/lit/ - Literature

Nutting
On Indian titties.
Warm, wet, welcoming
Cunt from East of the Indus.
I sperm thee:
mocha whore,
taker of my cum.

>>13302870
I'd love to kick Rupi Kaur in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch her with the full force of my steel capped toe under her chin, send that little roastie flying through the air.

As she lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on her own blood, her jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of her skull, I stand over her and laugh wickedly. She looks up at me in fear and pain, her eyes searching, begging me for mercy. She finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting her skull like a melon and finally ending her pathetic life

>>13303033

her desi lips
my colonial cock
I fill her vulva
with my creamy essence
she says I love you
I say namaste
and may peace be with you

Her pussy
Was a sarcophagus
And my penis
Was entombed

Please
Help

>>13302870
More like this:


rupi
your lips
around my
cock feel nice
you make me
want to come
i hold back
prolonging
the moment
relaxing with
my glans on
your tongue
your teasing
so satisfying
you know what
you are doing with
a thick fat cock with a
pair of swollen testicles
what an honor it is to have
your skillful techniques used
to bring me to a shuddering
climax while my semen flows
into your hungry mouth and
down your eager throat

something to that effect.

All of these suck

>>13303247
so do you rupi

...so do you

>>13303247
in true spirit of her poetry

i wanna f*$k rupi kaur

>>13302870
My goodness gracious, it's Ms. Rupi Kaur!
Whose footgame began an Indo Smut War
Igniting from Bhuj to Hoshiarpur
Riled crowds’ lusts for Rupi proper
Her pedal bloom floored millions so jealous
Archlets, stub-toed wives thrown from high trellis
Ministers pledged crisis chiropody
Besieged by footlusting scurillity
Kashmir first then Gujarat’s Feet Riots
Ascetes pledged pedis with karmic diets
No alms could sate Rupi’s lurid haunting
Toes of vert, bice, teal and rose, so flaunting
Dreams of Rupi’s ruddy duned soles, so fair
Askew expectations and blighted prayers
Vexing cities, hills, trenchant fetish thirsts
Vortical infatuations soon bursts
Statewide calamities roust refugees
Mumbai podophiles spend like bougies
None rival but one Rupi toe cranny
Not Humaima Malick, Pakistani
Nor Asin or Priya’s feet, still thrilling
Sans Rupi’s nuance they’re unfulfilling
UN relief atop Delhi’s blather
Stayed not the surging footlusts’ viscous slather
Oracles, savants dumbstruck by her feets
Women spurned, soles lacking velveteen pleats
Wrecked ruins plume smoke while fapper fists froth
Beware all counterfeit Rupi foot broth
Dissolved cities, fetishists hermetic
From one poetess’s hot aesthetic
Girls unshod, their men then struck by bathos
Rupi’s shoe slave quips, “Finna pay f’ those”
Outside India, this crux ludicrous
Cannuck Rupi bathes in Juniperus
Sudsing her soles, how bubbles slowly slide
Pumice and files, deftly her hand glides
Trimming the hairs along toes’ regal length
Wiggling and flexing, bewitching her strength
Strappy heels compress, her toes seem Grecian
But barefoot she slinks wavy, Phoenician
Thinking the riots as all a bit weird
Detoxifying her soles, charcoal smeared
On idols and shrines, foot pilgrims do weep
Recording laments after iphone’s bleep
Solace from old texts, The Queer Solestry
Enlightened by a sacred shoeless creed
Army convoys guard her Ped Egg shavings
From dangerous desires and cravings
Upon Caucasoid writers, her full weight
Her soles feeling their heart by skull’s pulsate
Lesser feet drove men furious, hateful
Where Rupi treads, the ground is quite grateful
Cosmetics, prosthetics, footlets juicing
Surplus silicone feet, just adducing
No peers to Rupi’s sleek sloping tarsus
Struck to the face by her, sweet catharsis
Fixate Chakras upon those phalanges
Manifest her scents until as Ganges

>>13303245
wtf

>>13303223
the joke is that it looks like a dick, right

>>13303223

>>13303223
lmao brilliant

>>13303271

>>13303266
>he spent time to write this

>>13303318
What?

