/lit/ - Literature

>>13084461
You must be 18 years or older to post on this board.

If you want to be a real recluse then cancel your internet plan, sell your phone and so on. Then the only entertainment you'll get is through reading.

shut up normie

>>13084461
You can't fuck Asuka cosplayers if you are a hermit.

>>13084724
The expressions...Do I dare call this...moe?

>>13084735
3D is not moe

>>13084752

Can you faggots just stop posting women that have nothing to do with the thread?

>>13085301
Have sex.

>>13085145
faggot

>>13085301
nigger

>tfw no asuka gf

>>13084724
You can't fuck Asuka cosplayers if you're not a chad

>>13085393
>drawings of people cosplaying as drawings

>>13085630
It's the truth but I don't want to hear it.

>>13084461
god I wish that were me

I don't have the attention span to become a book recluse

>>13085983
Damn, I wish she were on my lap

>>13087035
based

>>13087035
Stop pretending you're not a 50 year-old menopausal lesbian tranny

>>13084461
Please source; she's stunning.

>>13087035
And what would You do? Rub Your clit on her buttocks? Shove plastic down her puss? Weak.

>>13087046
Maybe by 50 I’ll be menopausal. Starting to look forward to it, but sometimes it happens well after 50.
But I wish I was young again. I’d trans into that.

>>13087113
I’d start with a hug. Can’t do much with that costume on

>>13087134
t. has no heard of undressing

>>13084461
>>13084724
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET A QT ASUKA COSPLAYER GF

>>13087149
What does the t stand for btw?

>>13087157
Turd
lol

>>13087157
tutaj

>>13085630
you can if you're not an autistic sped faggot

>>13087157
Transgender

>>13087164
>>13087163
Lol u guys are messing with me

I can tell

>>13087157
tendies

>>13087157
Finnish meme. It’s like signing a letter with “regards; anon”

>>13087109
https://www.instagram.com/spaceghosted/

tfw no retro anime gf

>>13087182
fuck off

>>13087149
I said I’d START with a hug. Trust that I’d move on to groping around for zippers

>>13087109
>she

LMFAO

>>13087124
You’re really 46 Butterfly? How did you forget your birth date by three years... something doesn’t seem right here. Come clean.

86 are the next two numbers if you’re keeping track :3

>be me
>kissless virgin L'Étranger
>during high school
>bite the bullet and decide to talk to a girl i find fairly cute
>making jokes and shit
>she laughs at mine, I feign laughter at hers, but by god she is cute i just want to kiss her on her freckled face
>whenever I meet her I attempt to initiate physical contact with her, put my hands on her shoulders if i come from the back, friendly hugs, etc.
>a day later she starts initiating physical contact herself, hugs me (tighter than usual), leans her head against mine, against my shoulder, rubs my cheeks (found that endearing)
>basically is all over me
>then I hear the words
>"Anon, I kind of like you."
>laugh nervously, reply "I like you too", but judging from her reaction she thinks it's some kind of joke or that I don't understand and huffs in that cute way that only girls can.
>deep down I felt the fear of starting a relationship, but the elation that it is within reach for me
>high school is pretty much over by this point, and we head our separate ways
>busy with studies so I can't try my methods again, but I'm pretty sure I can replicate them with success
women are not that complicated anons. just bite the bullet. I often times wished I was doing stupid shit with my homies during my interactions with her, but she managed to fill me with more warmth than sitting in front of a fireplace wrapped with some gay philosopher's book. try it. just bite the fucking bullet.

>>13087182
Thanks, agrees with other stuff Ive seen online

But it seems like, if thats the case, people often misuse it

you should only use that when mocking/mimicing someone else, right?

>>13087124
Menopause can start as early as 38

>>13087247
no shit. anyone that's not a full blown autistic sped realizes this. the incel meme is a joke.

>>13087171
>Implying

>>13087268
It truly is. I thought I was hopeless, but literally anyone can make it. I'm not even that attractive, am a manlet, but she was into me.

>>13086450
>tfw will never gave a qt anime cosplay gf
>tfw will never be a qu anime cosplay girl

>>13087285
>tfw I cosplay as shinji

>tfw will never bang a hot asuka cosplayer in the poopyhole
why even exist brothers

>>13087157
tit

>>13087349
Seems like there has been a huge uptick in the amount of Shinji cosplayers. They are truly dedicated to their craft.

