/lit/ - Literature

Mister clean, clever is he,
If he sees you he drinks your pee.

Mister clean is tough on scum,
He will make you beg to cum.

Mister clean is tough on dirt
He will make your anus hurt.

Mister clean is bad for smells,
He will make your bowels swell.

Mister clean is tough on stains,
Out he'll blow your fucking brains.

Mister clean will save your grout,
He will turn your insides out.

Mister clean fills all with dread,
As he tears the rose ashred.

Mister clean is tough on grime,
Hardened by a life of crime.

Mister clean is tough on spills,
He has fifty thousand kills.

Mister Clean will clean your life ,
Fueled by constant rage and strife.

Mister clean will tidy up,
Burning all without his trust.

Mister Clean will clean your house,
Your home in kerosene he will douse.

Mister clean is watching you,
He he waits beside the evening pool.

Mr clean will wipe us free,
He bides his time, in veil of dreams.

beneath his ultra-cleanly gaze,
all shall know the end of days.

Mister Clean is not alone,
He will send us all back home.

Deep within their cold hard souls,
Lies all mortals final toll.

When they come there's no return,
Pray for mercy, then we burn.

By the way mods this isn't fanfiction. It's a collaborative poem written.