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What books will help me to get rid of my insatiable thirst for Coca-Cola®? I just can't help it, there is no better feeling than popping a ice-cold Coke®. Like seriously, it's one of the few things in life that gives me any real joy. I got a pleasant sense of warmth just by looking at that image of a wet dripping glass of mouth-watering Coca-Cola®.

>> No.13067632

Warmth probably wasn’t the best choice of words esé

>> No.13067633

>>13067619
>not Dr Pepper
Anon I..

>> No.13067638

>>13067619
My diary desu

>> No.13067653

Seriously guys, I need help. I'm gonna go to the store soon. I feel like a conditioned animal.

>> No.13067670

>>13067653
Maybe you need to take a peek at the Stoicism thread. >>13067297

>> No.13067674

>>13067619
Coke Zero

>> No.13067676
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>>13067619
Just keep posting bud. You will be overcome with an insatiable thirst for cock that every OP suffers from.

>> No.13067678

I've managed to quit smoking and cut down on drinking, but I can't seem to get rid of Coke®. It seems like the only real thing out there. When I come home, I'm hugging my girfriend, but in my mind I'm always thinking about those ice-cold Coca-Cola® cans in the fridge.

>> No.13067688

Spend all of your money on drugs so you have to drink water instead.

>> No.13067923
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It's waiting in the freezer boys. I just can't help myself.

>> No.13067952

>>13067619
FUCK YOU. Now I want a fucking coke. You cunt. It's Bank Holiday as well which means the shop won't be open.

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>>13067952
I'm sure you'll find a way. I've personally gone to embarrassing lengths to get that refreshing Coke®.

>> No.13068296

>>13067952
>he doesn't have a 24-hour Tesco in walking distance where he could buy a frosty, frothy Coke®

>> No.13068309

Joking aside, I don't smoke or drink but I do love drinking coca-cola. It ruins my teeth and probably insides, but it's what it is. Fucking sugary water.

>> No.13068344

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z5_uHOONNE

>> No.13068424
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>>13068309
I'm now pretty much the same. I even have my weight under control, but it's fucking impossible to stop drinking that cool and delicious diabetes water.

>> No.13068431

>>13067674
Zero just tastes like shit.

>> No.13068466
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>> No.13068473

>>13068431
All coke tastes like shit. Drink Pepsi like a true patrician.

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>>13068473
>implying the taste actually matters at all

>> No.13068750
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i used to really like coke and buy it frequently until i realized how expensive it is in comparison to water. Where i live for the worth of one small coke bottle you can get about 10 of small water bottles. Its not really logical but it hacked my brain into not craving coke and only buying water when out
I suppose its much cheaper in burgerland tho

>> No.13068766

>>13068466
>accused
They must be guilty.

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>>13068473
There are those who are satisfied with basic things, who only experience the surface. But for some that's not enough, for they know that a man sees in the world what he carries in his heart. For them there is Coke®.

>>13068750
You who suffer because you love, love still more. To die of love, is to live by it. It is preoccupation with money, more than anything else, that prevents us from living freely, nobly and enjoying Coca-Cola®.

>> No.13068896

>>13067619
Authentic Fakes by David Chidester. Coca-Cola is just another fetish given authenticity by global capitalism. Brands have outpaced traditional religions in converting the unwashed masses to do their bidding. Last book I read that had me feeling like Big Ted.

>> No.13068956

coca cola just tastes like pure acid. I feel like I'm literally dying with every sip. switch to pepsi, dr pepper, rc cola, or if you must drink coke, switch to cherry coke. I feel bad for your tounge

>> No.13068992

>>13067619
Your thirst for coca-cola disgusts me anon, but perhaps the knowledge that it is basically acidic poison for your teeth will alleviate your desires.

>> No.13069004

What was Rene Guenon's opinion of Coca-Cola®?

