[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/lit/ - Literature

View post   
File: 497 KB, 1372x1500, 1286478722099.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1330405 No.1330405 [Reply] [Original]

I want to be able to quote Shakespeare lines or stuff from others novels to show smarter in conversations. Any particular ones you can think of??

>> No.1330409

So basically you want to be a flaming faggot?

>> No.1330415

>>1330409
this. OP is a fag.

>> No.1330416

go to sparknotes and read the famous quotations
it also gives you the meaning so if someone comments on it you can explain it

>> No.1330417

Get my drink on, and my smoke on
Then go home with, something to poke on

>> No.1330436

Come on I know you faggots have some good lines. Anything from Camus or Neithze??
Make yourselves useful once in your life

>> No.1330440

You should exit this thread, pursued by a bear.

>> No.1330445

there is an inverse ratio to the regularity of spontaneous literary quoting and the amount of bitches fucked.

don't go down that path, op

>> No.1330458

>>1330445
Currently I neither quote literature nor get bitches. If anything I can make the stupid ones think I'm really smart. I still can't get myself to give up hope, sign up for online dating and pork a fatty/ugly

>> No.1330461
File: 19 KB, 353x414, leonardo_de_herpface.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1330461

>Neithze

>> No.1330466

I admit I chuckled

>> No.1330470
File: 49 KB, 348x400, 1264648900376.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1330470

>>1330436

>Neithze

>> No.1330477
File: 351 KB, 580x960, merz13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1330477

>>1330436
'God is dead'
- Neithze

>> No.1330481

>>1330477

Mistah God, he dead.

-niethze

>> No.1330501
File: 15 KB, 612x320, what.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1330501

>Neithze

>> No.1330510

"Life is peithze"
-Neithze

>> No.1330914

BUMP

>> No.1330917

Gott ist tot - Niche

>> No.1330920

memorize vogon poetry

you will go far in life

>> No.1330922
File: 116 KB, 400x400, 1279713499982.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1330922

>>1330405

>> No.1330930

Battle not with Niethze lest ye become a Niethze

And when you gaze into the abhze the abhze gazes into you

>> No.1330932

Just say stuff like this IRL. You will win friends and influence people.

>I want to be able to quote Shakespeare lines or stuff from others novels to show smarter in conversations. Any particular ones you can think of??

>> No.1330944

Here's a revolutionary idea:

Try reading the books yourself. Anything you particularly like should be easy to remember. However, adequate comprehension of what you've read will also be necessary if you wish to go around spouting quotes in public.

Good luck, you massive cocksmuggler.

>> No.1330946
File: 26 KB, 456x456, 1290553383945.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1330946

> to show smarter

>> No.1330950

>>1330477
Why do you have so many pictures of "edgy" boys?

>> No.1331002
File: 312 KB, 960x720, merz9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1331002

>>1330950
I wish I could be a hipster. I wish I could belong.

>> No.1331080
File: 59 KB, 500x700, 1285656019639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1331080

>Neithze