>>13303714
men bad

>>13302870
To dearest Rupi I avow, profess
Your feet are divine and doubtless Noblesse
Baring toes and soles by HD pixels
Her slopes, arcs and skews, sinuous sickles
Stomping memories of lesser girls hooves
No paint or henna lest Rupi approves
Her pedal power speaks soft like a muse
Sending visuals by way of cute shoes
Her regal toes formed by sacred shaped maths
Perceptually Rupi’s feet stoked blasts
Animate they wiggle with such Splendor
Loved far and wide by any odd gender
Save sad archlets, their feet the clear lesser
Rupi’s tootsies a triggering stressor
Before Rupi how the worst feet did boast
Beefy and ruddy as chode-hammered roast
Now saved lovers of cute feet do declare
Lone Rupi-grade toes munched as an eclair
Speeding to our knees, devoted worship
Please wipe on me, Ms. Kaur, I’m your kerchief
Shirking no stinks nor debris desirous
Dreaming solemn service for Osiris
Spreading from servers to millions of minds
In Rupi’s feet all beauties merge their kinds
Her cinnamon soles speak through their wrinkles
Demanding fun with frosting and sprinkles
So fetching, her feet need no preamble
Diasporic fans here to Istanbul
Milk trucks and braphogs remain quite aghast
How Rupi’s mere feet turn jelly to tall masts
Beaming energies from dimpled arches
To be bricks and dirt beneath her marches

>>13302870
can we send them these poems to her social media?

>>13302870
Why does
The Indian flag
Have an anus
In its
Centre?

Why would
The flag-makers
Draw attention to how
Badly
We deal with the problem
Of pooing?

>>13303821
I should do a poem from the POV of a spiteful toilet witch whose receiving the utterly fantasmic fudge logs timbered from Rupi's tooter

beauties of instagram
take a photo of your shit
on the street
and indians
will call you
a friend

to my followers - rupi kaur

>>13303033
Come now, Anon. Reserve that level of animosity for Warwick Davis

>>13302870
the girl of my dreams,
rupi kaur
shen she take a shit,
it brown.
when she make a big sad,
i frown.
when she make a big happy,
i call her clown.
she always sitting on my benis,
like a crown.

>>13303797
Everything I write, I do so for Rupi and hope Yonic spirits speed those texts to her.

a nose so big
on a docile face
gets in the way

it is pushed harder
down her singing throat
her honor
ready to accept
the gift of civilization

a warm liquid pleasure fills her mouth
ecstatic brown nipples
raising from their somber state
darkness of past ignorance
of the white god

rupi suckcs
but her
feminienly bodyboobs
make the anonumous
wanna sex
and me?
i just
want a
piece of
pumpkin pie

>>13303318
what a surprise, the actual poetry is shit and its only popular because its brown woman talking about feminism and patriarchy. Modern """art"""

when i was little
a brown woman
seduced me and
she tried to kiss my
peepee

i said no but she
insisted, she said
i want you my boy

i was only five when
i got my wiener sucked
by rupi kaur, my queen
i feel like i met god

>>13302870
Rupi walks into a bar
Bartender asks why the longface
Rupi cries
Lmao

i enrage people with my poetry
then let them fuck me
we both come so hard
that i forget
my name
my goddess
my feminism

— ? ?

>>13304051

Indian girl with a eyebrow that splits
On my dick she will spit
Hit till she quit
Nut insanely quick
I'm a dumb prick. welcome pajeet johnson

>>13302870
why does /lit/ do the same tired bit every time this girl comes up? We get it, you can parody her style. It's not as Joycian as you think. Good lord.

>>13305683
Yeah probably not considering I don't know what the fuck Joycian is supposed to mean you absolute faggot

>>13305683
t. rupi kaur

>>13302870
wish i had the balls
to claim a known expression
like milk and honey
to describe my work
with the quiet assurance
that i am the shit