and lipstick? what is wrong with women?

>> No.13381322

>>13379184
who are you? why is your existence so pathetic? please have a serious look into your life and stop making such threads

>> No.13381401

>>13381319
Oh I think I'll watch this now, makeup asmrs/try on hauls make me feel like a good faggot

>> No.13382298

she's cute, she starts with the Greeks, she is ... /ourgirl/?

>> No.13382318

>>13380806
That's an abysmal understanding of pedophilia

>> No.13382929

>>13379184
>be me in grocery store
>borderline tard girls keeps looking at me
>later on introduces herself to me
>go to store again
>see her staring at me again

Thinking about asking her out to a movie but don't know if she's being friendly or not. But if we do end up in a relationship I'll teach her not lit but what I learned from /lit/.

>> No.13382940

>>13380797
This.

Also on the floor? Forget it.

>> No.13382987

>>13380837
Please sir do not disrespect my booktuber waifu or I will have to defend her honor

>> No.13383163

>>13382318
It's really not. Pedophiles (as in people attracted to prepubescent children) are psychologically incapable of loving another fully matured human because they're not fully matured themselves.

>> No.13383294

>>13383163
The idea that a normal straight man could just become a pedophile because of low self esteem is ridiculous. Almost all pedophiles have an intellectual developmental disability, their brains (or at least the part controlling sexuality) don't grow past childhood. It's not something you can just become because of life circumstances, you pretty much have to be born that way, or at least be heavily predisposed to becoming one

>> No.13383308

>>13383294
Developmental disabilities can absolutely be the result of life circumstances...

>> No.13383412

whatever a girls interests are, the answer to who she'd fuck is: Chad. It's always Chad. Be Chad.

even if you have really quirky nerdy interests, you MUST BE CHAD