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I jack off to anime for 3-4

My heart usually hurts at the end of it so I think I get a good workout

>>13293703
Masturbation destroys the will.
It is anti-exercise and kills your brain.

How can one man be so based? I was crying thinking about him today. He is my God

>>13293703
Every time you cum the devil laughs

>>13293700
Did he say 2 hours of exercise or walking? From what I remembered, what he did was walk two hours by himself or with his poodle, but not actually hard exercising lmao.

>>13293700
Can someone give me all the red pills he has on health that will make me into a hypochondriac?

>>13293826
and at every moment a moron misunderstands

Two straight hours only makes sense if you're doing something infrequent like a sport or light like hiking
Two straight hours of intensive exercise either means you're retarded and going to injure yourself or you're doing something wrong

>>13293700
don't forget to drink lots of water too

>>13293861
I guess its just walking lmao
2 hours of exercise is only for athletes and bodybuilders (which is unhealthy af)

>>13293892
Misunderstand what? The post-nut clarity allows us to see that all of our actions are just realizations of the will to life. We have no choice in our desires, so the best course of action is to deny them.

Yes, I'm a manual laborer and athlete. I feel that it significantly worsens my intelligence due to physical fatigue

>>13293861
>>13293930
He meant HIIT you fucking idiots. A man doesn't get so based by just "walking with his poodle" LMFAO what the fuck. The guy had lungs bigger than a whale's and had the will to fucking lift 5 tonnes if he so wanted. Please learn your biographies.

>>13293944
Fuck
wikipedia says the guy actually invented crossfit
fucking based

>>13293861
Based.
I do walk a lot

>>13293826
He must be having a big chuckle right now

>>13293700
I bet the old fart never lift a weight in his life

>>13293721
What about fapping without porn, should I do it? Should I fap before bed? It really does help with getting to sleep.
Also, how bad is fapping a half hour before work? Asking for a friend

>>13293782
>tfw thingken about schoppy

>>13293721
I read his whole bibliography and still masturbate. Not because I dident understand, but because I want to be completely enveloped in an un-individual state, I also want to become a brain dead consumer so I watch to youtube cooking videos. Life is hopeless the military might be the best choice to follow orders all day long the lowest form of being unique.

>>13294333
>Upon being challenged for masturbating in the marketplace, Diogenes replied, ‘If only it were so easy to soothe hunger by rubbing an empty belly'

>>13293826
Every time you have a wet dream Jesus coos with pleasure

>>13294613
3 days into nofap, when I reach 10~15 days it is 100% chance of having at least a few wet dreams

>>13293700
What book does he say that in?

>>13295376
Nevermind. I found it. Its near the start of chapter “What a man is”

>>13293904
you are not /fit/ nor go to the gym

>>13293826
An actual Schopenhauer quote.

>>13293782

obscure but familiar feel

>>13293944
>two hours of HIIT per day
He did it rain, hail, or shine, always outdoors, no matter the weather. Based and Elite Schoppy.

>>13293880
I wouldn't do this to you. Never go into medicine. You're better of not knowing. There are too many things that can kill you or make you slowly develop disease. Most of the time you have no control over if you get it or not because most disease is due to genetic defect even when the disease takes years to be expressed. The rest of time time it is shitty lifestyles or because of what you consume / contact in the environment. But knowing about what to avoid doesn't necessarily help. For example, you could know that what causes MCD is a prion, a single heat resistant protein that transforms others of similar sequence into its deformed conformation, creating more misfolded prions until they aggregate and cause mad cow disease; but you would have no way of checking every single prion of the meat you consume. You wouldn't be able to cook it to kill the prion the same way you do bacteria. What then? Will the knowledge that doing something that has a chance to kill you prevent you from living that aspect of your life? What if I told you that you are constantly subject to stresses that kill you, would you just stay in your room? What if I told you you aren't even safe there?

>>13296627
Prion disease is a meme and limited to CNS tissue and even then it's so incredibly slim in bovine CNS offal and totally non existent in porcine specimens. I eat farmland pig brains daily. The PS content and nutrient density of is immense.
In addition to the rarity of the prions, susceptibility to them is limited as well. Otherwise whole families would get CJD. They don't.

>>13296687
I didn't wanna scare so I used prion as an example instead of CVD or cancer.

>>13293721
>Masturbation destroys the will.
Isn't that the point? In other words masturbation is good.

>>13296701
Deny it entirely.

>>13294333
I command you to fap to pictures of thicc bitches. You're now fighting against normative beauty ideals, so you're doing a good deed and making a difference in the world. Thank you.

>>13296718
Obese women are detestable creatures and debasing yourself as an animal to them is fitting for their persona. Sensual flesh slaves.

>>13296729
Well desu with you, I plan to not masturbate today. God willing I shall succeed.

>>13294333

It helps with your sleep because you're already an addict. Cut it out entirely and don't look back.

>>13293965
where does it say so, i can't find it.

>>13296816
anon, you are using the german wikipedia, right?..

>>13293782
Weird but redpilled

>>13293700
did he meant physical excercise? because i go to the gym for 1 hour, three times a week

>>13293904
He said brisk walking in outdoors.

