/lit/ - Literature

>>13064490
I know this is random, but how much money do you currently possess?

communist manifesto

>>13064490
Any one that's fairly long and interesting and ideally one you enjoyed before.

>>13064490

>>13064499
About $4000.

Ecclesiastes.

It'll either make you want to kill yourself even more or cure your existential dread. It's a 3000 year old bible book on why being dead isn't as good as being alive.

read one of the gospels nignog

>>13064516
Well, I am a Buddha and Saoshyant hybrid. If you want to feel better, I highly recommend becoming my disciple for a small fee. I can help get back on the right track of life. Join the Facebook group "Neo-Zurvanism", and I will give you personal instructions based on a very good philosophical system.

There's no need to kill yourself, but there are certain steps you have to take for your life to get better.

>>13064526
>I can help get
I can help you get*

>>13064526
kek

what's a book that will convince me to kill myself?

>>13064534
Pretty much any book, reading is boring.

>>13064533
Well, trust me, it will work. I have looked into both the absolute abyss and light. I am very good at helping people feel motivated once more.

I'm starting to believe in reincarnation. Our forebears gave us Selves to be. Every death is passed on into life again. But look, if reincarnation is real, it's a real problem today. More and more people now are dying of old age, dying in hospital beds, dying doped up on morphine in their last hours. More people are dying young on the streets of heroin overdoses. People are dying fat and of heart attacks. People are dying alone. If reincarnation is real, everyone who dies takes a little piece of their death with them into the next life. It only makes sense. If you kill yourself, anon, you will take a piece of that death with you into your next life. You will doom those who come after you to an intractable feeling of futility and self-destruction. You have to protect them. You have to find a reason to live, so that you can die in peace.

>>13064490
Crime and Punishment.

>>13064534
Crime and Punishment.

>>13064490
whats wrong OP?

>>13064534
A Walking Aphrodisiac

infinite jest

>>13064611
it can also lead to you killing yourself somewhere in the middle tho

>>13064618
we both know a frogposter won't get that far

>>13064490

>>13064519
Wow does it say that and not the opposite?

>>13064628
>underage b&

>>13066184
kek

>>13064516
>not in dept

You should thank your luck instead of contemplating suicide you spoiled bitch.

>>13064490
>>13064534
The Bible

The Foundation for Exploration by Sean Goonan

>>13066204
not being in debt is the easiest shit ever lmao

>>13064578
>>13064582
sasuga /lit/
>>13066692
yeah bro lmao just don't get an education haha dude don't have any medical emergencies lol brah just don't get laid off

>>13067132
Don't get scammed to get into debt for "education", pleb.
There's plenty of free/cheap education.

>>13064534
No longer human

>>13067205
if only my 17 year old self knew that! gosh!

>>13064490

>>13064490
I recommend reading camus

>>13064490
I recommend eating cum mass

I recommend drinking frosty, frothy Coke®