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Leave this board immediately if you have not real ALL of the following:

HOMER: Iliad, Odyssey
AESCHYLUS: Agamemnon, Libation Bearers, Eumenides, Prometheus Bound
SOPHOCLES: Oedipus Rex, Oedipus at Colonus, Antigone, Philoctetes, Ajax
THUCYDIDES: Peloponnesian War
EURIPIDES: Hippolytus, Bacchae
HERODOTUS: Histories
ARISTOPHANES: Clouds
PLATO (SOCRATES): Meno, Gorgias, Republic, Apology, Crito, Phaedo, Symposium, Parmenides, Theaetetus, Sophist, Timaeus, Phaedrus
ARISTOTLE: Poetics, Physics, Metaphysics, Nicomachean Ethics, On Generation and Corruption, Politics, Parts of Animals, Generation of Animals
EUCLID: Elements
LUCRETIUS: On the Nature of Things
PLUTARCH: Lycurgus, Solon
NICOMACHUS: Arithmetic
LAVOISIER: Elements of Chemistry
HARVEY: Motion of the Heart and Blood
THE BIBLE: New Testament only
ARISTOTLE: De Anima, On Interpretation, Prior Analytics, Categories
APOLLONIUS: Conics
VIRGIL: Aeneid
PLUTARCH: “Caesar,” “Cato the Younger,” “Antony,” “Brutus”
EPICTETUS: Discourses, Manual
TACITUS: Annals
PTOLEMY: Almagest
PLOTINUS: The Enneads
AUGUSTINE: Confessions
MAIMONIDES: Guide for the Perplexed
ST. ANSELM: Proslogium
AQUINAS: Summa Theologica
DANTE: Divine Comedy
CHAUCER: Canterbury Tales
MACHIAVELLI: The Prince, Discourses
KEPLER: Epitome IV
RABELAIS: Gargantua and Pantagruel
PALESTRINA: Missa Papae Marcelli
MONTAIGNE: Essays
VIETE: Introduction to the Analytical Art
BACON: Novum Organum
DESCARTES: Geometry, Discourse on Method
PASCAL: Generation of Conic Sections
GALILEO: Two New Sciences
HOBBES: Leviathan
DESCARTES: Meditations, Rules for the Direction of the Mind
MILTON: Paradise Lost
LA ROCHEFOUCAULD: Maximes
LA FONTAINE: Fables
PASCAL: Pensees
HUYGENS: Treatise on Light, On the Movement of Bodies by Impact
ELIOT: Middlemarch
SPINOZA: Theological-Political Treatise
LOCKE: Complete Works
RACINE: Phaedre
NEWTON: Principia Mathematica
KEPLER: Epitome IV
LEIBNIZ: Monadology, Discourse on Metaphysics, Essay On Dynamics, Philosophical Essays, Principles of Nature and Grace
HUME: Complete Works
ROUSSEAU: Complete Works
MOLIERE: Le Misanthrope
ADAM SMITH: Wealth of Nations
KANT: Complete Works
JANE AUSTEN: Pride and Prejudice
DEDEKIND: Essay on the Theory of Numbers
Articles of Confederation, Declaration of Independence, Constitution of the United States of America
HAMILTON, JAY AND MADISON: The Federalist
WORDSWORTH: The Two Part Prelude of 1799
GOETHE: Complete works
DARWIN: Origin of Species
HEGEL: Phenomenology of Mind, “Logic” (from the Encyclopedia)
LOBACHEVSKY: Theory of Parallels
TOCQUEVILLE: Democracy in America
LINCOLN: Selected Speeches
KIERKEGAARD: Philosophical Fragments, Fear and Trembling
WAGNER: Tristan and Isolde
MARX: Complete Works
MELVILLE: Benito Cereno
NIETZSCHE: Beyond Good and Evil
FREUD: Introductory Lectures on Psychoanalysis
HEIDEGGER: Basic Writings
EINSTEIN: Selected papers
FLAUBERT: Un Coeur Simple
Poems by: Yeats, T.S. Eliot, Wallace Stevens, Valery, Rimbaud

>> No.13282610

>including scienfitic works and political writings
autism, did you get this from that "great books" collection?

>> No.13282614

>>13282603
>Marx: Complete Works
nice try but not even the most die-hard commie faggot has done that

>> No.13282616

>>13282610
Wouldn’t a great book list include Shakespeare?

>> No.13282619

>>13282614
I have. Twice. In the original German.

>> No.13282625

>>13282603
>Hune: Complete Works
be prepared to be bored to death

>> No.13282627

>>13282625
His ouevre is one of the most compelling in existence.

>> No.13282629

>>13282603
and even all this isn’t enough.

>> No.13282648

>>13282603
>I was roped into reading this shitty material so everyone else has to

fuck off

>> No.13282652

>>13282648
No one made me read any of this. I did it out of pure pleasure and it has enriched my life more than you could ever imagine.

>> No.13282675

no x7
absolutely not, an alternate timeline without Plato would be better than this one
absolutely not, Aristotle is just Plato 2: Electric Boogaloo
sure x2
no
repeat last two lines
Gospels only, actually
Aristotle again? really?
no
>fanfiction
no x5
>fanfiction
no x2
sure, if you have autism
>fanfiction
ay, Ik do dost readè Olde Ænglische, wherefore couldst tellè ðau?¿
>reading Machiavelli without being an Italian noble
I'm just going to stop here

>> No.13282676

>>13282603
>New Testament only

Are you serious? Job, Ecclesiastes, Genesis, Exodus, etc. A must

>> No.13282681

>>13282675
What’s your problem?

>> No.13282686

>>13282676
Worthless. I read it all so you don’t have to. It only applies to you if you’re a Semitic tribesman.

>> No.13282688

>>13282681
be more specific

>> No.13282702
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>>13282603
>Twelve books by Plato
>One book by Neitz
>New Testament only
This list is /lit/ AF

>> No.13282704

>>13282603
none of these are bad things to read but if you want to discuss the books you like you can just say so my dude

>> No.13282708

>>13282676
Old Testament is only used as a reference to give textual context to the New. By itself, it is below Jewish trash.

>> No.13282713

>>13282603
What about histories, languages, rhetoric?

>> No.13282721

>>13282675
>Aristotle is just Plato 2
retard alert

>> No.13282728

>>13282713
That’s fine but it’s not necessary to earn access to /lit/.

>> No.13282741

why not just read the Bible 200 times

>> No.13282743

>>13282721
>misquoting me
retard alert

>> No.13282760

>>13282619
they haven't published it all yet

>> No.13282769

>>13282741
Because OP is not Jewish

>> No.13282770

>>13282760
I’ve read all that’s available.

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>>13282619
Claims to have read pic related

>> No.13282788

>>13282603
Can somebody give me a rundown on how many pages this is and convert it to hours of careful reading?

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>>13282780
>MEW
it's all about the MEGA

>> No.13283323

>>13282780
what will regular person will gain if he reads them all?