/lit/ - Literature

They're all ugly with perhaps the exception of the one in the back left.

>>13147536
Yes, and the apocrypha. Have you ladies ever heard of the dead sea scrolls?

>>13147558
Shit taste.

>>13147567
Haha you're so funny! Are you free next weekend??

>>13147598
I'm sorry, I'm afraid I wasn't joking. I was inquiring whether any of you were familiar with the dead sea scrolls. They are a truly profound set of early christian documents found at an archeological site known as Qumran in Jerusalem. These documents reveal truly extraordinary correlaries between early Christendom and Hebrew, as well as a potential predecessor to the Mohammedians.

Ladies if you have not yet read these documents I'm afraid I will have to retire to my study for the evening, as there is much yet to be discovered about the exact meaning of these documents. If any of you should decide to join me in my endeavor to translate these documents I would be happy to further our correspondence going forward.

>>13147623
>"between early Christendom and Hebrew"

Correction ladies, between early Christendom and *Judaism*

>>13147536
I hate women. I wish I wasn’t so attracted to them. Fuck.

>>13147641
I used to think the same thing so I just started fapping to men. Was easy to migrate over from trap porn.

>>13147536
No.

>>13147659
Begone, sodomite.

>>13147676
No homo.

>>13147583
"With perhaps"
I didn't say she was some startling example of beauty, brainlet. The resolution is too unclear and there is something about her that seem off in a Angela Sarafyan way.

The rest of the women there are all without, question very ugly:

1. Ugly nose, dead soulless eyes, receding forehead (masculine feature).
2. Excess adipose tissue on the face to the extent it looks almost like Botox, result of over-eating and too much ethanol imbibing. Also soulless eyes.
3. Rounded very plain face, masculine nose. Do not let the highlights fool you.
4. Deviated septum, ugly lips, bad facial proportions
5. Possibly sister of her. Again, not very great.
6. The best looking of the bunch. proportional, distinct face, chiseled yet still feminine. Presumably controls her drinking and practices the virtue temperance.
7. Homely Kitchen-Wench. Isn't vain and knows she isn't unattractive like the rest of them so I'll give her that.
8. FAS-esque facial proportions.
9. Scrunched granny face. Sort of person you know will be an oncology patient one day.
10. Ernest Borgnine
11. Life long sun-deprived, strange nose to lip ratio.
12. Reminds me of the Lion from the Wizard of Oz
13. Gopher face. Too much fat on it.
14. Transvestite.
15. Big head. Wide eyes. Chubby face but it seems genetic in her case which is better than the glutenous or alcoholic consequence as with the others.
16. A small-Pygmy head with accompanying symmetrical spaced teeth, drawn on nefarious eyebrows. Some facial swelling from weekly bouts of drunkenness.
17. Soulless eyes, swollen face, drawn on eyebrows. Possibly related to #16. She thinks she is the best looking of the bunch.
18. Nothing particularly note worthy. Give her some credit for having a smug expression.

You're the one with shit taste, buddy.

>>13147741
This is so low I can't even picture somebody from /v/ making this post.

>>13147786
I'm sorry. My aesthetic perception was insulted ("shit taste") and I had to defend it.

>>13147741
Shit take on 5 desu

>>13147623
based anon

>>13147741
Pure autism. I'm in tears

>>13147741
Legitimate autism, never stop anon.

>>13147628
I mean, hes not wrong when he makes a distinction between the Hebrews and Judaism. Rabbinical Judaism is younger than Christianity.

>>13147623
These are unnecessary for Christian Theology. God provided us the Bible we needed. If we needed the dead sea scrolls they would be in the Bible.

>>13147741
17 is the indeed the best-looking one

>>13147741
>Ernest Borgnine

>>13147741
Yikes. Have sex.

>>13148017
t.

>>13148011
You see old chap that's where you're wrong. God does not function as some magical formless entity, God functions in the hearts and minds of Men. It is only through those documents that fallible men did not include into the Old Testament scriptures that we can piece together the entire picture of what the Semitic tradition actually means.

Afterall, you wouldn't want to be exposed a simpleton cuck of the fabricated Pauline gospels now would you Anon?

>>13148017
#6 looks 100x better than #17.
The white teeth (sign of beauty or health, compelling mating) have you fooled.

