/lit/ - Literature

Captain Obvious strikes again.

>>1317686
This is a really good post on multiple levels.

>>1317688
I think the same thing.

>/lit/ mentality
>this is why i'm especially hated by them

>>1317690
Just letting you know, I'm never listening to him again because you posted that.

>>1317693
>not saging a troll thread
typical /lit/ hypocrisy - it's the guy saging troll threads that's the troll!

>>1317690
"Hate" would imply that /lit/ cares one way or the other about you. That is not the case.

>>1317700
I think that picture sums him up nicely.

>>1317700
That picture is perhaps the most perfect encapsulation of 4chan tripfags that I have ever seen.

>>1317700
>dont care
>continue to make it an issue whenever i post
lollolololololololo

>>1317702
>>1317703
samefag, use different ips next time.

>>1317710
just poppin in to say i dislike you as well. it's hard to ignore you since you shit up every thread so i care a lot. im the caremaster. fuck you. kill yourself already. have a nice day

>>1317710
Now this might come as a surpise to you, but I only posted this:

>>1317702

You can even check it, get a life fag. Why do you even get up in the morning.

>>1317700
nice

wwwwwwwwwwwwwhice, you try so hard to be a clever troll. nothing you post is ever as funny or insightful as you think it is.

>>1317713
>>1317714

You know, I know that this isn't the case-- but I would not be suprised at all if these two posts were ty samefagging to make it look like anyone, anywhere, gives a shit about anything he does enough to dislike him.

>>1317713
>you shit up every thread
Has it ever occured to you that you are shitting up the thread just as much by responding? You really should take responsibility for your own behavior.

>>1317721
a lot of ppl come to 4chan to flame. and its easiest to flame the obvious retards such as tybrax

>>1317727
this thread isnt worth anything. dont white knight tybrax you stupid dick

>I rely on logical fallacies in hope to win an argument

When people like you do stuff like that, I simply just point out where they went wrong and it makes them look like even more of an idiot. What pisses me off even more is that the rest of you guys agree with OP.

>>1317731
Pointing out your oblivious stupidity is hardly white-knighting anyone else. It's just that you're too stupid to recognize that by responding to obvious, easymode trolls you are contributing to the shitting up of the thread.

You'd have to be a mouthbreathing imbecile not to see that.

>>1317742

>>1317742
u mad?

>>1317739
agreed, people in this world are more guided by ratio than by emotion or intuition. thats why you're post is right. you are right

>>1317742
Currently lolling hard at your hypocrisy.

>>1317739
>it makes them look like

To whom? I submit that if no one else in the thread thinks that the person you are debating with is an idiot, and instead thinks that YOU'RE the idiot, then all your logic and reason, no matter how infallible, isn't worth a pile of dead niggers.

That is why as hominem and appeal to the majority will own the interwebs forever.

>>1317700
>>1317744
>same images
>brownbear has been known to post anonymously
notsureifbb.jpg

Also misterwhiteknight enjoy battling the stupidity I put up with. you're an idiot if you don't recognise that's why im even hated in the first place.

ass hominem

>>1317743
>>1317744
>>1317748

mad samefag is mad, lol

>>1317753
>implying I'm BB

lol u dum

>>1317757
Or are you mad that so many people see that you mad?

>>1317753
ppl hate you because you're a pathetic attention whore constantly making shitty trollposts and then crying afterwards about your eating binges and self-mutilation because people were mean to you on the internet

>>1317757
You must be new here and not understand flood control

>>1317759
No, I'm loling that I made so many people mad that they responded. I'm really the best troll here. Don't be jelly that you got rooked by a superior troll.

OP here.

/lit/ you guys are too easy. Maybe I'll delete this thread to troll you all even harder.

>>1317766

Do it.

>>1317750
>It appeals to the majority

and that makes it any more justifiable? The majority doesn't know what Ad Hominem is and can be easily persuaded. You're just taking advantage of their ignorance.

>>1317769
If I do, I can just post it again and start over.

You're a chump for responding to an obvious troll like me. You're cancer.

>>1317771

An heir to the throne of Captain Obvious?

>Implying that the person you're trying to convince isn't your interlocutor.
Silly troll, the only person who thinks you've won in that eventuality is you.

>>1317774
I don't care. People such as you and OP see this shit as justifiable. This Is why existentialism fails.

>>1317773

You're a little bit of a foolish troll. That's what I want. I want you to troll lit. I'm just too lazy to do it myself, so I'd rather give you the moral courage and justification to do what you actually want to do, instead of taking the time to do it myself.

