/lit/ - Literature

ever since originally seeing this picture, the picture in my head of Russell whenever I think of him has always been his wojak

Thales: fell into a well
Heraclitus: cried a lot
Pythagoras: had a golden leg
Democritus: was a time-traveler who knew about atoms
Socrates: was the original tulpafag
Plato: believed in a thing called love
Aristotle: created the fifth element
Diogenes: publically masturbated
Epicurus: was pretty euphoric
Zeno: wrote goedel, escher, bach
Cicero: called out mark antony for being a drunk
Jesus: the first homosexual magician
Augustine: came up with catholic guilt
Aquinas: had five ways to get into anyone's pants
Avicenna: durka durka muhhamad jihad
Petrarch: dead poet
Machiavelli: surprisingly not evil
Bacon: baller/shot-caller/etc.
Galileo: martyr for the uneducated
Descartes: disproved by rimbaud
Leibniz: is hated by high schoolers
Spinoza: made lenses
Hobbes: was a behemoth
Locke: life, liberty and property. fuck yo happiness.
Berkeley: wrote the matrix
Hume: was unsure whether the sun would appear tommorow
Adam Smith: illuminati freemason reptillian
Newton: the last alchemist
D'alembert: algebraic!
Diderot: french as fuck
Rousseau: was a noble savage
Kant: father of analytic and continental philosophy
Hegel: spirit is a bone(r)
Marx: goddamn communist jew
Bakunin: hot topic-core
JS Mill: theories lacked utility
William James: huffed nitrous to understand hegel
Thoreau: original hippie
Darwin: grandfather or richard dawkins
Spencer: survival of the illest
Schopenhauer: was mad jelly of hegel's superiority
Kierkegaard: just watch the seventh seal
Nietzsche: is pietzsche
Heidegger: saved us from ontotheology
Lenin: salvaged marx
Hayek: was actually a serf
Beauvoir: ugly tumblr whore
Sartre: frogfaced bourgeoisie fuck
Freud: c-c-c-c-yeeeaaaahhhhhh
Russel: got rekt by goedel
Wittgenstein: lingua franca of analytics
Quine: might've rekt kant
Rorty: sophist
Singer: animal fucker
Baudrillard: helped berkeley write the matrix
Derrida: is a ghost on meth
Foucault: died of the gay plague known as aids
Marcuse: kinda one-dimensional
Habermas: the konsensual kommunist
Zizek: only pretends to know how to speak english

>>13045351
missed a few of the more /lit/ people at the end

>>13045383

>>13045317
>Kierkegaard: just watch the seventh seal
based

>>13045394
>>13045351
not the same chart op posted.

>>13045425
Op's chart is shitty

>>13045432
your chart is worse and it names all the people for you, absolute psued chart

>>13045317
Who's the very basic looking 4th from the right in the bottom row?
Also, why is Stirner looking angry?

>>13045470
land

>>13045474
Okay, next to Yarvin I had guessed it, but in my minds eye, Land has less hair

>>13045351
>was a time-traveler
Proof?

>>13045317
I drew 3 of these and I won't tell you which ones.

>>13046168
Varg, Unabomber and Pink guy

>>13046175
No, I don't draw any of those.

>>13046177
*didn't

>>13045351
I died at Aristotle being the original singer for The Darkness, why would you continue assaulting my sides with meme learning except that you're a pathetic Hegelian scribbler.

>>13045394
Trotsky?

>>13045317
I'll give it a go, but I think you're memeing me.
>>Row 1, the apostles
>John The Baptist
>Nero
>Simon The Magician
>Peter/Simon The Apostle
>John The Apostle
>Judas Priest
>Alexander The Great
>Diogenes Synope
>>Row 2, the romans
>Jesus Christ
>Plato
>St. Paul
>Julius Ceaser
>Claudius
>>Row 3, the medievals
>Martin Luther
>John Calvin
>King Charles II
>Neo-Plato?
>Jean Jacques Roussea
>Leibenz
>Newton
>>Row 4, is this one a joke row?
>The second musketeer?
>The third musketeer?
>>Row 5, the enlightenment
>Napoleon Bonaparte
>Hegel
>Schiller
>Schopenhauer
>Thomas Jefferson
>John Mill
>>Row 6, pre-modernism
>Karl Marx
>Neitzche
>Abraham Lincoln?
>Teddy Roosevelt?
>P.T Beuaregard
>Wagner
>>Row 7, WW1 & WW2
>Franklin Roosevelt?
>Herbert Spencer
>Freud
>Jung
>James Joyce
>Marcel Proust
>>Row 8, the communist threat
>J Edgar Hoover
>Adolf Hitler
>J D Salinger
>Eugene Debbs
>Evola
>Groucho Marx
>Thomas Pynchon
>Kurt Vonnegut?
>Steve Jobs
>Richard Stallman
>>Row 9, the alt-right
>Uncle Ted
>James Mason
>William Gass
>David Forester Wallace
>Mennicus Moldbug
>Ben Shapiro
>Slavoj Zizek
>Varg
>Jordan Peterson

>>13045317
nice post faggot

>>13045317
I dont understand, why does Bertrand Russell always look like this in these memes? They could have made a more flattering character. Do they dislike Bertrand Russell for some reason? I disagree with him on most points, but he's still an interesting guy.

>>13047219
because of shit like this:

>Bertrand Russell, while he was a Professor of Ethics at Harvard was carrying on an adulterous affair. Since it was decades before the sexual revolution, Harvard’s Board of Governors called Russell in and censured him. Russell maintained that his private affairs had nothing to do with the performance of his professional duties.
>“But you are a Professor of Ethics!” one of the Board members remonstrated.
>“I was a Professor of Geometry at Cambridge,” Russell rejoined, “but the Board of Governors never asked me why I was not a triangle.”

>>13045351
>Zeno: wrote goedel, escher, bach
kek

>>13047195
>>>Row 9, the alt-right

kys

>>13047233
>“I was a Professor of Geometry at Cambridge,” Russell rejoined, “but the Board of Governors never asked me why I was not a triangle.”

good one bert

hint key

>>13047233
based, is this the one thing that redeems him?

>>13045317
thales heraclitus democritus blablabla diogenes
jesus aurelius aquinas (wheres augustine?) dante machiavelli
luther shakespeare descartes hobbes spinoza leibniz newton
hume rosseau/voltaire
? hegel ? schopenhauer ? kierkegaard
marx stirner thoreau nietzsche ? clausewitz
russell wittgenstein husserl whitehead joyce proust
heidegger sartre camus ? kafka pessoa pynchon vonnegut dick mckenna
kascyznskio foucault deleuze/bloom wallace goldsomething land zizek varg peterson

bad list

>>13046248
Where do you see Trotsky?

>>13047233
He's still a hypocrite, and it's stuff like this that made ruined the reputation of philosophy for most people in the West

>>13047485
Kant before Hegel.
Dostojevski after Nietzsche.
Husserl = Freud.
Whitehead = Jung.

I think.

>>13045317
please, for love of god, who is this wojak?
waste of perfect wittgenstein model you know

>>13047757
pynchon the other like that is camus

>>13045394

Holy fuck this is so cute

>>13047757
You are right. That should have been Wittgenstein as well.

>>13047759
pynchon must be the hardest fucking thing, I only know like 3 picture of it containing marine uniform and it does not represent any of his art
I understood camus considering saltre is left of it

>>13047451
that's habermas at the end

>>13047774
looks more like Gabriel Tarde, I don't think the person who made it made a mustache on there when habermas is strictly known for upper lips

>>13045394
this needs to be an old school animated macro

also:

>foucalt

>>13047757