>>13147623
Qumran is not in Jerusalem. It's, get this: near the Dead Sea.

The pottery containing the scrolls was found in a cave in the Qumran area.

>>13148041
Lol, no.

>>13148054

>>13148043
Bloody hell anon it's in that bastard's land that the judenfolk inhabit, no need to mire yourself in the details of the matter. What's important is that these young girls have a general awareness of the geography, do you expect them to know the difference between the Qumran region and Jerusalem? Honestly Anon these women are utter imbeciles you can see it on their faces.

>>13148041
>You though a woman is attractive because of physical characteristics that make women attractive to men therefore you are wrong
Are you dumb

>>13147741
I'd screencap this but I'll let your 'tism slide for now.

>>13148083
>one feature capable of obfuscating aesthetic assessments is the be all and end all of beauty

>>13147741
You're a cool guy. Being sincere btw.

>>13148104
What meaning does female beauty have outside of sexual attractiveness? The things you find beautiful are the things that sexually attract you.

>>13147623
This but unironically.
They even had the Sermon on the Mount in the Dead Sea Scrolls.

>>13148038
I'm sympathetic to this line of thinking but the approach is flawed.

I accept the church is a real living institution on earth > accept the authority of the Church > accept the authority of the church fathers and councils. So the books included in the Bible are there by the authority of God. What we have in the bible is necessary for theology. There are books that are good, but not necessary, which are worth reading, but not included in the bible.

>>13148134
If this was true, porn stars would all be models and actresses instead.

>>13147741
I read this through again and I'm actually going to say well done. Patrician taste. I especially loved the drinking comments.

>>13148134
Soulless post

>>13147741
kys

>>13147536
Hey ladies. Looking good. But this party is a bit slow, don't you think? You know what really gives a party that special something? No, don't answer, it's a rhetorical question. That's right. Some delicious and refreshing Coca-Cola®.

>>13147623
>I'm afraid I will have to retire to my study

>>13147583
Are you blind?

>>13148233
Are you?

>>13148169
I'm afraid to say that there is a flaw in your methodology. You have to understand, that with both Judaism, and Islam, there is a very clear chain of transmission and narration from the prophets of these religions, to a priestly body. In Christianity, there appears to be major divergences within the texts, primarily concerning the differences between the Romanized Pauline Gospel, and the Hebraic Nastorean/Ebionite/Gnostic groups that adhere much more strictly to conventional old testament laws and rites. It is simply not an honest pursuit to claim infallability of the new testament because "God" said so. One must understand the exact details concerning the historicity of the events described therein before one can ascertain from their own faculties of reason whether or not this religious doctrine has any merit within broader context of comparative religion.

>>13148177
Models and actresses are generally more attractive than porn stars, so you're wrong. Also being an actress requires a different skillset and being a model requires particular body proportions.

>>13148275
Which contradicts your earlier post.

>>13148244
I dont disagree with your analysis at all, sir. The point I hold to is that Christianity represents a change. Islam is very much closer to Judaism, so Im not surprised it adheres to that model. But that the Bible produced by the Councils diverges from that tradition doesnt surprise or bother me in the least bit. The process Christ initiated would lead to a different approach. Conventional christian theology towards the law, as Im sure you know, is quite nuanced.

>>13147536
You are welcome.

>>13148430
well played old Chap, would have to agree with you as well.

>>13148471
Which girl is the best looking of the bunch?

>>13148480
These ladies are a bit to young for me, however I would be delighted to meet their mothers.

>>13148427
It doesn't. Having a career as a human toilet is not something most people aspire to, regardless of their appearance.

>>13148485
Based boomer

>>13147741
Put me in the screencap. Fuck you gabs.

>>13148485
I asked which is the best looking, not which one is the most fuckable, you retard.

>>13147741
Based.

>>13147741

>>13148643
ya i need to gtfo the internet for today.

>>13147741
18 a cute

>>13147741
This is the most pure form of autism I've seen in a while. You are one of a kind anon.

>>13148834
no. 6 and no. 18 are good.

>>13148727
>today
Forever.

>>13148991
OMG ABSOLUTELY BTFO'd GIGABASED AND CHADPILLED AMIRITE?

