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Inspired by the "Incel Canon" thread from a few days ago, this is a bit different, but might capture some sort of deeply stupid zeitgeist.
>The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard by Shawn Wunjo
>The Legend of the Ten Elemental Masters by Nick Smith (aka "ulillillia")
>Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Eliezer Yudkowsky
>Behead All Satans by MNMDR
>The Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra by Anonymous
Additions welcome...

>> No.13274403

the Behead All Satans dipshit hardly needs any further recognition

>> No.13274497

>>13274392
Delicious Tacos!

>> No.13274513

Empress Theresa
Fallout Equestria

>> No.13274529

>>13274513
>Empress Theresa
Oh dear lord, I forgot about that... wasn't there one called "Leftopia" from /r9k/ or something, too?

>> No.13274532

haha pusy butt peepee poo poo lmfao rofl

>> No.13274546

The Foundation for Exploration

>> No.13274561

>>13274403
fuck you and fuck him for not posing more

>> No.13274565

>>13274392
Scrotie McBoogerBalls xD

>> No.13274679

>>13274392
Hi guys, include wii menual and PlayStation manual.

>> No.13274689

>>13274532
Based

>> No.13274715

>>13274392
Selfie Suicide

>> No.13274741

>>13274403
dont mention his name, he might notice and start posting Matthew Mcconoughays without comment

>>13274392
dont validate these people

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>>13274741
>d0nt vaLidAte thesE pe0plE

>> No.13274916

>>13274902
Based

>> No.13274930

Does Sonichu comics count?

>> No.13275212
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>>13274902
use this one please.

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>>13274403
>>13274741

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Don't forget this

>> No.13275754

>>13275212
pathetic self-shill

>> No.13275761

>>13274403
>not realizing this is his thread

Nobody be fooled. This fucking faggot is trying to connect his own self-published garbage with the other ones, which actually independently garnered interest. He's trying to make himself into a meme. It's depressing.

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>>13275754
>>13275761

>> No.13275845

>>13274392
I hope to one day be part of this canon.

Why isn't Sean Goonan or whoever on here though?

>> No.13275863

My twisted world

>> No.13275915

>>13275845
>I hope to one day be part of this canon.
what have you written, anon? drop it on us.
>Why isn't Sean Goonan or whoever on here though?
sort of is.>>13274902

>> No.13276208

>>13274715
nowhere near stylistically interesting enough to be on this list

>> No.13276219

>>13274902
don't include tacos or logo in this, they're obviously a completely seperate species of non-curiosity, the shrill twitter shill

>> No.13276236
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Anyone read any Barbera?

>> No.13276244
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>>13276236
wtf is this?

>> No.13276250

>>13275233
if i ever meet you in real life i am going to try and tear your nose off and feed it to you

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>>13276250

>> No.13276279

>>13276244
Some weird former scientologist guy. He's written a few books. I have pic related but it's pretty bad.
I'm sure there's another anon on here who knows more than I do.

>> No.13276282

>>13274392
>Incel canon
>No 12 Rules for Life
Fucking retards

>> No.13276392

>>13274902
If the guy trying to beat super Mario 64 ever writes a book he should 100% be on the list

>> No.13276416

>>13276392
Shit, I meant the guy trying to beat super Mario 64 without pressing A

>> No.13276424

>>13276392
There have been shitloads of SM64 guide/hint books, mate.
The "guy" who writes a book worthy of the Autism Canon needs to have Mario murdering kike mushrooms and raping nigger bullet bills throughout the kingdoms.

>> No.13276463

>>13275915
From best to worst:
Dragon Corporation Presents: The Dragonsphere: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Od7d-ts2_KcOYWVeSNDoSKp0eZlzfcmIJhFQnWUuSiE/edit?usp=sharing
Edgelord Wizards of Vector Time: Pt 2: https://docs.google.com/document/d/185pffFpiUIJ_Q0iGGxnV5U1lhQ1E07mRNLwIpSUNsns/edit?usp=sharing
The Modalities and Practicalities of Hell: https://www.docdroid.net/D6zA9as/the-modalities-and-practicalities-of-hell.pdf
Random Dragon Arguments: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-Oh9fjQOYFPlNh-RzI4yxlxqdnk2PJJQ4NoJVo_jLo0/edit?usp=sharing
Dragons Guide to Magick: https://www.docdroid.net/AJdc73v/a-dragons-guide-to-magick.pdf
Roar (Dragon Gestalt): https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_QQ0hmnvdQbvyOWdo3vIzPcsNR367bP-n3goOZKaVFI/edit?usp=sharing
Alone in Blood: https://docs.google.com/document/d/13x1ht35ZcxQPkKR9cr4ptCgGB1-KMgJr0vP1hWR7HfQ/edit?usp=sharing

