/lit/ - Literature

Smut inherently distracts. Even if your read just for the articles, you will be led astray. Do not give the cumbrain an opportunity.

>>13336514
>bandana wrapped around a cowboy boot
2/10, wouldn't even fap to

>>13336692
I know right? It made me double-take.
You'd think the most famous proprietor of porn would know that the bandana around the thigh is the only way to properly appreciate a bandana on a cowgirl.

>>13336514
Has not been relevant since 1977.

You're not a real country girl until you have crooked teeth, dirt and shits smeared all over you, hair all over your body, a wheat straw in your mouth and a mouthful of daddy's cum.

>>13336514
It used to have actual articles and interviews with actors and politicians in the 70s before it just became all porn.

>>13336536
Go back to your Bible threads. I’m sick of your /r9k/ bs

>>13336692
It’s to make the little bunny logo

>>13336727
Yeeeah butterfly you go girl. Tell that prude! :3

>>13336727
do milk?

>>13336717
You’re thinking of inbred Appalachian hillbillies.
It’s a big country and there’s all sorts of country girls

>>13336736
butterfly i'd love to see you in that get up when we sleep together one day. make a note of it babe :3

>>13336514
Back in the day they used to run good short stories and interviews with /lit/ types. Who the fuck knows these days.

>Norman Mailer
>John Updike
>Gore Vidal
>Gabriel Garcia Marquez
>Murakami
>Gore Vidal
pretty /lit/ desu

>>13336742
>runs combine over you

>>13336761
come on don't be that way to your man. I know you're just going through a lesbian phase. :3

>its text therefore its literature

>>13336736
how about not being racist against hillbillies, huh?

Anyone else played Mafia III and collected Playboys to read the articles? Really immersing Easter Egg.

>>13336896
It’s more a lifestyle. Like what >>13336717 was talking about. I really appreciate the redneck revival

>>13336717
What do you call a hillbilly that can outrun her brothers?
A virgin

>>13336514
Playboy ran some great short stories and unforgettable interviews. To this day it is a kino lit mag. With that said Hugh, Kinsey, and all those perverted hoards should be mutilated in front of the parents of the children they destroyed in Hell

>>13336727
>Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

How do I get this filter to work, so I don't see any of your garbage posts anymore?

>>13336736
Yep, this bitch is classy. She drinks the Monsanto, not cum.
Shows the corporate head who the real men are.
https://youtu.be/ovKw6YjqSfM

>>13337003
Simply don’t read them.

>>13336536
>THIS IS SO SAD

>>13336756
>Mailer
>Vidal
That’s genre shit

>>13337003
you put it in under tripcode

>>13336514
what do you think anon

i had a box of 60s playboy mags i found after helping some boomers move. the quality is definitely better than any clickbait journalism website nowadays, midbrow enough in tier of the beats, hst or vonnegut in uppermiddle class subject matter. the models back then are the pre-bimbo proto-arthoe but not hippy, the best kind of sexy. there was a time when being sexual didnt mean being cumbrained and stupid

>>13336514
They did an interview with Marshall McLuhan back in the day that was pretty great. We got assigned the reading in an Intro to Media Theory class.

>>13337018
Shut the fuck up, leave and never come back to this website.

OP here I've come to the conclusion that Playboy is in fact /lit/. Thanks for participating.

There's actually a decent compilation book of all of Playboy's literary interviews that's worth checking out

>>13337664

do you know the title?

>>13336912
Except its very specific ethnic and cultural roots make it more distinct than a lifestyle.

>>13337674
trying to track it down, I found it in a library years ago.

>>13337677
There aren’t that many inbreds left there, anon.

>>13337018
Your posts are never long enough to not be instantly read by glancing at. It's rather unfortunate.

>>13337705

sit on my face

What's the most /lit/ porn site?

>>13337763
better than food reviews

>>13337763
The answer, cumbrain, is none.
Pornography is not /lit/.

>>13337833
someone should change that

>>13337020
Can We Hit 50 Likes?

>>13336727
>I’m sick of your /r9k/ bs
I'm about as equally sick of seeing your sorry ass post on here.

Playboy published a lot of great short fiction and interviews. The compilation books are the way to go.

>>13336536
>Smut inherently distracts.
From what? Prayer? lol

Thread inspired me to ask someone a question. Just talked to the ex play girl at my school. She said the old guard journalists were all heffs friends, living in Chicago instead of Cali. She said they were all pretty witty with short attention spans and white hair.

>tfw Playboy actually used to have interesting shit to read
>now it's just trash

This is exactly what happened to Esquire, too. Esquire used to be a great magazine with interesting stuff in it. Now it's gone to shit just like Playboy. What the fuck happened to American magazines? They used to be pretty /lit/, now they're just garbage. Esquire doesn't even publish fiction any more, for God's sake. Neither does Playboy.

>>13338877

Esquire was always Cosmo magazine for men.

>>13336514
I thought Playboy said they were going to drop the porn?

>>13338843
Everything that isn't sexual.

Tripfags should be killed.

>>13339211
Please, please, please stop replying to tripfags or even acknowledging them. You are making 4chan worse by giving them what they want.

>>13339255
It’s not the replying, it’s the whining that brings the place down (another notch from its already low point)

>>13336727
Literally who cares what you think

>>13336736
>butterfly tranny posts something based for once

>>13339279
lmao you're terrible and proud of it.

I'm 23 and feel too old for this place, that you don't even have a notion of what it says about you that you spend all day with ~20 year olds says a lot.

>>13339388
>for once
This happens everyday

>>13339400
Yw

>>13336727
>>13337018
Go home butterbrain, you dumb slob.

>>13339416
I am home

>>13339704
kill yourself

>>13340235
This thread is getting some of the hardest, most direct tripfag hate i've ever witnessed, and it's one of the least deserving. I mean, look at this clown, he's totally rabid. Taken as a slice of life he's a complete delight. I came back to /lit/ after a break recently, and it's like they installed revolving doors at both ends. This place is now the sump of 4chan, and that guy might be king of the swamp.

>>13336514
god i wish that was me

>>13336727
>It’s to make the little bunny logo

can't unsee

>>13340484
kill yourself

>>13336692
based
but really

>>13340484
>and it's one of the least deserving
turn your trip back on so I can filter you, you fucking pinko slut