>>13148448
leftmost green tick has a moustache

>>13147536
Are pics like this meant to trigger social anxiety in the weaker anons?

>>13147741
No six is meh, no 18 is possibly marriageable, with 17, 15, 13 and maybe 14 being fuckable. I'd give 8, 10, 11 and 12 the benefit of the doubt since they're probably being screwed over by a light source. 1 isn't bad but is very generic looking.
>>13148710
>when the holes are part of the design

>>13149496
6 is the best.

>>13148134
Their beauty may be tied to human fertility, but they've still got the geometry. But it's an interesting question, whether women would be considered beautiful were it not for the reproductive function we share. I think yes.

>>13148710
Whoever made this image in jest doesn't know how strict modeling standards are.

>>13149587
She's not though.

>>13147741
based

Letters from paul or w/e are gay ass fuck all I read js genesis, 4 gospels and revelations the rest is jewish hijacking.

>>13147741
Put me in the screencap!

>>13147558
Detected the homo

>>13147741
based and incelpilled as fuck

>>13147536
I would guess those girls are too annoying so no sane male wants to spend time with them, eventually the group grows, expanding to the one in the picture, or stays small, 5 or 6 girls, but I'm unsure about the overall mood. Is it a hornet's nest, where they've grown so desperate so no male can penetrate, or is it an easy entry because they want the cock so badly.

>>13149820
Someone preferring 1 and 14 would be homosexual.

>>13147741
love anons autism

>>13147741
never change lit, put me in the screencap bitte

>>13147741
My goodness anon, this is pure autism

>>13147741
It's posts like these I come here for

>>13147623
>expecting females to even know how to read in the first place

>>13147741
>reminds me of the lion from the wizard of oz
It's hilarious how specific yet true this is. It's a shame that the tin man and scarecrow are not also there

>>13147792
Good work anon.

>>13147741
I want the same anon, the same picture, but the girls without make up.

>>13147741
mfw

>>13147741
this is fascinating, anon.

All except the minor prophets.

>>13147741
Put me in the screen cap

>>13147623
>I would be happy to further our correspondence going forward
lmao

>>13147536
Girls who care about this aren't actually impressed unless you can recite appropriate verses from memory for any occasion or argument at a minimum.

>>13148134
I jack off to women who don't seem that beautiful.

>>13151467
Lowers your standards. Not gonna make it.

>>13147741
absolutely amazing post but I would disagree with 1, 5 and 17, all of which I would love to grab and intensely hold their hands on a park bench at night

>>13147741
Posts like this one are why I come on 4chan.

>>13147558
Incorrect. There are some top-tier gurls lining the left.

>>13151421
Good thing 1 Corinthians 13 applies to a wide variety of things

>>13147741
Fucking based and saved, top tier autism

>>13147741
This is great.

>>13147623
>>13147741
Funniest thread I've seen in a while.

>>13147741
unironically based alert

>>13147623
>I showed you my intellectual pseud dick, pls respond

>>13147623
This guy later died in his study. The cause of death? The CURSE OF THE DEAD SEA SCROLLS.

>>13147558
>elbows 2 pointy

>>13147598
>next weekend
>not this weekend
>implying previous engagement
>she'll ditch him this weekend to date me next weekend
>I'll be ditched too for the next guy
They can't hide their vice. to me.

>>13148588
>>13149806
>>13150335
why do you queers always have to do this, seriously, stop

>>13147741
>Come, Limpring, observe what the autist is up to

>>13147623
Based ignatius

>>13147536
>

>>13151905
If I only had a heart.

>>13152170
Nerve*

>>13147558
They all have their virtues.
Anal sex makes up for a lot of shortcomings.

I want to deposit my sperm in each of her mouths until I have a heart attack! Liongirl makes me cum buckets.

>>13147536
Yes, by the fifth/sixth grade there wasn't much left in the elementary library that interested me. Did I mention I was ten years old? But that still isn't much of an accomplishment to tell you the truth. Historically the Bible was the very focal point of education. Most people had read it in Sunday school before they even dropped out of 8th to work on the farm. And of course every classical education would have you learning latin. I am a genius though. The kind that FUCKS ;). haha

No I stopped at the part where so patriarch was caught seen naked by his sons and this was such a great sin that he disavowed them (or smth)

>>13147623
>I'm afraid I will have to retire to my study for the evening

>>13152738
Abominable act.