I guess I failed at making you my puppet as you made /lit/ your puppet.

>>1317780
Nah, brah. Nah.

>>1317780
>interlocutor

>>1317784
>I guess I failed at making you my puppet as you made /lit/ your puppet.

Yes, you did fail, and yes, I did make /lit/ my puppet. Thank you for recognizing this.

>>1317792

Of course, trolling /lit/, is comparable to reading Dick and Jane, in terms of difficulty.

>>1317796
>Of course, trolling /lit/, is comparable to reading Dick and Jane, in terms of difficulty.

That's because the people on /lit/ are imbeciles.
You are a person on /lit/.
Therefore, you are an imbecile.

>>1317784
>I guess I failed at making you my puppet as you made /lit/ your puppet.

See, ladies and gentlemen, THIS is good unsound argumentation. Do you see how he distances himself from the conversation and from the general /lit/ population while appealing to the OP troll's sense of self-satisfaction? In a single, simple sentence he recovers his personal dignity, implies that all of /lit/ is bumping this troll thread, rather than the fairly clumsy self-bumping OP, and gives the OP an opportunity to gloat and feel special about himself without immediately demanding a response. This poster can now leave with his e-peen intact. If he's smart, he will.

>>1317801

I guess it takes two to tango, if you will.

>>1317801
makes me glad that im the anti-/lit/.

>>1317806

You highly overestimate me.

>>1317811
You're on /lit/ too.
In fact, you're like the poster-child of imbecility here.

>>1317821
>poster-child
nope. i'm the pied-piper, publicly abused by the anti-intellectuals on here.

Wow, this thread sucks.

Regardless, just popping into say kill yourself TyBrax.

>>1317806
>he recovers his personal dignity

I wouldn't exactly call supplicating yourself before a troll 'dignified'. In fact I'd say he left his e-peen behind like a lizard tail.

>>1317832

Holy fuck, that was god damn hilarious.

>>1317831
when you sage a troll thread, it means you support my cause. >>1317825

>>1317825
No you're not. I'm the pied-piper.

Look at how I've strung you along in this conversation, getting you to respond to everything I say exactly in the way I want you to respond to me.

I'm just really a much better troll than you are. You walk in the garden of my turbulence.

>>1317845

>implying you haven't been strung along

>>1317832
An interesting point. Now that I've seen the responses, I'm quite sure that you're correct. At the time, it seemed like he was going to inspire another attack on /lit/ in general, thereby sparing himself, but the OP troll is unfocused enough that I wasn't able to predict his attacking both.

>>1317847

I'm really just bored and procrastinating on eating. I'm just writing whatever bullshit seems relatively humorous.

Would you be my friend?

>>1317846
Congratulations. You've just been added to my trophy room of Trolled Anons.

I AM THE PUPPETMASTER BWAHAHAHAHA

OP here. The next five posts will be votes to either keep this thread up or delete it.

Monkey's choice.

delete

keep up lol

Keep it up.

>>1317881
>>1317877

samefag

Delete this shit.

>>1317887

OP here. I never said you couln't vote more than once. I just said 'the next five posts'

God /lit/, you're almost unbearably stupid sometimes. Anyway, one vote left. Who's gonna call it?

>>1317766
>>1317796
if you believe it is easy to troll /fa/, you have no idea how hard you're being counter-trolled

oh yeah delete plz

inb4 that's not OP, and the thread stays alive anyway

>>1317894

>implying anything was said other than that the two posts were made by the same poster

>>1317894

Hmm, 2 for delete, 2 for keep it up, and one for samefag.

Sounds like you're in a pickle OP.

>>1317896
>inb4 that's not OP, and the thread stays alive anyway

Vote over. But since you decided to cast aspersions on my virtue, I am going to leave it up for a few minutes to be sure you see this, and then see it dissapear, just so you know how wrong you are.

I am a man of honor, sir, and you will not besmirch me!

>>1317902
Yet another il/lit/erati proves his lack of reading comprehension skills.

You should all be glad to be rid of your shamefull stupidities here when I delete this thread. Truly, I am a river to my people.

>>1317903

Eh, nice usage of basic trolling technique. String him along, so he waits for the thread to be deleted, but it never will, since you're not OP.

>>1317907

>The next five posts will be votes to either keep this thread up or delete it.

That was a statement. It turned into a false statement. I'm amused anyway.