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>be white dad oldhead
>leave son at his black friend's birthday party
>the only other white person there is this kid named Tommy
>leave
>come back some hours later to pick up son
>birthday boy's dad tells me "I'll go get Tommy"
>it takes every ounce of will to not say "TOMMY AIN'T MY MUTHAFUCKIN' BOY"
>calmy say "I'm Danny's dad"
>the other man apologizes for his mistake
>I leave with my son
>he had a great time at the party
>take son home knowing I just barely have my autism under control enough to not fuck everything up

>> No.13126235

oh shit I thought this was /mu/

>> No.13126238

>>13126229
>epic reddit feel man meme
>roleplaying as a boomer
/lit/ - literature

>> No.13126247

>>13126238
stop calling everything you don't like reddit you astroturfing nigger loving shitposting faggot. No one is going to stop posting images that trigger you

>> No.13126256

>>13126229
Hope you made your son take a long bath after being in prolonged close contact with niggers

>> No.13126262

>>13126229
Thanks for sharing you dumbass boomer

>> No.13126268

>>13126235
And how would posting this retarded story on a music board be any better? Its completely off topic go to /r9k/ to complain about normal human activities that everyone in the world can do but you.

>> No.13126280
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>>13126229
Based wu tang poster

>> No.13126299

>>13126229
You're son got BLACKED and now he's a sissy slut for big black cocks

>> No.13126336

>>13126247
found the redditor with pictures of frogs on his harddrive
XD include me in the screenshot

>> No.13126377

I believe every bot of my autism will disappear when I have a kid, this will be the last bit of autism after finding a normie wife.

I might never make it by I will never marry a weird whore.

>> No.13126398

>>13126229
>Letting your offspring fraternize with negroes

>> No.13126451

>>13126268
"Tommy ain't my muthafuckin' boy" is a line from a GZA song. The autistic episode isn't one of rage; it's one of having the urge to reference something you're passionate about regardless of how socially inappropriate it would be. The inclusion of the word "oldhead" ought to have tipped you off.

>> No.13126477

>>13126398
God you are disgusting

>> No.13126508
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>>13126229
lmao fuck the haters in this thread good story op

>> No.13126662

>>13126508
Thanks, man.

>> No.13126703

>>13126229
FUCK TOMMY BOY RECORDS
AND
FUCK TOMMY HILFIGER

>> No.13126804

>>13126235
this made OP 10x better.

>> No.13127550

>>13126703
BUT
NOT THE FILM "TOMMY BOY"
OF COURSE

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>> No.13127590

>>13126398
This. Kid is never going to make it, simply because he living in an area with niggers.

>> No.13127634

>>13127563
monk mode in a few days anyway lets go