>>13147536
I’ve read like the first 20 verses.

>>13147741
based my man, nice taste

>>13147536
Yeah, I read the RSV Bible and attend mass at an SSPX chapel. You girls should really consider coming to the Latin Mass. I've also read the Quran several times, but that was for my Middle Eastern studies minor during my undergrad.

>>13147741
This is what excessive porn consumption does to an already autistic brain.

>>13153968
Excessive porn consumption lowers standards.

>>13147558
You’re only saying this because you couldn’t find a man in the picture

The books about lineages and shit are quite boring, criminally so.

>>13147741
We now just need a picture of you to ascertain that you wouldn't be salivating in front of any of the women you depicted here, you incel twat

>>13153975
Just seeing pictures of beautiful women does that

>>13147536
No, also I’m gay. And no I don’t wanna be your friend. Bye.

>>13153440
To be "seen naked" is to have sex.

>>13147558

This is the consequence of daily porn use.

>>13151695
>mfw your post ends up in the screencap but you didn't ask for it

>>13151648
JUST AS PREDICTED BY THE DEAD SEA SCROLLS

>>13154592
Based.

>>13154453
>muh porn increases standards
I don't get why people are saying this. Porn desensitizes you to aesthetic qualities and makes sexually exaggerated voluptuous features all that matter

>>13147558
have sex, anon

>>13147536
Yes. Best alegorical stories i have ever read.

>>13147536
They are Polish if anyone wonders

>>13154453
>i want to fuck every woman
This is the real consequence of daily porn use.

>>13155011
>dont want to fuck all women
the consequence of low T

>>13154934
>muh porn increases standards
no it lowers sex drive through lowering testosterone

>>13155068
Porn fuels and increases sex drive. Libido is a product of behavior and habit more than it is a function of hormones, although both are at play.

>>13155079
This guy studies.

>>13154453
I watch porn everyday and find nearly all of them attractive

>>13154934
Does looking at food make you less hungry because you are desensitized to the aesthetic qualities and exaggerated voluptuous features?

>>13155317
Gluttons are seldom gastronomists.
They gorge indiscriminately. Ho Hos, Fritos, Iced Cream. They eat whatever, whenever, wherever.

>>13147741
>>13147623
Please never leave based anon, this shit was the best.

>>13148427
Not the guy, but it doesn't. Having acting skills doesn't make a woman more attractive (or "beautiful") for men which was the point.

>>13147536
No. I think I've only read the first chapter of the old testament, it was a 'meh' origin story so I kinda stopped there because I'm already familiar with Christianity from all the cultural memes that surround me. There's no need to subject myself to dozens of hours of boredom when I could be literary doing anything else.

>>13151695
because faggots like you always comply

>>13155535
cringe

I've actually read the entirety of the Bible. Large sections are brutally boring.
The end of Job has some of my favorite poetry ever. Many Psalms are amazing, and Ecclesiastes is fantastic.
Don't read some shit tier translation though.

>>13147741

>Top Tier
1, 2, 5, 7, 17, 18?

>Not interested tier
The rest

>>13147741
I'm also gay btw, not sure if that matters

>>13147741
came here from the internet to laugh at you

>>13147741

this is why autism is superior to all other brain configurations

>>13147741
>Ernest Borgnine

>>13147741
>Sort of person you know will be an oncology patient one day.
You're wrong tho, 7 and 18 are the best. 6 has eyes that are too hollow and a bad hairline.

>>13147741
Based and Ernestpilled

>>13153407
oof

>>13147741

>>13147536
OP where did you find this picture? Asking for a friend

Its strange that this hobby which presumably requires a decent amount of intellectual ability would attract so many fucking idiots

>>13147741
I legitimately believe 18 might be an ex of mine, but since her face is half cut off I have no way to know.

>>13147741
Y I K E S

>>13147741
based

>>13147623
Alpha as fuck

>>13147741

>just get a church girl like me

>>13148177
That'd be if you're more sexually attracted to porn stars than models or actresses. Personally, that's not the case, in fact, the opposite is.

>>13147558
Have sex

>>13155011
No its not