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reading to impress girls.
can it be done? have you had success? any tips?

>> No.13216816

>>13216812
Forget about girls, read the Bible and impress God instead

>> No.13216824

>>13216816
fuckin based

>> No.13216833

>>13216816
THIS. The only way to women is through Him. All of the "secrets" about women will be revealed to you once you embrace and improve your relationship with God.

>> No.13216837

>>13216816
Based retard.

>> No.13216861

>>13216812
Just be attractive, go out to a park and read Harry Potter.

>> No.13216863

>>13216816
fpbp

>> No.13216866

>>13216816
is god an arthoe?

>> No.13216887

>>13216816
>>13216833
How does it feel to have a sub-90 IQ?

I can only assume it must feel like being mildly drunk every single day of the week.

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>>13216816
Based.

>> No.13216922

>>13216887
feels great, considering I will be going to heaven while you will be burning in hellfire, receiving satin's cock for the rest of eternity

>> No.13216929

>>13216922
based and retardpilled

>> No.13216930

>>13216816
gr8

>> No.13216931

>>13216922
there is no heaven or hellfire
you don't have a soul and once your body dies it's all gone forever

>> No.13216947

>>13216931
sources?

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>>13216816
I once managed to impress a couple old women with my Biblical knowledge.
They told me it won't be long before I get married and start having children.
They couldn't have been more wrong.

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>>13216950

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>>13216931
prove it cuck

>> No.13216993

>>13216922
> I will be going to heaven while you will be burning in hellfire
Very powerful sentence and very much based.

>> No.13218042

>>13216812
What is happening in this image.

>> No.13218141

>>13216922
>not wanting satan's cock
what's wrong with you?

>> No.13218174

>>13216816
why, if god wanted human beings to have religion, did he not simply give it to them? instead of arranging the world in one way and then sending someone along to explain that really the whole set-up was quite different

>> No.13218182

>>13218174
Isn't revelation and prophecy a form of 'giving' religion.

>> No.13218197

>>13218182
clearly not

>> No.13218608

Reading Catcher in the Rye, Confederacy of Dunces or anything by Kurt Vonnegurt will impress a girl. Teenage girl that is MUHAHAHAH

>> No.13219690

>>13216816
Unironically this. FPBP

>> No.13219726

>>13216816
fpbp

>> No.13219823

Books recommended on Reddit (but not IJ) are a good start. No one cares about how deep down the rabbit hole you are. Women (and men) are infinitely more curious and interested in someone reading a book they've heard of, especially one they've read before, than someone reading an obscure tract, even if it's objectively better.