There is also my blog and it's 6 major posts:
https://dancefighterredux.wordpress.com/2018/07/29/against-malatora-and-towards-a-draconic-post-human-future/
https://dancefighterredux.wordpress.com/2018/08/01/draconic-values-a-meditation/
https://dancefighterredux.wordpress.com/2018/07/21/towards-the-pseudo-formalization-of-a-bad-attitude-part-1/
https://dancefighterredux.wordpress.com/2018/07/21/towards-the-pseudo-formalization-of-a-bad-attitude-part-2/
https://dancefighterredux.wordpress.com/2018/07/22/towards-the-pseudo-formalization-of-a-bad-attitude-part-3/
https://dancefighterredux.wordpress.com/2018/07/22/towards-the-pseudo-formalization-of-a-bad-attitude-part-4-4/

>> No.13276498

>>13276463
holyfuck, dude, you were ready all along. you are literally Autism Canon. just assert yourself into faggot gremlin boards like a tick. rely on meme-visuals and always strive to make your writing edgier.

>> No.13276504

>>13276463
Oh, and I guess I wrote this also way back in 2009-ish. Someone graciously uploaded it to Fanfiction.net for no reason: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10878662/1/Amazing-Bullshit-Adventure

>> No.13276505

>>13276392
there's more than one person working on it though

>> No.13276507
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>>13276498
I am literally too stupid to create images. Here is an MSpaint dragon I drew to represent myself.

>> No.13276512

>>13276254
if i ever meet you in real life i am going to try and tear your nose off and feed it to you

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>>13276463
what the fuck

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>>13276507
buddy, you're only proving my case that you're the fucking crown prince of Autism Canon.

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>>13276512

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>>13276518
I have some more MSpaint dragon pictures. This is two of my characters from my aspirational video game series, the Liber series. They are named Peter and Scarlet (the blue one is Scarlet and the white one Peter).

>> No.13276530

>>13276523
if i ever meet you in real life i am going to try and tear your nose off and feed it to you

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>>13276527
I also have a few storyboards for random scenes from the video games.

>> No.13276534

>>13276527
do you have a Twitter? I swear I've seen this picture before

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>>13276533
Alternate ending where one of the bad guys wins in Game 2 (an anti-natalist dragon who wants to kill all humans).

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>>13276534
Yes: https://twitter.com/Alephwyr

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>>13276527
this type of DIY imagery better be your book covers, fren. for what it's worth, you are perfect.

can we see a sample of your most recent work?

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>>13276543
My most recent work was Modalities and Practicalities of Hell. Otherwise the only thing I've worked on lately is adding a few more notes to my General Notes for the Liber series:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YxoMMIA81XLFDqgB-ZW1YnBcWBnAHEhNOTsl2sCCOL8/edit?usp=sharing

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>>13276549
>Modalities and Practicalities of Hell
brilliant title...
a simple note from me: you need to embrace aesthetics, fellow autist. you must pepper your work with DIY imagery...it's interstitial glue.

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>>13276575
What, like this? I can churn out indefinite images like this.

>> No.13276596

>>13276586
I also handwrite different books and give them to people semi-randomly. My most competent magical text I gave to [redacted], and my most personal text I gave to my sister.

>> No.13276605

>>13276586
yes. but can you pace yourself and focus on one major narrative thread in order to lock-in and keep the reader's attention for the long haul?
if so, then there's a great 21st century novel in you.

>> No.13276610

>>13276596
PROOFS?
any pix?

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>>13276610
Well for instance, what follows are three random pictures of a text I threw away entirely (my first mirror book)

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>>13276626
I could take a picture of the book I'm hand writing right now, Protocols of the Dragonsphere, but I'm too lazy.

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>>13276628
Thanks for the interest everyone, it is very encouraging even if it is in the context of autism

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>>13276626
neato. what's a mirror book?
also, stop throwing away your various works. it might seem therapeutic in the moment...but just stop doing it. save everything.

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>>13276634
A mirror book, or book of mirrors, is like a diary for magicians basically. I am a chaos magician.

>> No.13276650

4chans been pretty cringe lately and not in the good way

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>>13276640
>chaos magician
at first blush: sounds superstitious and LARPy.
how do you go about being a chaos magician? what does it yield?

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>>13276650

>> No.13276662

>>13276653
Well for the instance, for the past year or so I've been cozying up to far rightists on twitter via method acting even though I'm a liberal at heart. It's taught me a lot about far right thought processes, I think. This is a practical example of Belief as a Technique. I have over 350 followers now just from putting on a weird admixed imitation of Moldbug and Evola and Land but with dragons.

>> No.13276668

>>13276662
and this has fueled your writing?

>> No.13276671

>>13276668
Oh yes, quite substantially. But the biggest fuel for my writing is my schizoaffective delusions, which I try to systematize and rationalize in order to better compartmentalize. The more I can think "reasonably" about my delusions, the more I can think reasonably in general, imho. So my writing is actually almost a sort of effluent output from my weird nontraditional attempts to stay sane.

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>>13276671
sweet christ. please stay sane, Alephwyr. and please remind this shithole from time to time, any new projects you're pursuing, let's us know. this place can be very very dull.
be visual.

