/lit/ - Literature

based nabokov poster

Dosto btfo forever

Foucault, Michel. Dislike him. A pathological rebel, homosexual and postmodernist. An AIDS-ridden degenerate, cherrypicker of facts and an intellectual terrorist who works off shock tactics. Some of his modern disciples are extraordinarily amusing. Nobody takes his claims about madness being socially-constructed seriously.
Hermeneutics of the Subject. His best work, though an obvious and shameless imitation of Nietzsche's Geneaology of Morals. Discipline and Punish. Dislike it intensely.
History of Sexuality. Dislike it intensely. Ghastly rigmarole.

Do more of these they crack me up

Hume, David. Dislike him. A large sensualist, topsy-curvy and obese. A laggard, a claptrap empiricist and a slapdash ascidian. Some of his books are extraordinarily dense. Nobody takes his constitutional journalism seriously.
A Treatise of Human Nature. His best work, though an brainlet and shameless interpretation of Plato's "Collected Writings".
The History of England . Dislike it intensely.
Four Dissertations. Dislike it intensely. Ghastly gastronomic (should have been called Four Digestions).

Freud, Sigmund. A figure of fun. Loathe him. Vile deceit. Freudian interpretation of dreams is charlatanic, and satanic, nonsense.

Bukowski , Charles. Dislike him. A cheap sensationalist, clumsy and vulgar. A hobo, a claptrap journalist and a slapdash comedian. Some of his scenes are extraordinarily amusing. Nobody takes his postal journalism seriously.
Pulp. His best work, though an obvious and shameless imitation of Hergé's "The Adventures of Tintin."
Post Office. Dislike it intensely.
Women. Dislike it intensely. Ghastly rigmarole.

>>13113417
Now do on nabukov

>name ONE novel better than lolita

>>13114116
The Sound and the Fury

>>13113417
did he actually write this? if so this is the only decent work he's ever written

Nabokov, Vladimir. Not a fan. A vulgar fetishist wrapped in purple prose.

>>13114116

Pale Fire

Sartre, Jean-Paul. Even more awful than Camus.

Nabby, Vladimir. Dislike him. A filthy fetishist, clumsy and vulgar. A pedophile, a sexual deviant and a drunken clown. Some of his scenes are extraordinarily repugnant. Nobody takes his pornographic journalism seriously. Lolita. His best work, though an obvious and shameless imitation of Podesta's "Open Wide Sweetie!". Pale Fire. Dislike it intensely. Alt-his rigmarole.

>>13114226
>Podesta's "Open Wide Sweetie!"

kek

>>13113443
>Women. Dislike it intensely.
Women. Dislike them intensely.

FTFY

>>13113426
You ruined it

>>13113426
Really good

>>13113417
can someone do one for Stephen King?

>>13113417
Nabs looks just like my grandpa wtf

Did you guys know it's pronounced naBOkov not NAbokov? And Lolita is pronounced with a T like in "time", not like a T in "water"?

>>13113417
Finnegans Wake: formless and dull mass of phony folklore, a cold pudding of a book. Conventional and drab, redeemed from utter insipidity only by infrequent snatches of heavenly intonations. Detest it. A cancerous growth of fancy word-tissue hardly redeems the dreadful joviality of the folklore and the easy, too easy, allegory. Indifferent to it, as to all regional literature written in dialect. A tragic failure and a frightful bore.

>>13114675
>Finnegans Wake
>Conventional
Never go full retard.

>>13114116
Harry Potter and the only one because of the way the movie camera is the only one that has to go to the top of the screen

>>13114226
this

Gautama, Siddhārtha. Dislike him. A cheap nihilist, insipid and foolhardy. A pied piper, pathological narcissist and a cloying moralist. Some of his modern disciples are extraordinarily amusing. Nobody takes his claims about remembering past lives seriously.
Majjhima Nikāya. His best work, though an obvious and shameless imitation of Yājñavalkya's "Bṛhadāraṇyaka Upaniṣad"
Dīgha Nikāya. Dislike it intensely.
Dhammapada. Dislike it intensely. Ghastly rigmarole.

>>13114316
Stephen King. A non-entity. A second-rate comedian and a third-rate thinker. Despise him.

>>13114116
>Lolita II revenge of cunny

>>13114116
Between the World and Me

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>>13114675
Any page of Finnegans Wake is certainly better than everything Nabokov wrote. He always sounds like a whiny contrarian to me

>The Double. His best work
haha you almost got me, anon