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>finally had sex
>every romance novel makes sense now

>> No.13259095

>>13259092
>have sex
>take final plunge into unscrupulous misogyny

>> No.13259096

Please stop crossposting shit from /tv/

>> No.13259130
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>The characters in the book finally have sex
>It should have been me banging her

>> No.13259137

how?

just how?

share your ways

>> No.13259140
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>>13259092
Stop having sex.

>> No.13259153

>>13259140
they literally say the opposite on /sci/

>> No.13259158

>anime poster
Suuuuure I believe you
If you did it was either a man or a fat chick, neither of which counts
Copulate with an attractive female OP

>> No.13259174

>>13259158
60% of women are fat chicks.

>> No.13259196

>>13259174
better get to work then

>> No.13259200

>>13259174
t. Amerigoblin

>> No.13259224

>>13259200
AND IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU

>> No.13259227

>>13259158
It was probably his niece

>> No.13259340

>>13259158
And what if I like men and fat chicks?

>> No.13259394

>>13259340
based

>> No.13259557

>>13259096
Please stop crossbrowsing 4channel

>> No.13259589

>>13259095
Lel. This. The fact that I spent half my twenties working towards something she only had to put on a bit of makeup and leave the house for just made me resent women even more.

>> No.13259617

>>13259158
4chan is an anime imageboard. There is only 1 protected class here - anime posters

>> No.13259648

>>13259158
What matters is that it is with the woman he truly loves and always has. Then it is pure.

>> No.13259651

>>13259092
You can have sex and still be a virgin.

>> No.13259662

>>13259092
>tried drinking once
>finally understand alcoholics

>> No.13259673

>>13259651
Oh yeah I forgot about that.

Awesome news. I have sex every day and I’m still a virgin

>> No.13259677

>>13259651
Wow, that's deep...

>> No.13259764

>>13259651
subject: roastie
verb: getting
object: toastie

>> No.13259768

>>13259092
How was it?

>> No.13260116

>>13259092
What's sex like for men? After I fuck a guy they're very happy and relaxed. Several have curled up and fallen asleep next to me.

>> No.13260181

>>13260116
I wouldn't know.

>> No.13260220

>>13260116
Have Sex with me and I can tell you.

>> No.13260222

>>13260116
Confirming. Having sex with men is better than having sex with women.

>> No.13260230

>>13259092
>have sex
>i wish i didn't

>> No.13260277

>have sex
>the howling emptiness only intensifies

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>>13259092
>finally have sex
>wake up

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>>13260230
>can't stop cheating on my girlfriend of two years
>literally fucked another girls sister at a party I took my girlfriend to a week ago and she still didn't find out
>literally can not stop, constantly horny and hooking up
What the FUCK is wrong with me

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>>13260291

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>>13260291
Anon...

>> No.13260310

>>13260295
Based womanizing anon

>> No.13260566

>>13259092
>28 years old, have still not had sex
>don't even want to anymore, porn and even couples enthusiastically kissing each other grosses me out
Change my mind.

>> No.13260791

>>13260566
You're missing out on a pretty nice time, sexual intimacy with a woman is also the closest way to emotional intimacy, but it's fine if you have no interest. Just realize that it is quite a unique and universal act, lovemaking.

>> No.13260808

>>13260566
Because nothing relaxes the soul like the vanguard of your partner, protecting and shielding you, while you may get the greatest respite this world has to offer. Nothing quite melts the stony walls of melancholy like something as simple as clutching at your partner's hand.

>> No.13260811

>>13260808
cringe

>> No.13260818

>>13260811
Have you ever even held someone's hand without sweating like a pig?

>> No.13260828

sex is reddit

>> No.13260836

>>13260295
Learn to control your hedonist desires. If you can't do something as simple as not cheat, you don't really deserve her.

>> No.13260840

Had sex with à stranger
Don't remember her name
She was quiet good to look at
I never met her again
She didn't say a word
She only kissed my smile,
And there was a tear of my eyes
I remember her some days,
Only when I feel sad.

Had sex with a stranger,
She left me with an eyeblink,
I thought love is painfull,

But she made me happy...

>> No.13260859

>>13260840
Go cut yourself or something