>>13087549
Why indeed

>tfw no crossdressing asuka bf

>>13088232
Men just aren't good women.

>>13087739
Yeah. Thinking about actually dressing like that everyday tbhwy

>>13088244
t.3dpd

>>13087285
Am I trans if I feel like that?

I heard it, in my mind,
Sleeping out of memory,
And it made no sound
By some dreamless sleep.
Now let me do it again.
I know I have.
I could go to another place.
Here, where my head's so thick,
It must have been a dream or
Something else.
There, with my eyes wide wide awake,
Farewell, my dear,
The world is very good with me;
My eyes never want a dream!
Now what will it be?
The night I live in, and all its dreams,
I do sleep in; and now dreams are very dear, and I can talk, and sleep;
But what will become of me then?
Will I be still in memory?
I won't.
I shall die.
To find my soul with the body, I know to begin,
And I have made for, now,
In the morning.
But is it a new way? No, I have lost my body;
It was taken from me once.

>>13084461
Don't become a recluse, anon. I did it for a few years and really regret it.

>>13088568
Yes

>>13088244
>>13088232

Did I get the color right?

>http://split.to/RIqfnml

>>13088568
Could just be a cross-dresser.

>>13088911
Don’t answer for me

>>13087243
You shall be known as Balzac.

>>13089174
>Don’t answer for me
Please don't tell me what to do.

>>13089179
Get your own name, Balzac

>>13088911
The :3 emoticon looks like a Balzac.

>>13089196
Does he?

shift

>>13084461

>>13088880
but i dont want to do anything else and dont like people

>>13089235
learn to like people. it's valuable. do so by forced exposure.

>>13089258
sounds awful no thanks

>>13084461
Because you watch anime instead of living it

>>13089511
how do i live anime

>>13084467
fpbp

>>13084461
watch un homme qui dort

>>13089160
Is that you? I’ll be honest, that’s a weird looking dick. Cute, but weird.

>>13089160
How long have you grown your hair out?

>>13089533
Do cool stuff, usually. Become a wise hermit, a really buff lad like baki, or somethin like that. If your answer is it's too hard, then you aren't fit to be anime material.

Or take the easy route and become a fuccboi vampire like Zero. The hardest part is becoming a vampire.

>>13089160
Holy fucking cute

>>13084461
I've been a recluse who reads books all day for years now. All I can say is be careful what you wish for. It's probably not what you think it would be like.

>>13089160
Didn’t expect nudity, but okay

>>13084467
Worst post in the thread.

>>13090176

>Is that you?

Yes.

>I’ll be honest, that’s a weird looking dick. Cute, but weird

It curves down and to the left. It bends when I try to penetrate, so I can't actually have sex with it. I *think* I have a scar where the doctors did a biopsy on my foreskin when I was born, and the tightness of the skin prevented it from growing straight.

But what about my hair - is the color like Asuka's?

>>13090212

5+ years. It takes about 4-5 years to grow it that long, and it's been that long since 2013.

I bleach it with 3% hydrogen peroxide. Is it similar to Asuka's hair color?

>>13090307

Thanks - did I get the color right?

>>13090396

How does my skin tone look with the hair? Natural, or is my skin too dark?

>>13091468
>bends when I try to penetrate
Rip
> is the color like Asuka's?
A little lighter, but mostly.

>>13085311
meant for >>13084461

>>13091468
>did I get the color right?
Yeah. Sorry about the “not being able to have sex thing”. Can you masturbate at least?

>>13091468
>How does my skin tone look with the hair?
Good. You look good naked. It was just unexpected.

>>13091468
Do you have more dick pics?

Literature board.
Board for literature.

>>13084461
Post on 4chan all day
People are sure to be repulsed then

>>13084461
Bump

>>13084467
fpbp

I'm about to give up anons
https://youtu.be/2srenxkYGbE

>>13092222
I can't help but want to worship her when I see her like that, it's pathetic.

Also, nice quads.

>>13089160
Based

>>13091792

>A little lighter, but mostly

This picture is a hair ball with henna on it - does it look more like Asuka's?

>>13091820

>Can you masturbate at least?

Yes.

>>13091842

>Good. You look good naked. It was just unexpected

Awesome, thanks.

>>13091870

No.