>>13295764
You're wrong
Do you think it takes two fucking hours to go to the gym?
>>13297309
This makes sense

>>13293782
>>13294434
>>13296279
>>13297048
For real bros

>>13297309
I spend an hour inside a concrete box filled with sweaty apes while music blares from the speakers.

>>13293930
I work out for 3 hours stop with this cope

>>13293930
Absolute cope. Stop being fat.

>>13293700
I used to do calisthenics for 30 minutes without missing a single day. This lasted about a year, until I went on vacation, indulged in heavy recreational drinking, and just didn't feel like exercising the morning after. I stopped drinking eventually, but I still couldn't muster the motivation to resume exercising.
Don't drink alcohol, kids.

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>>13298023
overcompensating and cringy

>>13298062
Two hours of exercise is extremely normal. I usually finish my lifts in 40 minutes to an hour and that requires moving at a pretty brisk pace.
Seriously, go to a gym sometime.

>>13296943
I can’t find it there either

>>13297309
Nietzsche also went on hikes for hours at a time. "Never trust a thought that didn't occur to you while walking."

According to David E. Cartwright's biography, he also took a cold bath every morning.

>>13298148
trex fag

>>13298165
You should read some Homer.

>>13298178
you should do some ohps, fag.

>>13298193
what can you ohp big guy

>>13298199
75kg

>>13298148
yep. Schopenhauer also tells us to take cold baths in the same passage he tells us to take exercise

>>13298215
Lies

>>13298236
someone post the damn passage

>>13293700
>taking advice from someone with that haircut

>>13298511
It's from a letter to his friend von Doβ,1 March 1860.
>Schopenhauer enjoyed relatively good health in his later years, the product, he held, of continued movement and fresh air. He continued his daily walks, no matter the weather. To an ailing Doβ he dispensed advice: “Go walking daily, quickly for 2 hours, that will help you more than all baths and it costs nothing. Without my promenades, I would not be at 72 years so perfectly healthy, hale and hearty, as I am and as I remain.”
>On 20 September, the philosopher fell after rising from his bed and absorbed a nasty blow to his forehead. Nevertheless, he slept well that night, and arose from his bed the next morning without incident. He followed his daily practice of washing with cold water and taking breakfast.
This is from Cartwright's biography. He doesn't cite a source for his "daily practice of washing with cold water" but the rest of the book is very well sourced so I believe it. Also, bonus fun fact:
>No autopsy was conducted on Schopenhauer’s body, and his corpse, crowned with a wreath of laurel leaves, lay longer than was customary in the cemetery’s mortuary (the philosopher feared being buried alive). With the exception of the laurel crown, all of this was done according to Schopenhauer’s directions.

>>13297716
it does if you're not just going to a cycling class basedboy retard

>>13293826
An actually funny post on /lit/. I commend you dear sir(unironically)

give it to me straight, going to the library tomorrow considering picking up world as will and representation.
Have only read Plato, Aristotle and the bible. Know hardly anything about german idealism. Good idea, bad idea?

>>13298574
>the philosopher fell after rising from his bed and absorbed a nasty blow to his forehead.
kekd

>>13293700
yeah
>t /fitlit/

>>13298062
T.

>>13293930
>he's never been out on his bike for 5+ hours

I pity you

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHAT IS THIS NEW FUCKING SPIRIT OF THE AGE. STOP POSTING FUCKING MEMES, ONE WORD REPLIES, NO ONE THINKS YOU'RE FUNNY, LITERALLY EVERYONES SEES THAT AS JUST COPE (UGHHH I RESPONDED WITH THAT WITH A DEMEANING REMARK, SO AT LEAST IM NOT A PUSSY AND I KINDA DEFENDED MY ARGUMENT) JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY. IF YOU WANT TO POST PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR POST IS ABOVE 140 CHARACTERS, OTHERWISE YOU WILL JUST TURN THIS PLACE INTO TWITTER. DO YOU WANT TO TURN THIS PLACE INTO TWITTER? I THOUGHT NOT. JESUS CHRIST!
(mods please dont ban me for all caps, i was just really excited writing the post)

>>13297716
i do a 90-110min workouts
first 25min warmup and mobility checks
after 30min heavy compund working sets (bbbench/bbdl/bbsquat)
50min in secondary movements
80min accessories
90 abs
100 grip
PPPPxPPx
where x is s rest day(usually i go hiking or swimming)
8 day cycle, repeat four times
thank me later bros
and remember we are all going to make it

>>13298672
Based

>>13298143
how based can one get

>>13298035
It's not about motivation. You have to just do it whether you feel like it or not.

If we’re including walking, then yes I do.

>>13293721
>Masturbation destroys the will
wouldn't that be a good thing? the will, after all, resulting in so much endless suffering...

>>13293904
I bet you argue the west is dying because of structural inequality, too.

>>13298549
>the virgin 'buzz everything' receding hairliner vs the chad 'blow the hair up' receding hairliner

What's a good starting book for ole Schoppy?

>>13299020
You botched Schopenhauer.

>>13299083
Essays & Aphorisms, even the Introduction is great.

>>13298617
Post feet then big boy

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>>13298631
bump

>>13299785
First read Kant, then The Fourfold Roots, and then The World as Will and Representation.

>>13299266
No. The penguin edition butchers his work. The cut the chapter on women in half to make it more politically correct and every other chapter has bits and pieces missing. Start with WWR and then read the Parliapomena