>> No.13069053
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>>13069004
> “The men of today boast of the ever growing extent of the modifications they impose on the world, and the consequence is that everything is thereby made more and more ‘artificial’, but there is still some real things left in the world. Like an ice cold bottle of Coca-Cola® ”

>> No.13069083

>>13069004
>In the Satya Yuga, mankind could manifest Coca-Cola® by the exercise of will alone, in unlimited quantities and of paradisaical quality. In our age, for those men of traditional tastes, those intrepid seekers after eternal bliss, the discipline and effort required to walk down the street to the local market can still procure one the incomparable pleasures of a Coca-Cola®.
Rene Guenon (The Symbolism of the Soft Drink, p. 56)

>> No.13069087

>>13068766
you're right, it's totally ridiculous to think that one of the largest companies in the world would use third world violence to keep their literal wage-slaves from rebelling against their feudal-corporate yoke. They make such wholesome commercials!

>> No.13069088

This is very epic

>> No.13069134
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>>13068956
>>13068992
Start now. Start where you are. Start with fear. Start with pain. Start with doubt. Start with hands shaking. Start with voice trembling but start. Start and don’t stop. Start where you are, with what you have. Just... start. Open a frosty Coke®.

>> No.13069192

>>13069004
> The Coca-Cola® Companu , because it opens out a limitless vista of possibilities, must take care never to lose sight of the inexpressible, which indeed constitutes its very essence.

Rene Guenon (Introduction to the Study of the Soft Drinks)

>> No.13069195

>>13069087
If you feel it it must be true.

>> No.13069976

thread music
https://youtu.be/kbQN0JnzWkA

>> No.13070062

>>13069976
i miss when women wore dresses

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>>13070062
Now boys do it, so it's even better!

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>>13067619
Only soda worth drinking

>> No.13070175
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13070175

Take the seltzer water pill
https://youtu.be/66OQ-GPYfCE

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>>13069083
God, I could really go for a coke right now.
Oh, wait, I'm already on my third.

>> No.13070187

>>13067619
I tried cocaine twice

>> No.13070189

>>13067619
Crime and Punishment.

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>>13070136
Yeah that is gonna be a no thanks from me friend.

>> No.13070211

Thanks OP now I'm watching a documentary about kool keith

>> No.13070225
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>>13070175
Based and schweppes-pilled my lugubrious friend

>> No.13070253

>kool keith shitting on rappers for just having sluts in their videos because he actually put porn tracks and moans in his music
lmao how is he so fucking based. This dude is the only rapper.

>> No.13070261

>>13070167
made from violets

>> No.13070271

>>13070175
>>13070211
>>13070225
>>13070253
The birds in this documentary behind keith are trolling the shit out of my cat too

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13070273

>>13067619
Take the /looseleaf/-pill, books won't help you out of this predicament.

>> No.13070282

>>13070273
>Take the /looseleaf/-pill
Not OP but what do I do if I already smoke spliffs?

>> No.13070291

I too cannot resist the cancer juice

>> No.13070297

>>13067619
Unironically, read Feed by M. T. Anderson.

>> No.13070311

>>13070282
When I took my smoke herbs in fluid form, I never went back. Drink it, don't smoke it. Don't add milk or honey, that's for imperials who don't know how to brew and promptly fuck their teeth because of that. Smoking does that too, that's why fluid is better.

>> No.13070337

>>13067619
Why read a book now? You'll have plenty of time to read when your feet are cut off from diabetes.

>> No.13070422

>>13070136
>>13070136
link me to a sissy gf

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>>13069192
>Rene Guenon (Introduction to the Study of the Soft Drinks)
>not Man and His Becoming According to the Real Thing
filthy casuals get the rope

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>bugs.. easy on the Coke®

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>>13072102
>Brother may i have some Coca-Cola®

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>>13067619

>> No.13073293

>>13067952
Yeah that ice cold glass makes me want one too.

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Shit, bros... only two bottles of Coca-Cola® left...

>> No.13075093

I polished off a liter bottle of Coke® earlier today but I still have the craving. Dammit!