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>>13276685
Ok, can do! The major thing I am trying to work on besides Protocols of the Dragonsphere and the Liber series is Edgelord Wizards of Vector Time: Pt 3, but I think I may drop that project to focus on a novelization of the Liber series or something since it is unlikely to get made as a game or graphic novel since I can't find anyone to collaborate with. I guess I could MS paint an entire graphic novel. Maybe I will do that instead. Really not sure.

>> No.13276699

>>13276463

Do you honestly think this shit isn't good enough for self publication? Just put all this together and call it: Random Dragon Arguments and Other Stories and then get some vaguely talented artist on Pixiv to make you a cover with some random anime girls on it. Maybe, people will think you're just pretending to be retarded. You're already good enough to be on that chart any way.

>> No.13276706

>>13276653
In the best possible case? Alan Moore.

>> No.13276716

>>13276697
>entire graphic novel
this. don't limit yourself with MS paint, though. if you feel you can work faster with traditional pencils, pens, paints, etc...scan it in later, then do that. just try to tell a compelling story.
and go nuts with the page count. what kind of print book trim size appeals to you? large format?

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>>13276699
Would you believe that I had a 144+ IQ at one point, per the WAIS? But yes, I am retarded now. I guess I could self publish a couple volumes on Amazon, might as well see what happens.

>> No.13276723

>>13276716
I figured it would be digital only for obvious reasons. I don't actually know anything about Graphic Novels, I've only read like 5 of them including two French ones and I can't understand French.

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>>13276723
digital isn't gonna last forever, and you never know what they're gonna ban next.
would be nice to have a physical copy.

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>>13276738
My sister is an artist. Maybe if it gets enough interest I could find a way to have it published or self-published, I dunno. I know nothing about it

>> No.13276762

>>13276745
i guess if you know what you need image-wise and give your sister specific marching orders...then it could work and you won't drive her crazy.
Amazon's KDP is the biggest game in town. very simple to use. pick a large trim size and go nuts with the page count.

>> No.13276766

>>13276762
My sister is like me, she is very unwell. I can't count on her to do anything for me. If it's going to happen it's going to have to be the preschool tier drawings.

>> No.13276776

>>13276766
>preschool tier drawings
hey, it is what it is. you must be able to work, edit and delete content quickly without waiting on anyone but yourself.

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>> No.13276822

>>13276793
That is amazing.

I am trying to set up my Amazon account to self-publish but apparently they don't recognize my passport as valid for whatever reason.

>> No.13277410

>>13274902
needs The Diamond League by Brandon Jones

>> No.13277698

>>13274392
China Jenga
by Semenya & Wang
Coming November

>> No.13277704

>>13274392
You're missing Luke Feistamel

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>>13274392

>> No.13278228

suma theeologica

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>>13274902
Jesus Christ, I've read more than half of them. The specific ones I've read before being 'Selfie, Suicide,' 'The Foundation of Exploration,' 'The Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra,' 'Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality,' 'Behead All Satans,' 'Fallout: Equestria,' and 'Leftopia.'

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>>13276507
Wait you're this?

>> No.13278821

>>13278663
Yeah I wrote that.

>> No.13279044

>>13274392
Marienbad, my love


We should do the schizo canon next.

>> No.13279160

Well I got sketchpads and colored pencils so in theory there's nothing holding me back except my corrupt brain and my intense sense of shame at producing garbage. Ganbare, me!

>> No.13279344

>>13278821
Where to start with chaos magic?

>> No.13279382

>>13279344
The traditional place has been Phil Hine and Peter J Caroll, but while they're still interesting, chaos magick is basically just Americanized, largely libertarian-flavored existentialism. If you have a grasp on the currents you don't really need the books. The main taglines of chaos magick are "Nothing is true, everything is permitted" and "Belief is a technique". The former used to be the highest level of initiatic knowledge in the old days, so naturally the tradition of chaos magick begins by giving it to everyone.

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Bump

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>>13280519
I've drawn some stuff now. Since there's going to be a hell of a lot of redundancy I'm just going to draw like, the sprites basically, and the backgrounds, as if it were a game, and then copy and paste them around in MSpaint

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>>13281190
Character art. I can do this. It will suck but I can do it.

>> No.13281226

>>13280519
do the dragons speak English or have you developed a conlang for them?

>> No.13281256

>>13278663
this person vastly over estimates the iq of others and how much it takes to perform simple jobs, probably an oversocialized cunt who thinks they're smarter than they are.

>> No.13281266

>>13281226
They speak English. I toyed with the idea of having them speak various other languages on occasion as the plot might require: Enochian patched with Hebrew, or Akkadian, or even French. But I don't speak any other languages, so I decided against it.

>> No.13281273

>>13281256
No I know I'm stupid and hate myself for it. But I used to be intelligent, before the schizoaffective and psychosis. Definitely never oversocialized.