>>13087247
>just bite the bullet bro
not so easy when you are 29 with half a lifetime of anxieties weighing on you. it really is too late for some people. i pray you all have better luck finding love.

>>13092918

Nothing worth anything is easy. Stop refusing to do things simply because they are not easy.

>>13092922
>Nothing worth anything is easy.
Everyone around me who has found love has done so by doing tons of drugs and partying all the time, even people my age. They don't try it at all, it just comes naturally to them. They even tell me its easy. I don't want to do these things, and I am too fucked up to climb the social ladder to escape this after isolating myself for so long. I have no idea how I can realistically get out of the rut I am in now. There is no clear path.

Whatever part of my brain is responsible for socialization is just completely fucked, I can't even have a conversation with anyone. Even just normal small talk with people I don't care about is extremely hard, and I feel absolute terror when talking to women. I try to find other things to focus on, but I feel like shit all the time. I feel like I am just forcing myself to keep going for no reason.

>>13092976
Just be yourself

>>13092629
Hard to tell, going from animation to real life. It’s a rough translation. Good on you for putting in the effort though.

>>13084461
>>13084724
t. cumbrains

>>13093684
Let them dream.

>>13089160
plase be my gf (male)

>>13093684
Fuck off Pornhub, quit marketing

>>13092629
Do a cum tribute to Asuka

>>13084461
Become a volcel

>>13094390
>implying he has a choice

>>13092629
Have you modeled, in this sense, for long?

>>13089160
I want to suck your penis so bad

>>13084461
>tfw no qt 10/10 german-japanese autistic gf
why even live

Bump again

>>13094206

I think I'm already taken sort of by a penpal.

>>13094242

I'm on HRT and there's very little fluid.

>>13094446

I first posted pictures of myself on 4chan in 2014.

But seriously - does the henna-ed hair look more like Asuka's? I'm currently mulling over actually using the henna. I don't want to screw up what I've got, and my current color can be maintained with hydrogen peroxide alone and adding henna to my routine is a big deal I want to be sure I want to devote myself to.

>>13094557

I think my penpal is open to that, but I'd have to check.

>>13094928
c-can I be that penpal that whatches on the side while you get fucked?

>>13087035
aye yuh don’t we all

>>13095042

Sure! The more, the merrier.

My email is; agdistis@protonmail.com

But could you look at the hair balls in >>13092629, and tell me if the redder hair ball looks more like Asuka's color?

The black one is my unmodified hair, the blondish one is my current hair, and the red one is with henna.

>>13084461
i have a similarly reclusive girlfriend who doesn't suck. im too busy producing music, working on an art project, working my job, or filling her with cum to hang with people. no regrets

>>13095121
The henna does look more like her hair. How much extra effort does it take to accomplish this?

>>13094928
>HRT
Are you trans?

>>13095109
she doesn't make comments like that anymore :3

>>13095121
Depends on if you want the OG Asuka or rebuild Asuka. Rebuild looks like the one you have now, with the lighter hair, but the original looks more like the henna hair.

>>13094928
>>13095121
>HRT
Was that what gave you the titties?

Can these trannies just join the 40% already? Sick and tired of the fucking attention whoring

>>13095483
Rude

>>13095495
Jack it to man ass if you want but stop feeding these mentally ill attention whores. This shit is fucking disgusting and makes me wanna vomit.

>>13095503
>Jack it to man ass if you want
All right I will

>>13095418

>The henna does look more like her hair

I'm pretty sure I want to do it than.

>How much extra effort does it take to accomplish this?

I currently spend 8+ hours a day for 3-4 days every 1.5 months to bleach it, and the henna would be another 4 hours on the final day.

>>13095422

Not really. I use HRT as a form of body modification to make myself look more like an anime girl. But I don't care about being a woman, and accept that I'm a man.

>>13095433

>but the original looks more like the henna hair

I'm an ancient weeaboo, and remember her from the original show, so I'm definitely going for the redder color.

Thanks.

>>13095444

Yes :3

>http://split.to/6Iu5htJ

>>13095542
> to make myself look more like an anime girl
based
does the HRT shrink your dick or balls any?

>>13095542
Holy shit that’s a lot of effort to accomplish the look. You must be really dedicated.

>>13095542
You’re welcome anon. Have a good time doing what you do.

>>13087157
Terveisin, eli "regards from"