/lit/ - Literature

>>13191467
The final one

>>13191467
Isn't Hermione supposed to be black? Why is she drawn as white?

>>13191471
Everyone lives happily ever after yea!

The one where Dumbledore dies.

>>13191467
The one where Hagrid and Dumbledore fuck

>>13191467
1st and 3rd books
the rest is shit

>>13191483
I would fuck black hermione
I felt the need to tell you.

>>13191467
Book one, chapter eleven. Titled "Quidditch." As a kid my mom started reading Harry Potter to me, but the first chapter is just Dumbledore whining about his scar shaped like the London Underground and stuff. I thought it was weird. But one Sunday afternoon I was bored so I grabbed the book and looked at the table of contents. I saw chapter eleven was titled some silly made-up word. I flipped to that chapter and read it and thought all the flying magic broomstick games were neat. Then I started at the beginning and read the whole thing. I think it was the first chapter book I read.

what does snog mean?

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Wow harry potter is a lot worse than I remember

>>13193240
better*
sorry, autocorrect

>>13191467
I like the part in the 5th book when they revolt against the headmaster and the twins escape

>>13193262
Very worse* autocorrect is a bitch lol

>>13193127
Deep, passionate, kissing. The American term for sniffing is “making out”

>>13193127
Deep, passionate, kissing. The American term for snogging is “making out”

>>13191467
The one with the Quirrel twist. I had to put the book down over how amazing it felt to be surprised. Never happened to me ever again in any media; which makes me quite jelly of the people who get strong reactions.

The first (or was it second?) chapter in book 6 was cool too, the description of the shithole where Snape lived was damn nice.

Harry trashing Dumbledores office in 5 was pretty interesting too before the whole dumb prophecy shit reveal.
And in the same book, him following ghosts hoping to talk to Sirius again almost got me in the feelz.

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>>13193199
This is just painful to read.

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>>13193212
lol so randum xD

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>>13193552
An ai wrote those pages, get a sense of humour retards

>>13193627
If you're over the age of 4, random words that somehow make a functional sentence isn't funny.

>>13191721
3rd book best book

>>13193667
"I'm grown up and mature so funny things that are childish are no longer funny"
Pathetic

>>13193191
Those first three lines are unironically better than anything Rowling has ever written. Take that as you will.

>>13193707
Hey, I'm glad you're enjoying it and all … I just fail how an adult brain is supposed to get the funny out of it. Humour usually works on breaking of a pattern; doing it by writing nonsense sentences feels just stale.

>>13193707
I agree. A man who can no longer enjoy nonsense can no longer enjoy life.

>>13193787
Nigger...you're in a fucking Harry Potter thread. You really wanna ride around on a high horse and pretend you're too cultured to find that shit funny?

>>13193808
It's not about being cultured or some dumb high brown shit. I genuinely don't get how adults can laugh over random sentences or typos (which I doubt is related to some simplistic shit like "lol, they're stooopeed"). I hoped to learn something.

>>13193876
Not him but basically if you read those pages and really try to imagine this mad world, the resulting mental image is more absurd than what any real author could ever create. The humor isn't the fact that it's random, but that absurdity. Someone living in a hut full of shrieking furniture? Ron wearing a shirt with a picture of himself, and later proposing to use "Ron magic"? Even if you don't find it funny yourself surely you have to understand why someone else could, either as surrealism or plain madcap joy?

>>13194266
Eh, absurdism tends to have sorts of internal logic that enhances the effect, not being randomly absurd. Though fair point, the shitty writing just triggered me too much to see that angle.